Hey this is Brian’s Dead
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Undead undead undead. He/him.
Pinned
The Kitchen•Aid® the superior countertop stand mixer not only for its durability and reliability but also because its shape is the most evocative of that of the head of an Alien from ALIEN, unlike those clowns at Bosch or Ankarsrum.
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When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
October 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
🎶 While the requiem bells keep ringing / happy howlidays to you! 🎵
October 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
🎶 While the requiem bells keep ringing / happy howlidays to you! 🎵
🎵 It’s the howl-iday season / and Great Pumpkin is coming ‘round / Dead leaves and fog cover the ground / When ole Pumpkin finally arrives / He’ll be rising out the graveyard, rise (Rising out the graveyard, rise) 🎶
October 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
🎵 It’s the howl-iday season / and Great Pumpkin is coming ‘round / Dead leaves and fog cover the ground / When ole Pumpkin finally arrives / He’ll be rising out the graveyard, rise (Rising out the graveyard, rise) 🎶
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Does he mean owned by the Saudis?
@thr.com: Nicolas Cage Says the MCU “Is Becoming a Well-Funded and Glorified WWE”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Nicolas Cage Says the MCU “Is Becoming a Well-Funded and Glorified WWE”
The actor, who recently starred in Prime Video's 'Spider-Noir,' said he "would like to see it [MCU] get back to telling the stories and not just cutting to the wrestling match."
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 1, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Does he mean owned by the Saudis?
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun.
colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.”
Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
September 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun.
colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
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BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
September 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
The Pentagon is notifying millions of current and former U.S. military servicemembers and staff that hackers stole their *unencrypted* personal information during a months-long data breach. The agency that had the breach also handles ID and login/credential access to U.S. military systems and bases.
Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
techcrunch.com
September 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard Bronski Beat's Smalltown Boy
September 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
What Some Folks Really Mean When They Claim to Have Never Heard Bronski Beat's Smalltown Boy
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I see you're using this app the way you wanted to. Have you considered using it in a different way to validate our internal metrics?
🔘 Yes
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🔘 Yes
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September 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I see you're using this app the way you wanted to. Have you considered using it in a different way to validate our internal metrics?
🔘 Yes
⚫️ Ask again in 4 minutes
🔘 Yes
⚫️ Ask again in 4 minutes
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Another new one
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September 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Another new one
Celebrate our most valuable marsupial, in both 4x6 and 8.5x11 sizes
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Celebrate our most valuable marsupial, in both 4x6 and 8.5x11 sizes
www.freebensears.com/product/opos...
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They don't love men they just hate women. It's not homosexual it's misogynistic. Even the "love" of all those figures is reliant on performance, not the man. If they stray from masculinity they're abandoned for someone else who lets them dwell in their power fantasy.
There needs to be more writing on how homosexual, in the sense of man-loving, the modern conservative man actually is.
They idolize masculine figures in sports, war, and film and only seem to want women around to make more of themselves.
They idolize masculine figures in sports, war, and film and only seem to want women around to make more of themselves.
September 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
They don't love men they just hate women. It's not homosexual it's misogynistic. Even the "love" of all those figures is reliant on performance, not the man. If they stray from masculinity they're abandoned for someone else who lets them dwell in their power fantasy.
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absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
September 29, 2026 at 2:59 PM
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
September 29, 2026 at 6:49 AM
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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Writers, if you are against AI, do not put your writing into ANY tool that is itself AI. Not to check grammar, not to "prove" you wrote it yourself.
Everything you give them becomes part of their data, even if it's only to "improve their service" or whatever BS they tell you.
Everything you give them becomes part of their data, even if it's only to "improve their service" or whatever BS they tell you.
September 29, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Writers, if you are against AI, do not put your writing into ANY tool that is itself AI. Not to check grammar, not to "prove" you wrote it yourself.
Everything you give them becomes part of their data, even if it's only to "improve their service" or whatever BS they tell you.
Everything you give them becomes part of their data, even if it's only to "improve their service" or whatever BS they tell you.
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Shining a spotlight on this never ending crime: Three deaths, three states, 24 hours www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Three deaths, three states, 24 hours: one day in ICE’s quiet but ‘gruesome’ surge
These men in Maine, Georgia and Florida shared no ties – until they became casualties in Trump’s anti-immigration campaign
www.theguardian.com
September 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Shining a spotlight on this never ending crime: Three deaths, three states, 24 hours www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
I understand that critical thinking is anathema to your average conservative and Republican, but are there really no alarm bells going off about their kids being indoctrinated to let a screen think for them?
Linda McMahon: "AI is definitely a tool used correctly. I've seen it in action. I have visited the Alpha School in Austin, Texas, where they use AI for the first two hours every single morning. The students have their headsets on, they are watching their computers ... it is incredibly effective"
September 29, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I understand that critical thinking is anathema to your average conservative and Republican, but are there really no alarm bells going off about their kids being indoctrinated to let a screen think for them?
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I do think one thing you always have to think about with AI and whether or not it’s inevitable is that the worst morons in the world really want you to use it and maybe that’s bad.
Linda McMahon: "AI is definitely a tool used correctly. I've seen it in action. I have visited the Alpha School in Austin, Texas, where they use AI for the first two hours every single morning. The students have their headsets on, they are watching their computers ... it is incredibly effective"
September 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I do think one thing you always have to think about with AI and whether or not it’s inevitable is that the worst morons in the world really want you to use it and maybe that’s bad.
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i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
September 29, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
September 28, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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