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Oh hey, I suppose I should attend to all the cool new folks that followed recently:

Hi, I'm iggyzig!

THIS PLACE IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR.

NO HIGHLY ESTEEMED DEED IS COMMEMORATED HERE.

NOTHING VALUED IS HERE.

WHAT IS HERE IS DANGEROUS AND REPULSIVE TO US.

THIS MESSAGE IS A WARNING ABOUT DANGER.
Course 1 100%'d in Star Fox Enhanced, heck yeah
September 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Shout outs to Screen Burn for immaculately capturing the aesthetic of the nonsense graphics accelerator card manufacturers used for their products in the mid 90s
September 25, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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IT'S TIIIIIME!!

Please submit your runs! Your randomizers! Your showcases! SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT 😤
Get ready to join us from Oct. 10-11 for our Hispanic Heritage Month Celebration, presented by Latines & Hispanics in Speedrunning!

Submissions are open until Sept. 27, 11:59PM ET!

Submit a run via: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeThjogMqVhVLOm5gFzQMYXiuZf9x3HAh7vRVdykd5HanW9Tg/viewform
September 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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this may come as a surprise to absolutely no one but I am absolutely going to need help getting to AGDQ 2027. anything you can do now to prevent future empy from desperately scrambling for funds is greatly appreciated.
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September 23, 2026 at 8:16 PM
At any point in Townfall when things start to get overwhelming, I take a moment to play relaxing period-appropriate music (continuous loop of Los Del Rio's Macarena)
September 23, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Godzilla gonna be showing that booby meat 👀
'Godzilla Minus Zero' is officially Rated R

First Godzilla film to ever receive an R rating
September 23, 2026 at 3:27 AM
How ironic that on the first day of Fall I did the complete opposite of falling (climbed up a tiny stepladder)
September 22, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Typing up all the fish facts I know and here's what I got so far. If you have any fish facts let me know
September 20, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'm at the point in my life where I think should have a bright yellow flammables safety cabinet. I think I deserve it
September 20, 2026 at 6:34 AM
We lost Duncan Sheik AND Gerrit Graham today. Utterly detrimental to my metal well-being 😢
September 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Taking the little optimizations from the 100% route to get fresh PBs in both the All Main Quests and Any% categories. It's been a minute!
September 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Just a reminder to everyone that in Star Trek thot is a military rank memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Thot
Thot
A thot was a high-ranking military officer in the Breen Confederacy, who could also hold political power. In 2375, Thot Gor represented the Breen Confederacy in its negotiations with the Dominion. Dam...
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September 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I've been thinking about putting together a speedrun of "The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe" for the CDi but I'm on the fence on something... should it be timed as RTA? Or should I take into account when I inevitably become emotionally overwhelmed by the beautiful composition of all the photographs?
September 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Spent the morning swapping out the warm halogen bulbs in my car's interior with some neutral led bulbs, and when I went out to my car in the parking lot just now I was like, "Wait, is this my car? The lights inside are different." Getting close to that time to schedule a dementia check
September 16, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Brownie bark implies the existence of brownie vascular cambium, which implies the existence of brownie root structures, which further implies the existence the brownie mulitcellular plants, which even further implies the process of brownie photosynthesis. Fascinating
September 13, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I hate generative AI because it's hallucinated garbage built upon a mountain of stolen human knowledge and art.

I hate agentic AI because techbros have convinced corporations that glorified chatbots will solve the problem they seem to have of paying workers a fair and living wage.
September 11, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I am extremely disturbed regarding the developments that Kirby is escaping the simulation. I fear that we as a civilization are in no way prepared for the sudden and drastic changes resulting from the imminent Kirbygularity
September 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Kinda wish Nintendo's messaging for their new slate of games was "Eat the Rich" instead of "Eat Everyone", but what can ya do 🤷
September 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Would you all be happy if Baby Link had like 30% less polygons
September 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Hi Mark, this is Emmie's husband. This is the only message I'm going to post about.
I'm done with your bullshit and your excuses. What you did to her is unacceptable and she's done with you.
I'm gonna ask you to leave my wife alone now.
Fuck you.
September 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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You're invited to the Picori Festival!

3 Days of FUN, FRIENDSHIP, and FUNDRAISING for @stjude.bsky.social

October 16th - 18th

Segment Submissions are open NOW until 9/20! (See replies)
September 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Hi bartender, give me a crucible of hexavalent chromium at 2000 degrees Celcius. Any chromate or dichromate will do, I'm not picky tonight
September 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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it is once again a day or two after payday where my entire paycheck has been eaten in order to cover rent first, then whatever credit card bills I can until my checking reaches 0. so um. I am still behind on bills. Help me eat for the next 2 weeks?
My credit card payments totaling over $1,000 are past due, and I have less than $10 to my name currently. I'm frustrated at myself for always having to do this, but anything helps.

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September 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
"I'm going out to see a movie" = 🤮

"I'm chillin at the schmoopies" = 😎
September 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM