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Connor Tapp
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we're reaching the stage of the discourse cycle where i'm becoming gravely concerned that i'm actually going to have to watch whatever the new sydney sweeney thing is that everyone's mad about
September 15, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Gotta go with the wisdom of the masses on the quality of the new Spider-Man. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
September 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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I am once again tapping the sign and encouraging you to embrace Crossist Thought. Voters neither require nor act on transphobic campaigning. Transphobia is a luxury issue for elites, the NFT of issues. Regular voters do not care and will not reward you for your hate.
Trans Panic? More Like Trans Apathetic
2025 shows trans rights aren't electoral poison. The truth? Most people just don't care that much.
www.liberalcurrents.com
September 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Let's watch some horror movies www.helluvabird.com/31-of-octobe...
Let's watch some horror movies
Drew and I drafted 31 horror movies to watch this October. Plus, has Phoebe Bridgers seen Obsession?
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September 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The End of Oak Street is a better Jumanji sequel than either of the Jumanji sequels.
September 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
[settling in for my 6 pm canfield fair volunteer shift and taking a big sip of coffee] what’s up guys, anything interesting happen today?
September 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
found a very specific guy
September 6, 2026 at 10:07 PM
just so you know, they’re still doing Woke 1.0 on Threads
September 6, 2026 at 6:39 AM
'Pierre' and one other sad poem www.helluvabird.com/pierre-and-o...
'Pierre' and one other sad poem
A poem about Pierre Damas Bel, and another about finding peace inside the container you gladly chose for yourself.
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September 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
this year i've decided to get behind the college football teams in my adopted home state of ohio. time to take a big sip of coffee and look up who kent state plays in week one.
September 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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I think I can say categorically: there is not a single prominent right-wing media figure, including many that regularly campaign with & for Republican candidates, who has not said worse things than the worst thing Hasan Piker has ever said on at least a weekly basis.

Why does no one care?
August 30, 2026 at 8:19 PM
What Democrats can learn from Dolly Parton www.helluvabird.com/dolly-parton...
What Democrats can learn from Dolly Parton
Rejecting unpopular labels costs nothing and helps to sustain durable support for your causes.
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August 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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that’s a keeper
July 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell and Rep. Tom Kean (missed 4 months of work) are/were essentially on paid sick & medical leave.

The same employment protection they’ve spent their careers blocking other Americans from having.
July 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
July 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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For 250 years, America has failed to treat women as though they were equal to men. If we were truly considered as such, abortion would be as easy to access as ibuprofen.
https://bit.ly/4eDih2U
Abortion Has Always Been an American Tradition
More than one founding father knew that to be truly free, women needed control over their reproduction.
www.thenation.com
July 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
July 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Gotta tell you, when Mauricio Pochettino took Tottenham to the Champions League final, I did not think, “This man’s next great achievement will involve pumping his fists and hollering about the indescribable backwoods beauty of West Virginia”
July 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Go America, but in a chill way
July 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
We spent decades theorizing that Trumpism started with Nixon/Agnew and then JD Vance just … tweeted it out
JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."
June 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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noticing a lot of people forgot what our greatest modern philosopher said about patriotism
June 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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The NYT photo is from 2002. If you’re wondering “Has this guy been turning more into Paul Bearer since then” you better believe the answer is yes
June 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Thomas Paine in 1776:
England getting away with some things here is all im gonna say
June 17, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Personally, I think it’s quite silly to grill presidential contenders on how they plan to use a building that does not currently exist
I don't like Newsom to begin with, but this disqualifies him all by itself. Anyone who leave a brick standing that Trump put in place is just inviting the next authoritarian to do the same thing.

Destruction in this case is cleansing.
June 15, 2026 at 9:50 PM