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Isobel_Starling
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✪Irish ✪living in York, UK ✪Novelist ✪Artist
NEED TO KNOW -M/M Romantic thriller- out NOW! amzn.to/3Tf0RkN
✪ 18+Only ✪
✪ 103 books in 5 languages
✪ 56 #Audiobooks
✪ www.decentfellowspress.com
✪ ZERO TOLERANCE for AI
Pinned
The Shatterproof Bond series took 9 years to complete.
It's out in English & has translations in German & French. Buy on Amazon & other retailers in ebook, paperback, & audio 😍

amzn.to/3o6j84e

#lgbtqreads #thrillerbooks #BookBoost #Bookbluesky #readingcommunity #writerslife #mmromance #amazon
I don't like #conflict
But I'll face it head on
If you've wronged me
You'll live to regret
No prisoners taken
Bullshit detector alert
If you caused discord
Oh Lord, you can bet
I'll eviscerate with fact
There's no turning back
When my temper frays
Your days
In my life
Are
Numbered

#vss365
September 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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when ai leaves u behind
September 20, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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“We trained GPT-3 on pirated stuff! No sharing that!”

Astonishing admissions in these newly released documents in Authors Guild v OpenAI.

www.courtlistener.com/docket/67810...
September 19, 2026 at 2:31 PM
For me, 500 words per day would become half a novel... Also time is taken up on research and editing on the go, but I'll keep going...my current novel needs lots of research. I'm currently at 16k. #writerslife
There are 103 days until December 31st.

If you wrote 500 words every day from now until then you would have a novel completed by the end of the year.
September 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Zoom in. This is an amazing mural.
Amazing mural painting from Quebec. #muralpainting #photography #art
September 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I've seen loads of fake beta reader accounts on Bluesky. Their pages are full of book promo posts as they'll share & comment to try to lure authors into conversations. They want to get a relationship going with a view to scamming. They're sharks!
September 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Goddamn it... this is my kink! 😆
Not being thick is the new thicc…
September 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
#writingcommunity No, you don't get a day free of AI fuckery! ☹️ 🧵1/5

The latest BS is a book summary app called SoBrief dot com.

'Perfect for busy people who want to learn and grow but don't have time to read full books" ??😬

They're ingesting & summarizing our books & generating fake cover art.
September 19, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Unexpected lavender poppies appeared in my garden. They've been thrashed by the strong winds, but are still a delight. #bloomscrolling #flowers #poppy
September 19, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Opening my email this morning
I said "What the hell?"
Junk inbox had 250 messages
Sent from email hell
I clicked to delete the spam
Gone In one fell swoop
#Marveled as they vanished
Digital goop
Then to my horror
Another spam attack
Junk inbox refilled
The spam had come straight back!
#vss365 #poem
Email Spam: Stop Spamming Me
ALT: Email Spam: Stop Spamming Me
static.klipy.com
September 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
This is hilarious 😆
Just... Just ask a mandarin-speaking person before you tattoo yourself with characters you can't read. 😂

She's got a whole series of these shorts on her channel BTW, full of unfortunate tattoos. 😅
Westerners' Chinese tattoos be like
YouTube video by Chinese with Jessie
youtube.com
September 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
This search result is as close as I'll ever get to Cary Elwes... but I'll take it 🥰

As You Wish(Shatterproof Bond #1) is an award-winning #MMRomance Two best men bond over their love for The Princess Bride. My book has 296 reviews average 4.4stars.
Give it a try.😊

www.audible.com/pd/As-You-Wi...
September 18, 2026 at 11:54 PM
#explore ways to share new poetry
Like, AI Cannibal Diet by Samantha Bise
She lays the damage out so eloquently

What a poem. 🙌

www.facebook.com/samanthalynn...

#poem #poetry #fuckAI #vss365
September 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
It's #friyay 😂
One of modern civilisation’s great moments.

THE SWEDISH CHEF

RAPPER'S DELIGHT
September 18, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Me:
September 18, 2026 at 3:35 AM
David Walliams backlist books from Harper Collins heading to the pulping factory! 😬
September 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
"I'd like to #explore the possibility..."he said in a low secretive tone
"Yes?" she responded eagerly
"Of drinks...maybe dinner"
Finally!
He was SO into her!
She'd seen the signs
Lingering chats by the photocopier
Shared glances in meetings
"Jake isn't seeing anyone, is he?" he added
Oh!

#vss365
September 18, 2026 at 1:21 PM
New outsized sleep tee. 😂😊
September 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
This was perfect. It needs to be played out of speakers 'Made by Donkeys style' at Anthropic HQ in San Francisco.
Here it is, a monologue called “Shut The Fuck Up, Dario!”
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline
September 18, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Ah...the goatee of eeeeevil! It's how us 80s kids were trained to notice baddies.
Let's not forget David Hasselhoff as Garthe Knight in the show Knight Rider, the evil stepbrother of Michael Knight
September 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
She'd be impressed. 20 y/o me had no desire to be an author. I just wanted to sculpt. And now I write for a living and sculpt... it's pretty miraculous.
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
September 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Carney telling the European Parliament that what's needed is an alliance - his word, repeated - where nobody gets to tell the EU and Canada what to do.

Good *LORD*.

And met with a standing ovation.

Well, that's that for the previously-existing form of Atlanticism, then.
September 17, 2026 at 10:10 AM
It takes just 4 clicks to target and kill someone remotely. Obscene.
September 17, 2026 at 1:15 PM
In response to a thread about True Crime...
I don't see people's worst life event as entertainment... and I'm fine with being judgy. I find the true crime trend fucking obscene. It's a part of the desensitizing to the horrors of humanity. It's why when there are atrocities, like in Gaza, people shrug, and scroll on.
September 17, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Adorable little Hanni and Will as nerd gamers. What's not to love? 💕
Pages 2 & 3 #hannigram gamer AU 🎮
September 17, 2026 at 12:06 PM