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Il Neige
@ilneige.bsky.social
Songwriter, geek rocker. Featured on CNN and The Dr. Demento Show

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Oh right, I’ve posted literally none of my stuff here yet.

There’s some dust on this series at the moment, but here’s “Rock That Pokemon,” where I try to songwrite my way through the Pokedex. It’s…taking a while.

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BE LIKE BULBASAUR | Rock That Pokemon 001 | Original Ska Song | Il Neige
YouTube video by Il Neige
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I don’t think people see the layers of this joke
The Kars 4 Kids band has just been announced as openers for Ed Sheeran. #edsheeran
September 17, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Two weeks left to enter the Longbox Bumper Contest!

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Longbox of the Damned 2026 Bumper Contest
YouTube video by Linkara-AtopTheFourthWall
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September 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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September 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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before any of you freak out, let this bunny remind you that fortnite has gone full AI for a while now, and the ceo of epic (tim sweeney) fired his staff for it, and has zero shame in it

i stopped playing this game a very long time ago, and you can and should too. don’t give in
Sora is coming to Fortnite this week
September 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Don't let the sound of keys jingling become louder than the sound of opportunities disappearing.
before any of you freak out, let this bunny remind you that fortnite has gone full AI for a while now, and the ceo of epic (tim sweeney) fired his staff for it, and has zero shame in it

i stopped playing this game a very long time ago, and you can and should too. don’t give in
Sora is coming to Fortnite this week
September 15, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I plugged a Jazzmaster into an AC30 tonight and now I'm goth and also gay.
Robert Smith of The Cure Flying a Kite
ALT: Robert Smith of The Cure Flying a Kite
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September 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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September 14, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Didn’t realize the new season of Sunny had started…when did this show officially enter its “Gas Leak” era?
September 14, 2026 at 6:38 AM
One of the hellsites forced me to remember the past. This is me playing the House of Blues for my Senior Prom, backed by my French Teacher's old post-grunge band.
September 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Went to buy a cheap pedal on Marketpace and the guy threw this in. No idea if it works, but I can at least confirm nothing was living in it.

Assuming it’s as busted as the particle board suggests…bookshelf?
September 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Not surprising for a series inspired by “Alien,” but I love how 2D Metroid has fully embraced horror.

Link lost his arm, then got it back because magic. Meanwhile, Samus is a literal monster who eats people.
September 13, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I'm officially a person again. What a crappy experience though. I apparently hadn't updated my address with the DMV, which normally would've meant waiting two weeks just to learn my license was un-deliverable, then requesting a new one, waiting another two weeks, and hoping they would waive the fee.
Welp, my wallet decided to embrace oblivion somewhere in the Vons parking lot. Bright side is I can lock all my credit cards without having to instantly cancel and wait for replacements.
September 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Damn...if i had a proper workshop, I'd try and haggle this down to $100 just to learn headstock repair.
September 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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so I came up with a new sticker ....
September 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
This has been in my head for months. Finally managed to drag myself back into Premiere. #MyChemicalRomance #LegendOfZelda
September 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I’m guessing the leather vest is meant to give Link a more armored look without just doing chain mail again—Forest Boy wears natural materials and all that.

But…no? Dude is out here layering like Marty McFly. It looks uncomfy.
September 8, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The most frustrating part of the current Ai reality is trying to reason with people who don't value what a goddamn miracle their own minds are.
September 8, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Making what I guess is my first AMV...would it have killed the Zelda devs to include a textless option for these cutscenes?
September 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Amateurs…
September 7, 2026 at 5:58 PM
September 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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The 40 hour work week.
Compensation for overtime.
The right to organize and strike.

These were not inherent rights given to all in the US and Canada. They were fought for by the courageous workers who came before us. On Labor Day, we remember how far we've come, as well as our fight left ahead.
September 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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I know I have scads of Marshmallows out there. You Veronica Mars fans want a book by an excellent researcher and writer? Here's your chance to make it happen.
For most of 2026, I've been working to secure a contract to write a comprehensive book about TV's Veronica Mars. I've come close, but publishers fear there just aren't enough Marshmallows left who would be interested. Let's prove 'em wrong! Join me & please share: www.kickstarter.com/projects/wat...
September 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Hey, so…why is this supposed to matter? In a film franchise where the title character barely has any bearing on the plot, what does a non-character like Daisy add?
September 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Dude...obscure art is so important. Green Day and Weezer were huge influences on the music I write, but Justincase was the group that made me want to pick up the guitar, after they played my middle school in 2002.

This song still goes so fucking hard.

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Constellation
YouTube video by Justincase - Topic
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September 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Wait—$400?!!?! You could import the German boxset for like half of that, even with Tariffs.
September 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM