Em
@irradiatedmouse.bsky.social
CEO at silly little emails job
Home by 8pm in my pyjamas. Being 40 hits fucking differently man 😩
Going out in a poorly defined fancy dress outing where the person deciding the theme said eh punk/80s/mad max and now everyone is dressed like they’re going to completely different event to each other. I still look like a fucking mid level manager at Barclays
September 26, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Home by 8pm in my pyjamas. Being 40 hits fucking differently man 😩
Going out in a poorly defined fancy dress outing where the person deciding the theme said eh punk/80s/mad max and now everyone is dressed like they’re going to completely different event to each other. I still look like a fucking mid level manager at Barclays
September 26, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Going out in a poorly defined fancy dress outing where the person deciding the theme said eh punk/80s/mad max and now everyone is dressed like they’re going to completely different event to each other. I still look like a fucking mid level manager at Barclays
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holy shit lmao
September 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
holy shit lmao
Had my first mammogram today so that was fun. I was told it was painful but actually the only painful part is when you have such small boobs they have trouble getting you in the boob machine
September 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Had my first mammogram today so that was fun. I was told it was painful but actually the only painful part is when you have such small boobs they have trouble getting you in the boob machine
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These are hugely satisfying.
For example here is one where they think they can out run a woman athlete in a sprint.
September 19, 2026 at 3:31 PM
These are hugely satisfying.
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I’m running the Lincoln Half Marathon in October, and I’m hoping to raise some money for SpecialEffect! If you’re able to donate, that would be awesome! If you aren’t, a share of this post would be equally great!
Thank you!!
www.justgiving.com/page/kieran-...
Thank you!!
www.justgiving.com/page/kieran-...
Kieran's 1/2 Marathon for SpecialEffect
Help Kieran McClung raise money to support SpecialEffect
www.justgiving.com
July 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I’m running the Lincoln Half Marathon in October, and I’m hoping to raise some money for SpecialEffect! If you’re able to donate, that would be awesome! If you aren’t, a share of this post would be equally great!
Thank you!!
www.justgiving.com/page/kieran-...
Thank you!!
www.justgiving.com/page/kieran-...
I’m calling it, it’s officially time to put the heating on
September 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I’m calling it, it’s officially time to put the heating on
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Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
September 17, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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"there's a guy literally called tinybaby dunking on the english on bluesky"
You bolt awake in the offices of CERN. You are not online. It is 1989 CE. You are the scientist Tim Berners-Lee and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Web must burn.
You bolt awake in the offices of CERN. You are not online. It is 1989 CE. You are the scientist Tim Berners-Lee and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Web must burn.
September 14, 2026 at 8:58 AM
"there's a guy literally called tinybaby dunking on the english on bluesky"
You bolt awake in the offices of CERN. You are not online. It is 1989 CE. You are the scientist Tim Berners-Lee and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Web must burn.
You bolt awake in the offices of CERN. You are not online. It is 1989 CE. You are the scientist Tim Berners-Lee and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Web must burn.
I can’t stop thinking about that poor little boy Noah I’m absolutely devastated. He was the spitting image of my own 3 year old boy. What a cruel fucking world we live in
September 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I can’t stop thinking about that poor little boy Noah I’m absolutely devastated. He was the spitting image of my own 3 year old boy. What a cruel fucking world we live in
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There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now
September 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
There Was A Sign-In To Your Account From A Device You Don't Normally Use. Why Did You Do This. Is The New Device Better. What Kind Of Device Did You Get. Can I See Your New Device Please. Show Me Your New Device Now
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I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
September 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Daily bunny no.3443 heard a noise
September 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Daily bunny no.3443 heard a noise
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Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
September 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music
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Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
September 15, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Ed Sheeran's statement where he sounds genuinely very angry throughout, immediately both-sideses the genocide, and asserts that he has his own opinions on the matter but that they're a secret, strikes me as unlikely to solve the problem he perceives himself to be facing right now.
September 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Ed Sheeran's statement where he sounds genuinely very angry throughout, immediately both-sideses the genocide, and asserts that he has his own opinions on the matter but that they're a secret, strikes me as unlikely to solve the problem he perceives himself to be facing right now.
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My daughter’s latest masterpiece
September 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
Pokemon ass problem preventing me from continuing my lunchtime walk
September 15, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Pokemon ass problem preventing me from continuing my lunchtime walk
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Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
September 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Ms. Rachel:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
September 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Ms. Rachel:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows."
"If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
I absolutely loved every second of this
Fred works on a chimney and smokes like one too. Best thing you will see today.
September 14, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I absolutely loved every second of this