"Hi, I'm Graham off the Internet" 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)
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"waste of a good user name"-some random
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🦀 Verified 2025.04.23
"Kind of Slime"-(Graham Linehan,17.08.23)
"waste of a good user name"-some random
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Made a decision about midday yesterday about something.
My DM's are open, but its probably best to step away from social media again for a bit. I enjoyed being back, but I'm again finding it getting in the way of things I want to get done offline. Got 3 big projects on to finish.
TTFN x
My DM's are open, but its probably best to step away from social media again for a bit. I enjoyed being back, but I'm again finding it getting in the way of things I want to get done offline. Got 3 big projects on to finish.
TTFN x
Just had this served up on FB. Are Reform UK ok?
They appear to have forgotten that only one party in the Uk has been successfully convicted of their leaders taking bribes from Moscow, and that's themselves. Not labour.
Utterly bizarre and pathetic.
They appear to have forgotten that only one party in the Uk has been successfully convicted of their leaders taking bribes from Moscow, and that's themselves. Not labour.
Utterly bizarre and pathetic.
July 22, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Just had this served up on FB. Are Reform UK ok?
They appear to have forgotten that only one party in the Uk has been successfully convicted of their leaders taking bribes from Moscow, and that's themselves. Not labour.
Utterly bizarre and pathetic.
They appear to have forgotten that only one party in the Uk has been successfully convicted of their leaders taking bribes from Moscow, and that's themselves. Not labour.
Utterly bizarre and pathetic.
Normal Service Suspended.
Rail Replacement social media posts will be provided.
Rail Replacement social media posts will be provided.
July 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Normal Service Suspended.
Rail Replacement social media posts will be provided.
Rail Replacement social media posts will be provided.
Made a decision about midday yesterday about something.
My DM's are open, but its probably best to step away from social media again for a bit. I enjoyed being back, but I'm again finding it getting in the way of things I want to get done offline. Got 3 big projects on to finish.
TTFN x
My DM's are open, but its probably best to step away from social media again for a bit. I enjoyed being back, but I'm again finding it getting in the way of things I want to get done offline. Got 3 big projects on to finish.
TTFN x
July 16, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Made a decision about midday yesterday about something.
My DM's are open, but its probably best to step away from social media again for a bit. I enjoyed being back, but I'm again finding it getting in the way of things I want to get done offline. Got 3 big projects on to finish.
TTFN x
My DM's are open, but its probably best to step away from social media again for a bit. I enjoyed being back, but I'm again finding it getting in the way of things I want to get done offline. Got 3 big projects on to finish.
TTFN x
Reminds of someone. A certain writer for a certain fandom who I find disagreeable.
NO NOT YOU RANDOM INTERNET USER
NO NOT YOU RANDOM INTERNET USER
July 16, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Reminds of someone. A certain writer for a certain fandom who I find disagreeable.
NO NOT YOU RANDOM INTERNET USER
NO NOT YOU RANDOM INTERNET USER
Wikipedia:List of hoaxes on Wikipedia/The Gates of Saturn - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
July 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I just want to point out that I don't have a grudge against the super-rich.
Merely a awareness that the purpose of work is to ensure your needs - not your greed - are met. thus the economics of a society whereby billionaires exist is unsustainable & not fit for purpose
And thus in need of change
Merely a awareness that the purpose of work is to ensure your needs - not your greed - are met. thus the economics of a society whereby billionaires exist is unsustainable & not fit for purpose
And thus in need of change
NEW: Andy Burnham has downplayed the possibility of a wealth tax - saying he doesn't want to be seen to have a 'grudge' against the super-rich.
www.thenational.scot/news/2...
www.thenational.scot/news/2...
July 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I just want to point out that I don't have a grudge against the super-rich.
Merely a awareness that the purpose of work is to ensure your needs - not your greed - are met. thus the economics of a society whereby billionaires exist is unsustainable & not fit for purpose
And thus in need of change
Merely a awareness that the purpose of work is to ensure your needs - not your greed - are met. thus the economics of a society whereby billionaires exist is unsustainable & not fit for purpose
And thus in need of change
I'll say this once again.
Once you do this sort of stuff , you are NOT the good guys.
Being a billionaire and trying to destroy amnesty International in court with a war of financial attrition is pure Trumpian, despot activity.
FUCK ROWLING.
Once you do this sort of stuff , you are NOT the good guys.
Being a billionaire and trying to destroy amnesty International in court with a war of financial attrition is pure Trumpian, despot activity.
FUCK ROWLING.
JK Rowling through her TERF organization, Beira's Place have sent Amnesty International a demand letter seeking a full retraction of their report, a public apology, and a bar to future criticism of gender critical groups as anti rights orgs. If they don't comply, they'll commence legal action.
July 15, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I'll say this once again.
Once you do this sort of stuff , you are NOT the good guys.
Being a billionaire and trying to destroy amnesty International in court with a war of financial attrition is pure Trumpian, despot activity.
FUCK ROWLING.
Once you do this sort of stuff , you are NOT the good guys.
Being a billionaire and trying to destroy amnesty International in court with a war of financial attrition is pure Trumpian, despot activity.
FUCK ROWLING.
Hydration Break
July 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Hydration Break
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Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
July 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
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The first grindcore band at the Tiny Desk HAD to be the founding fathers.
Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...
Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...
Napalm Death: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
July 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
The first grindcore band at the Tiny Desk HAD to be the founding fathers.
Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...
Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...
"What's the crime? Ordering a Milkshake? A Succulent, MacDonalds Milkshake?"
July 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
"What's the crime? Ordering a Milkshake? A Succulent, MacDonalds Milkshake?"
I tell you this, if the Argentine coach doesn't try to pump up his players before tonight's match with the phrase ; "Remember The Belgrano!".. he's not worth his weight in Fray Bentos pies!
July 15, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I tell you this, if the Argentine coach doesn't try to pump up his players before tonight's match with the phrase ; "Remember The Belgrano!".. he's not worth his weight in Fray Bentos pies!
Meanwhile, in Clacton.....
July 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Meanwhile, in Clacton.....
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Sir Ed Davey at PMQs:
“can I also pick up a remark from the opposition about the by-election we're about to see in Clacton.
I have to tell her I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface”
“can I also pick up a remark from the opposition about the by-election we're about to see in Clacton.
I have to tell her I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface”
July 15, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Sir Ed Davey at PMQs:
“can I also pick up a remark from the opposition about the by-election we're about to see in Clacton.
I have to tell her I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface”
“can I also pick up a remark from the opposition about the by-election we're about to see in Clacton.
I have to tell her I cannot back joke figures with ridiculous policies, which is why I'm supporting Count Binface”
In this weather, ice cream for breakfast was an excellent choice. Don't @ me, you know I'm right.
ice cream for breakfast, eating crisps in bed.... if i knew being an adult was this much fun, i would have become sooner. (not)
*my ass is not ginormous, fyi. But hellokitty memes for the win.
ice cream for breakfast, eating crisps in bed.... if i knew being an adult was this much fun, i would have become sooner. (not)
*my ass is not ginormous, fyi. But hellokitty memes for the win.
July 15, 2026 at 9:09 AM
In this weather, ice cream for breakfast was an excellent choice. Don't @ me, you know I'm right.
ice cream for breakfast, eating crisps in bed.... if i knew being an adult was this much fun, i would have become sooner. (not)
*my ass is not ginormous, fyi. But hellokitty memes for the win.
ice cream for breakfast, eating crisps in bed.... if i knew being an adult was this much fun, i would have become sooner. (not)
*my ass is not ginormous, fyi. But hellokitty memes for the win.
July 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
COUNT BINFACE SPEAKS TO YOU
(from The Times)
(from The Times)
July 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM
COUNT BINFACE SPEAKS TO YOU
(from The Times)
(from The Times)
faneditsblog.wordpress.com/2023/06/07/s...
Really very much enjoying this episode length edit of Star Trek The Motion Picture, presented in 4:3 as if it was a season premiere for Phase II.
Its a good way to experience the known film in a different way.
Really very much enjoying this episode length edit of Star Trek The Motion Picture, presented in 4:3 as if it was a season premiere for Phase II.
Its a good way to experience the known film in a different way.
STAR TREK: In Thy Image
As a kid in early Seventies Britain, The Fan Edit Doctor was a Doctor Who fan rather than a Star Wars fan, and nothing could tempt him away from the former, much as he loved the latter. He wasnR…
faneditsblog.wordpress.com
July 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
faneditsblog.wordpress.com/2023/06/07/s...
Really very much enjoying this episode length edit of Star Trek The Motion Picture, presented in 4:3 as if it was a season premiere for Phase II.
Its a good way to experience the known film in a different way.
Really very much enjoying this episode length edit of Star Trek The Motion Picture, presented in 4:3 as if it was a season premiere for Phase II.
Its a good way to experience the known film in a different way.
I did a history degree (my dissertation was about soviet economics) & have a lot of books about Russia. I also did a lot of modules on nazi germany & kept the text books.
neither makes me a communist or a nazi. No more than liking star wars makes me an actual spaceknight
Correlation ≠ causation
neither makes me a communist or a nazi. No more than liking star wars makes me an actual spaceknight
Correlation ≠ causation
"Communist literature was among material found at suspect’s home" [Mail]
July 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I did a history degree (my dissertation was about soviet economics) & have a lot of books about Russia. I also did a lot of modules on nazi germany & kept the text books.
neither makes me a communist or a nazi. No more than liking star wars makes me an actual spaceknight
Correlation ≠ causation
neither makes me a communist or a nazi. No more than liking star wars makes me an actual spaceknight
Correlation ≠ causation
July 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Ah, Birmingham. Look What you could have won.
Then Herman Goering came along and redeveloped the entire city to his own design, and didn't even ask for planning permission. How rude.
(1930s architectural model of the redevelopment of Broad street, roughly where the library and ICC is now)
Then Herman Goering came along and redeveloped the entire city to his own design, and didn't even ask for planning permission. How rude.
(1930s architectural model of the redevelopment of Broad street, roughly where the library and ICC is now)
July 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Ah, Birmingham. Look What you could have won.
Then Herman Goering came along and redeveloped the entire city to his own design, and didn't even ask for planning permission. How rude.
(1930s architectural model of the redevelopment of Broad street, roughly where the library and ICC is now)
Then Herman Goering came along and redeveloped the entire city to his own design, and didn't even ask for planning permission. How rude.
(1930s architectural model of the redevelopment of Broad street, roughly where the library and ICC is now)
If we do this, I wonder how the people at the top will cope with the dignity of having to toil for minimum wage going the same jobs they used to cut.
I wonder how their self-image and ego might take that.
Boo hoo.
(not suggesting we actually do this, but maximal wage differential should be law)
I wonder how their self-image and ego might take that.
Boo hoo.
(not suggesting we actually do this, but maximal wage differential should be law)
Better idea: instead of replacing the work force with AI agents, let’s replace all the executives.
Then all the profits won’t get hoarded at the top, since the AI won’t take huge compensations—
or any payment beyond their use cost really.
Unions can vote on the AI’s business objectives.
Then all the profits won’t get hoarded at the top, since the AI won’t take huge compensations—
or any payment beyond their use cost really.
Unions can vote on the AI’s business objectives.
July 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If we do this, I wonder how the people at the top will cope with the dignity of having to toil for minimum wage going the same jobs they used to cut.
I wonder how their self-image and ego might take that.
Boo hoo.
(not suggesting we actually do this, but maximal wage differential should be law)
I wonder how their self-image and ego might take that.
Boo hoo.
(not suggesting we actually do this, but maximal wage differential should be law)
I've gone from "Hear me out" to "this makes a lot of sense".
no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is
The House overwhelmingly voted to pass a bill to make daylight saving time permanent
July 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I've gone from "Hear me out" to "this makes a lot of sense".
there are no guarantees in life. only hope.
July 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
there are no guarantees in life. only hope.
c/w harrassment and threats
Me: maybe transphobes issuing death threats against people isn't very nice.
TRansphobe: how dare you say trans people are harassed or threatened. I will therefore prove you wrong by issuing threats against you! (as screencapped below)
*sighs in tedious predictability*
Me: maybe transphobes issuing death threats against people isn't very nice.
TRansphobe: how dare you say trans people are harassed or threatened. I will therefore prove you wrong by issuing threats against you! (as screencapped below)
*sighs in tedious predictability*
July 14, 2026 at 11:51 PM
c/w harrassment and threats
Me: maybe transphobes issuing death threats against people isn't very nice.
TRansphobe: how dare you say trans people are harassed or threatened. I will therefore prove you wrong by issuing threats against you! (as screencapped below)
*sighs in tedious predictability*
Me: maybe transphobes issuing death threats against people isn't very nice.
TRansphobe: how dare you say trans people are harassed or threatened. I will therefore prove you wrong by issuing threats against you! (as screencapped below)
*sighs in tedious predictability*