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the evil wizard
@imsablee.bsky.social
you can call me seth or sable
forklift certified
i put wizard hats on my emoticons <|:D

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>named rredd
>is red
November 2, 2026 at 3:01 PM
it builds character
November 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
mells that bite get put in the woodchipper
November 2, 2026 at 6:00 PM
November 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
plague of locusts
November 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
the evil wizard is forklift certified now y'all are in deep shit
November 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
> pokemon named jigglypuff
> is puff
> is jiggly
> are you a jokester?
> *crushes your head like an empty soda can*
November 1, 2026 at 11:42 PM
> name is the evil wizard
> is the evil wizard
November 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
"Hi the," is taking me out holy shit
November 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I love all my stupid idiot oomfs
November 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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i like how his argument doesnt make sense. like. if i phrase it as "i want to have sole access to this limited resource" it's almost the exact opposite of what he wants to accomplish LMFAO
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers

"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
November 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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By the way, happy 10th anniversary to my favorite tweet exchange ever today
October 31, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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October 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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>system is called Nintendo 3DS
>game "plays only in 2D"
November 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Oh yea
Sorghum Green IS people!
November 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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>name is hideo kojima
>makes vhideo games
>game studio is called Mr. Kojima's Video Games
October 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
To add killing people with a rock I must first add people
Any ideas?
November 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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November 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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caught up on the pikmin direct
November 1, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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now that it’s past midnight in my timezone, happy eight year anniversary of the day i downloaded an exe from toby fox, saw this, and went “yeah, okay, sure”
October 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Happy pikmin day

so like what if they were cute girls, pikwomin if you will
November 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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November 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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how summoningsalt is gonna describe his moment
November 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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misinterpreted something
November 1, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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I love transgender women
October 30, 2026 at 10:49 PM