Ness the creature
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Same from the other dying social media. Canyonite. Minors DNI
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please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
September 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
please share this & make sure it’s the only attention logan paul & modretro get tomorrow.
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I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein.
Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl.
If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl.
If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
September 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein.
Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl.
If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl.
If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
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If I had kids I would buy these and tell the kid to paint them in any way they wanted, because kids needs colors and joy not Instagram beigefication aesthetic.
September 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If I had kids I would buy these and tell the kid to paint them in any way they wanted, because kids needs colors and joy not Instagram beigefication aesthetic.
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Your children and grandchildren will trust the nursing home for you to die in that looks the most like the inside of a toilet
September 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Your children and grandchildren will trust the nursing home for you to die in that looks the most like the inside of a toilet
I really need the people who write patterns to think: what if the person that will read this is a complete moron, because sometimes they assume the person will understand and I don't.
Man Sobbing Uncontrollably in Shower
ALT: Man Sobbing Uncontrollably in Shower
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September 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I really need the people who write patterns to think: what if the person that will read this is a complete moron, because sometimes they assume the person will understand and I don't.
I'm pretty sure the yarn is cursed. I frogged another project and I have no idea what to do. I low-key wanna make a shawl. In crochet because I'm such a slow knitter and this yarn is thread weight.
September 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I'm pretty sure the yarn is cursed. I frogged another project and I have no idea what to do. I low-key wanna make a shawl. In crochet because I'm such a slow knitter and this yarn is thread weight.
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Women during the guysistrata
September 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Women during the guysistrata
Firefox can't stop crashing. What is your browser recommendation?
Agnes Says Pretty Please
ALT: Agnes Says Pretty Please
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September 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Firefox can't stop crashing. What is your browser recommendation?
So I have 547 yards of a yarn that I didn't like (thread weight for those who are curious) and I went to Ravelry for inspiration and I saw a jockstrap. So thank you ravelry for never ceasing to surprise me. I hope it never changes. 100/10. Won't be doing it, but was delighted to see.
September 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
So I have 547 yards of a yarn that I didn't like (thread weight for those who are curious) and I went to Ravelry for inspiration and I saw a jockstrap. So thank you ravelry for never ceasing to surprise me. I hope it never changes. 100/10. Won't be doing it, but was delighted to see.
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Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients
Signatures from Wales are most needed but YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FROM WALES TO SIGN
petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24...
Signatures from Wales are most needed but YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FROM WALES TO SIGN
petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24...
Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients.
We call on the Senedd and Welsh Government to direct the NHS Wales Joint Commissioning Committee (NWJCC) to: Immediately unfreeze scheduled and approved gender-affirming surgeries for patients who have already completed assessments. Ensure that any ongoing clinical review is conducted concurrently without disrupting active, established patient care. Publish clear, transparent Terms of Reference and a strict timeline for the independent review of the Welsh Gender Service.
petitions.senedd.wales
September 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Petition: Immediately unfreeze gender-affirming surgeries and protect NHS Welsh Gender Service patients
Signatures from Wales are most needed but YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FROM WALES TO SIGN
petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24...
Signatures from Wales are most needed but YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FROM WALES TO SIGN
petitions.senedd.wales/petitions/24...
The guy sitting next to me at the bus said he went on a date with a beautiful woman and after he kissed her, she said: THANK YOU.
They met at a restaurant where he was serving her.
I'm deceased, that poor woman. I would have packed my belongings and left the town.
They met at a restaurant where he was serving her.
I'm deceased, that poor woman. I would have packed my belongings and left the town.
September 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The guy sitting next to me at the bus said he went on a date with a beautiful woman and after he kissed her, she said: THANK YOU.
They met at a restaurant where he was serving her.
I'm deceased, that poor woman. I would have packed my belongings and left the town.
They met at a restaurant where he was serving her.
I'm deceased, that poor woman. I would have packed my belongings and left the town.
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[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this
November 24, 2024 at 10:35 PM
[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this
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No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
September 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
I know someone who is against all public displays of affection, and that is fascinating.
September 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I know someone who is against all public displays of affection, and that is fascinating.
How the hell do I sound like someone from Portland?
September 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
How the hell do I sound like someone from Portland?
Handmade work is the height of luxury. Because it doesn't matter if the same person did it using the same materials, every single one will end up unique. Machines will never be that cool.
September 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Handmade work is the height of luxury. Because it doesn't matter if the same person did it using the same materials, every single one will end up unique. Machines will never be that cool.
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For #FOFriday I submit a 30” #Non-Binary #Pride Flag parasol in a pattern I created using 100% cotton yarn from indie dyer Rena’s Threads.
8,832 stitches, not counting chains.
Hope you enjoy 🖤
8,832 stitches, not counting chains.
Hope you enjoy 🖤
September 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
For #FOFriday I submit a 30” #Non-Binary #Pride Flag parasol in a pattern I created using 100% cotton yarn from indie dyer Rena’s Threads.
8,832 stitches, not counting chains.
Hope you enjoy 🖤
8,832 stitches, not counting chains.
Hope you enjoy 🖤
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For trans + people living in Scotland. Please share 🏳️⚧️
www.scottishactivistlegalproject.co.uk/guide-for-tr...
www.scottishactivistlegalproject.co.uk/guide-for-tr...
Guide for Trans People – Scottish Community & Activist Legal Project
www.scottishactivistlegalproject.co.uk
September 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
For trans + people living in Scotland. Please share 🏳️⚧️
www.scottishactivistlegalproject.co.uk/guide-for-tr...
www.scottishactivistlegalproject.co.uk/guide-for-tr...
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YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
September 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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I won yarn chicken! I finally did it! After 4 projects where I had to count my losses.
Master Oogway's Inner Peace (Kung Fu Panda)
ALT: Master Oogway's Inner Peace (Kung Fu Panda)
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August 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I won yarn chicken! I finally did it! After 4 projects where I had to count my losses.
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