Hellpockets
@hellpockets.bsky.social
Commentator @GameGoonsTV content creation, Event Organizer!? #FTTB, I'm gonna be talking a lot about football between the months of August and February. COTW's Strongest Commentator
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If the Niners are 4-0 by Oct 4th you're gonna see some ignorant, bluesky only, shit from me in week 5.
September 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
If the Niners are 4-0 by Oct 4th you're gonna see some ignorant, bluesky only, shit from me in week 5.
Why shopping for an outfit for tonight's show but I guess this would not fit the vibe of the presentation, bought that shit anyway.
September 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Why shopping for an outfit for tonight's show but I guess this would not fit the vibe of the presentation, bought that shit anyway.
Finally, we out here
September 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Finally, we out here
THIS CHILD OF HER MOTHER just came up to me all like "Daddy btw I need 32GBs of RAM or I can run all my Minecraft mods"
I'm gonna print this graph out on some cardboard and stick it to her wall
I'm gonna print this graph out on some cardboard and stick it to her wall
September 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
THIS CHILD OF HER MOTHER just came up to me all like "Daddy btw I need 32GBs of RAM or I can run all my Minecraft mods"
I'm gonna print this graph out on some cardboard and stick it to her wall
I'm gonna print this graph out on some cardboard and stick it to her wall
Nah I'm getting tested today, can't even eat my lunch salad without someone asking me if they can ask me a question and then just go ahead and ask it while I got a mouth full of food.
September 1, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Nah I'm getting tested today, can't even eat my lunch salad without someone asking me if they can ask me a question and then just go ahead and ask it while I got a mouth full of food.
Bought my kid her birthday present yesterday, for the amount of money I spent on it, knowing I could have paid less but to meet every detail she asked for, I bit all the bullets.
I swear if RAM/GPU prices drop in a year...
I swear if RAM/GPU prices drop in a year...
September 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Bought my kid her birthday present yesterday, for the amount of money I spent on it, knowing I could have paid less but to meet every detail she asked for, I bit all the bullets.
I swear if RAM/GPU prices drop in a year...
I swear if RAM/GPU prices drop in a year...
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BREAKING: Liam Tadeo was just deported by ICE.
August 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
BREAKING: Liam Tadeo was just deported by ICE.
Recently I got to take Duck King out for a couple laps with
Abe and @manchest.bsky.social. The sets have been added to our playlist.
IMO the character is functionally sound and easy to use but with some idiosyncrasies that I think specialists will love.
#FATALFURY #COTW
youtu.be/sK5AgFekVGQ?...
Abe and @manchest.bsky.social. The sets have been added to our playlist.
IMO the character is functionally sound and easy to use but with some idiosyncrasies that I think specialists will love.
#FATALFURY #COTW
youtu.be/sK5AgFekVGQ?...
August 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Recently I got to take Duck King out for a couple laps with
Abe and @manchest.bsky.social. The sets have been added to our playlist.
IMO the character is functionally sound and easy to use but with some idiosyncrasies that I think specialists will love.
#FATALFURY #COTW
youtu.be/sK5AgFekVGQ?...
Abe and @manchest.bsky.social. The sets have been added to our playlist.
IMO the character is functionally sound and easy to use but with some idiosyncrasies that I think specialists will love.
#FATALFURY #COTW
youtu.be/sK5AgFekVGQ?...
49ers fans have been through so much, it ain't fair man...
August 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
49ers fans have been through so much, it ain't fair man...
NGL, once again FGC discourse got be staring fondly at videos of P2W ass, probably a mobile/PC hybrid lookin ass, definitely gonna be full grown ass children ass Ragnarok Online 3
August 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
NGL, once again FGC discourse got be staring fondly at videos of P2W ass, probably a mobile/PC hybrid lookin ass, definitely gonna be full grown ass children ass Ragnarok Online 3
Greatest preseason Niner game in recent memory
August 21, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Greatest preseason Niner game in recent memory
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Here are some photos from our impromptu SNK event with @bubbleyummbc.bsky.social, @chrischunli.bsky.social, and @hellpockets.bsky.social a while back just as a preview!
I'm still getting my footing, but expect more soon!
I'm still getting my footing, but expect more soon!
August 8, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Here are some photos from our impromptu SNK event with @bubbleyummbc.bsky.social, @chrischunli.bsky.social, and @hellpockets.bsky.social a while back just as a preview!
I'm still getting my footing, but expect more soon!
I'm still getting my footing, but expect more soon!
Howlin Wolf kinda night
August 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Howlin Wolf kinda night
Watched an episode of Headbanger's Ball from 1991 and it was like 98% hair metal shit and halfway through it I get jumpscared by Arise era Max.
Tells a cool story about how Arise got remixed, throws it to an Anthrax video, "used to like their old stuff" he says. What a time.
Tells a cool story about how Arise got remixed, throws it to an Anthrax video, "used to like their old stuff" he says. What a time.
July 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Watched an episode of Headbanger's Ball from 1991 and it was like 98% hair metal shit and halfway through it I get jumpscared by Arise era Max.
Tells a cool story about how Arise got remixed, throws it to an Anthrax video, "used to like their old stuff" he says. What a time.
Tells a cool story about how Arise got remixed, throws it to an Anthrax video, "used to like their old stuff" he says. What a time.
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Thank you again to SNK for giving me the opportunity to take an early look at Fatal Fury's Rick Strowd with my community today. 🥬🧅
Excited to see what kinds of nasty mix-ups he can do and how his story continues in EOST! 🐺🪶
Excited to see what kinds of nasty mix-ups he can do and how his story continues in EOST! 🐺🪶
July 19, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Thank you again to SNK for giving me the opportunity to take an early look at Fatal Fury's Rick Strowd with my community today. 🥬🧅
Excited to see what kinds of nasty mix-ups he can do and how his story continues in EOST! 🐺🪶
Excited to see what kinds of nasty mix-ups he can do and how his story continues in EOST! 🐺🪶
Bro, the way I ate this week, this might as well be Checklist 😭
July 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Bro, the way I ate this week, this might as well be Checklist 😭
I live across the street from a taco bell and I'm hungry as fuck. Don't pray for me watashi wa mou shindeiru.
July 18, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I live across the street from a taco bell and I'm hungry as fuck. Don't pray for me watashi wa mou shindeiru.
Meant to flex this earlier cause I'm super proud of the space I've built for me and wife.
July 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Meant to flex this earlier cause I'm super proud of the space I've built for me and wife.
July 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Finally beginning my journey into Ys X Proud Nordics! Maybe some EWC predictions too? It's my first stream in a while so bear with me!
twitch.tv/gamegoons
twitch.tv/gamegoons
Ys X Nordics: Adol & Karja Gameplay
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July 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Finally beginning my journey into Ys X Proud Nordics! Maybe some EWC predictions too? It's my first stream in a while so bear with me!
twitch.tv/gamegoons
twitch.tv/gamegoons
My new crib legit got a "you fucked up" ADU dog house that imma be going to when my wife mad at me and she gon me mad at me again cause I got direct TV in that bitch.
July 4, 2026 at 10:07 AM
My new crib legit got a "you fucked up" ADU dog house that imma be going to when my wife mad at me and she gon me mad at me again cause I got direct TV in that bitch.
Taking a month off of traveling and commentary to ease into my new home was the best decision I've made in years and I'm only a day into it, still at the office, still can't stand that one bitch ass co-worker but I go home, crack a shower beer and not worry about packing for another trip in 9 days
July 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Taking a month off of traveling and commentary to ease into my new home was the best decision I've made in years and I'm only a day into it, still at the office, still can't stand that one bitch ass co-worker but I go home, crack a shower beer and not worry about packing for another trip in 9 days
I fucking missed Khemmis during EVO weekend. Yeah I need a month off...
June 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I fucking missed Khemmis during EVO weekend. Yeah I need a month off...
Off on another venture. Hope to see the folks this weekend. Daughter gave me her spikes.
June 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Off on another venture. Hope to see the folks this weekend. Daughter gave me her spikes.