Julia Van Dyke, the ðude 🏳️⚧️🦋
@imrustyokay.bsky.social
(18+ only, 26, she/her)
Hi, I like spacesuits. They make me so horny. ΘΔ
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Hi, I like spacesuits. They make me so horny. ΘΔ
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Pinned
If I end up dead, it will not be by my own hand.
Y'ALL SERIOUSLY FUCKING BELIEVE TUCKER CARLSON?
REALLY‽‽ YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT ANTISEMETIC "oh Netanyahu puppets Trump to nuke Iran" BULLSHIT? AND I MEAN LEGITIMATELY ANTISEMETIC, LIKE TUCKER CARLSON HAD NICK FUENTES ON HIS SHOW, AND YOU STILL BELIEVE HIS BARREL OF BULLSHIT? WHY? WHAT THE FUCK‽‽
REALLY‽‽ YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT ANTISEMETIC "oh Netanyahu puppets Trump to nuke Iran" BULLSHIT? AND I MEAN LEGITIMATELY ANTISEMETIC, LIKE TUCKER CARLSON HAD NICK FUENTES ON HIS SHOW, AND YOU STILL BELIEVE HIS BARREL OF BULLSHIT? WHY? WHAT THE FUCK‽‽
November 3, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Y'ALL SERIOUSLY FUCKING BELIEVE TUCKER CARLSON?
REALLY‽‽ YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT ANTISEMETIC "oh Netanyahu puppets Trump to nuke Iran" BULLSHIT? AND I MEAN LEGITIMATELY ANTISEMETIC, LIKE TUCKER CARLSON HAD NICK FUENTES ON HIS SHOW, AND YOU STILL BELIEVE HIS BARREL OF BULLSHIT? WHY? WHAT THE FUCK‽‽
REALLY‽‽ YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT ANTISEMETIC "oh Netanyahu puppets Trump to nuke Iran" BULLSHIT? AND I MEAN LEGITIMATELY ANTISEMETIC, LIKE TUCKER CARLSON HAD NICK FUENTES ON HIS SHOW, AND YOU STILL BELIEVE HIS BARREL OF BULLSHIT? WHY? WHAT THE FUCK‽‽
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Saw wildwood a second time in the super huge auditorium with emil for their birthday. we had the best seats in a nearly empty theater. it’s so peak and we need more stop motion movies NOW. And also we need more coyote representation in media. they can all run a train on me right now. sorry
November 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Saw wildwood a second time in the super huge auditorium with emil for their birthday. we had the best seats in a nearly empty theater. it’s so peak and we need more stop motion movies NOW. And also we need more coyote representation in media. they can all run a train on me right now. sorry
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me when I get ahold of Scolipede at the Good Will
November 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
me when I get ahold of Scolipede at the Good Will
Shoutout to 2024 when I found out that PAX was short for "Penny Arcade eXpo" and not "Portland Area eXpo" or something like that
it wasn't even in portland
it wasn't even in portland
November 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Shoutout to 2024 when I found out that PAX was short for "Penny Arcade eXpo" and not "Portland Area eXpo" or something like that
it wasn't even in portland
it wasn't even in portland
El-Sayed's political team every time Haley Stevens opens her mouth
Rich Man with Wall of Money
Alt: Huell Babineeux, played by Lavell Crawford, sleeping on a pile of money in Breaking Bad
static.klipy.com
November 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
El-Sayed's political team every time Haley Stevens opens her mouth
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we animated a kobold plush to serve as a cursed doll to execrate our enemies with, but all it wants to do is play checkers
February 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
we animated a kobold plush to serve as a cursed doll to execrate our enemies with, but all it wants to do is play checkers
Minnesota Wild's new jersey kinda sucks
November 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Minnesota Wild's new jersey kinda sucks
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Art is honestly one of the few things that give me genuine joy these days. 😭
November 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Art is honestly one of the few things that give me genuine joy these days. 😭
Christmas Music peaked in the 90s
Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” re-enters the U.S. Spotify chart at #9 with 713K streams on November 1st.
November 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Christmas Music peaked in the 90s
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I think holding a gun to my head and asking me to name a song over 6 minutes long isn't okay actually. Get help.
November 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I think holding a gun to my head and asking me to name a song over 6 minutes long isn't okay actually. Get help.
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Say you're invited to two BBQs. One BBQ tells only the truth, while the other tells only lies. You pick the BBQ on the right, but Monty Hall offers to let you switch your choice. You do not, because the doctor was his mother. Does that make you a transphobe?
November 2, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Say you're invited to two BBQs. One BBQ tells only the truth, while the other tells only lies. You pick the BBQ on the right, but Monty Hall offers to let you switch your choice. You do not, because the doctor was his mother. Does that make you a transphobe?
Thank fuck Nike funds this, cause otherwise, Laika would be dead by Paranorman
LAIKA’s ‘Wildwood’ has crossed $35M globally against a budget of $100M.
It surpasses the studio’s ‘Missing Link’ and becomes their second lowest grossing film.
It surpasses the studio’s ‘Missing Link’ and becomes their second lowest grossing film.
November 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Thank fuck Nike funds this, cause otherwise, Laika would be dead by Paranorman
This is the End by the Doors
Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.
November 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
This is the End by the Doors
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Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was too busy being a little bunny rabbit.
November 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was too busy being a little bunny rabbit.
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"I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."
It's me, collie! I am perfectly normal and can be trusted around the other dogs :)
Artwork Masterfully Crafted by goblinpng.bsky.social
It's me, collie! I am perfectly normal and can be trusted around the other dogs :)
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November 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
"I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."
It's me, collie! I am perfectly normal and can be trusted around the other dogs :)
Artwork Masterfully Crafted by goblinpng.bsky.social
It's me, collie! I am perfectly normal and can be trusted around the other dogs :)
Artwork Masterfully Crafted by goblinpng.bsky.social
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If your supermarket refrigerator can be subjected to a cyberattack, you simply have too much internet.
A suspected cyberattack has affected refrigeration systems used by supermarkets and food storage businesses in six European countries.
The Netherlands is the latest country impacted, with at least 17 businesses reporting disruptions overnight, including butcher shops and frozen food facilities.
The Netherlands is the latest country impacted, with at least 17 businesses reporting disruptions overnight, including butcher shops and frozen food facilities.
November 2, 2026 at 12:33 PM
If your supermarket refrigerator can be subjected to a cyberattack, you simply have too much internet.
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Taking 5!
Spirit got a gig as a seal mascot, but it’s pretty tiring work!
Really fun artistic lib comm I got from @shadowpelt.bsky.social !
Spirit got a gig as a seal mascot, but it’s pretty tiring work!
Really fun artistic lib comm I got from @shadowpelt.bsky.social !
November 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Taking 5!
Spirit got a gig as a seal mascot, but it’s pretty tiring work!
Really fun artistic lib comm I got from @shadowpelt.bsky.social !
Spirit got a gig as a seal mascot, but it’s pretty tiring work!
Really fun artistic lib comm I got from @shadowpelt.bsky.social !
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harem that functions like an MLM and they just keep recruiting people, but at a certain point they forget it's supposed to be a harem and the dude in the center has no idea there's a whole network of women supposedly married to him
November 1, 2026 at 2:03 PM
harem that functions like an MLM and they just keep recruiting people, but at a certain point they forget it's supposed to be a harem and the dude in the center has no idea there's a whole network of women supposedly married to him
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furry artists be like Taking 25 christmas ych Slots! Will be completed july 2027 when it’s 150 degrees outside
November 2, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I'm just baffled that there are people who seriously advocate for flying cars.
People who advocate for flying cars are baffling to me. Why are you advocating for a world in which we are constantly one cheeky vodka and orange away from 9/11 2
November 2, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I'm just baffled that there are people who seriously advocate for flying cars.
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R.I.P. John Leeson
November 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
R.I.P. John Leeson
Once again posting this for VIP Patrons, only $5, I know, but it'll be public on Wendsday.
New post is up for Early Access for VIP Patrons! Hope I get some feedback, because this is gonna piss some people off...
www.patreon.com/Imrustyokay/...
www.patreon.com/Imrustyokay/...
November 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Once again posting this for VIP Patrons, only $5, I know, but it'll be public on Wendsday.
"WE NEED TO DO STUFF NOW" then go out and do it.
November 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
"WE NEED TO DO STUFF NOW" then go out and do it.