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my mom says I'm funny

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internet broken :(
September 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
St Paul is nuts. one side of my building vs the other
September 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
knock knock
September 16, 2026 at 12:44 PM
allergies so bad i might as well get stoned. I'll look like it either way
September 16, 2026 at 12:29 PM
best time of the year. sweatshirt and short weather babbbyyy
September 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
do i walk to the pizza place and get a nighttime pizza snackie?
September 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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mr president we have that list of 47 things you can rename youve been asking for but i really need to reiterate and stress that the country will be out of oil in a week or so
September 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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simply too much weiner
September 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
wait is this what double dog dare was referring to
September 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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I hate when I wake up too early in the US and Bluesky is all: Lord Minister Flafferbunt and Glennsders at 12 Pembertwine reject Klorus Singular Berthwaits Pinkerbushwells push for Pobbelwaggins Clip Clopp
May 14, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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casting an ancient and powerful spell to slow my opponent’s fist and then standing perfectly still for twenty-four hours so it still hits me in the nuts
April 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
is pizza waterproof
September 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
getting negged by spam texts
September 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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new CAN-SPAM act when
September 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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YOU EVEN CAUGHT ME IN THE PHOTO!!!!!!
September 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
did something sports just happen? i heard a collective moan from the 4 sports bars by my house
September 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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eat your heart out Wrigley Field, Cedar Riverside has rooftop viewing of wiener dog races.
September 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
salmon burg
September 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Your regular reminder that GenAI:
-is NOT sentient
-will NEVER become sentient
-is not hacking with volition
-will ALWAYS be at risk of hallucination
-WILL NOT LEAD TO AGI.

These voices cut through the hype and obfuscation:
- @edzitron.com
- @doctorow.pluralistic.net
-Cal Newport
-Gary Marcus
September 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
👀?
September 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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cut my heart into pieces
sad cam at pet resort
September 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
time to rescue dog from JAIL (pet resort)
September 13, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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August 6, 2026 at 10:19 AM
family photo
September 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I was just told I looked like nick fuentes. chat i reacted like I was shocked by an outlet.

God damn please no i don't
September 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM