the evil wizard
@imsablee.bsky.social
you can call me seth or sable
eighteen years or older
i put wizard hats on my emoticons <|:D
pfp by @nikod-d.bsky.social (the best boy ♥️)
eighteen years or older
i put wizard hats on my emoticons <|:D
pfp by @nikod-d.bsky.social (the best boy ♥️)
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i am the evil wizard
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Maybe it shrank in the wash…?
September 17, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Maybe it shrank in the wash…?
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Salted unmargarine
September 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Salted unmargarine
You gonna finish that?
September 16, 2026 at 1:37 PM
You gonna finish that?
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
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He’s playing with his tail!! Like a little kitten 🥹
September 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
He’s playing with his tail!! Like a little kitten 🥹
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![Tweet from audrey farnsworth (@audipenny):
tour guide: [points at bird]
that's like an alive plane who talks car alarms](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreieygxzhl6bupzjjb752p7vgv7foraftenkazpnrajipas3tbcposu)
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“Oh, I get it now. The first base player is actually named ‘Who.’”
“Right.”
“I’m-I'm sorry I lost my temper and started yelling.”
“No...I’m the one who should apologize. If I’d done a better job of communicating you wouldn’t have gotten so frustrated.”
Abbott & Costello Meet The Couples Counselor
“Right.”
“I’m-I'm sorry I lost my temper and started yelling.”
“No...I’m the one who should apologize. If I’d done a better job of communicating you wouldn’t have gotten so frustrated.”
Abbott & Costello Meet The Couples Counselor
September 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
“Oh, I get it now. The first base player is actually named ‘Who.’”
“Right.”
“I’m-I'm sorry I lost my temper and started yelling.”
“No...I’m the one who should apologize. If I’d done a better job of communicating you wouldn’t have gotten so frustrated.”
Abbott & Costello Meet The Couples Counselor
“Right.”
“I’m-I'm sorry I lost my temper and started yelling.”
“No...I’m the one who should apologize. If I’d done a better job of communicating you wouldn’t have gotten so frustrated.”
Abbott & Costello Meet The Couples Counselor
>Luigi House
>look inside
>it Mansion
>look inside
>it Mansion
September 15, 2026 at 7:32 PM
>Luigi House
>look inside
>it Mansion
>look inside
>it Mansion
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visiting grandpa gaster shelter bunker this is the only videogame he have HELP ME
September 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
visiting grandpa gaster shelter bunker this is the only videogame he have HELP ME
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Did you eat a square chicken today?
September 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Did you eat a square chicken today?
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WHETHER 11 HOURS OR 11 YEARS, UNDER- SHIT WRONG ONE...
September 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
WHETHER 11 HOURS OR 11 YEARS, UNDER- SHIT WRONG ONE...
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Jason Momoa Wakes Up Tied To Chair In Empty Warehouse With ‘Candy Crush Saga’ Movie Script https://theonion.com/jason-momoa-wakes-up-tied-to-chair-in-empty-warehouse-with-candy-crush-saga-movie-script/
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Jason Momoa Wakes Up Tied To Chair In Empty Warehouse With ‘Candy Crush Saga’ Movie Script https://theonion.com/jason-momoa-wakes-up-tied-to-chair-in-empty-warehouse-with-candy-crush-saga-movie-script/
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Virtuoso Grasshopper Absolutely Wailing On Leg
September 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Virtuoso Grasshopper Absolutely Wailing On Leg
Apparently the reason I've been feeling like shit is because the meds I've been skipping are antidepressants
Yea that'll do it
Yea that'll do it
September 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Apparently the reason I've been feeling like shit is because the meds I've been skipping are antidepressants
Yea that'll do it
Yea that'll do it
GOT INVITED FOR AN IN PERSON INTERVIEW
I MIGHT BE THE EMPLOYED WIZARD SOON
I MIGHT BE THE EMPLOYED WIZARD SOON
September 15, 2026 at 11:48 AM
GOT INVITED FOR AN IN PERSON INTERVIEW
I MIGHT BE THE EMPLOYED WIZARD SOON
I MIGHT BE THE EMPLOYED WIZARD SOON
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HOP OFF HOUSE LIKE CARPET
September 15, 2026 at 9:36 AM
HOP OFF HOUSE LIKE CARPET
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Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone https://theonion.com/central-european-guy-at-other-end-of-bar-watching-some-sport-with-mallets-on-phone/
September 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Central European Guy At Other End Of Bar Watching Some Sport With Mallets On Phone https://theonion.com/central-european-guy-at-other-end-of-bar-watching-some-sport-with-mallets-on-phone/