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· Jan 23
can we please have a real democracy instead of a democratic cosplay run by pervert goblin oligarchs
hahahahaha
When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music
September 15, 2026 at 10:14 PM
hahahahaha
bro looks hungry for brains
whatcha thinkin?
September 15, 2026 at 12:37 PM
bro looks hungry for brains
considering lore the zombie apocalypse started when they allowed the first dead senator to vote
September 15, 2026 at 12:36 PM
considering lore the zombie apocalypse started when they allowed the first dead senator to vote
my dad’s up awake & informed
September 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
my dad’s up awake & informed
europeans are too comfortable interchanging coke & coke zero & frankly they have foresaken mother diet coke altogether
September 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
europeans are too comfortable interchanging coke & coke zero & frankly they have foresaken mother diet coke altogether
i feel like if i show my boys braveheart but i explain mel gibson as trans they them i will be getting it right on a more evolutionary threshold
September 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i feel like if i show my boys braveheart but i explain mel gibson as trans they them i will be getting it right on a more evolutionary threshold
the best outcome from the ariana/charlie debacle is for ariana to become a loud atheist #NextGenNYC
September 10, 2026 at 8:26 PM
the best outcome from the ariana/charlie debacle is for ariana to become a loud atheist #NextGenNYC
rewatching all of absolutely fabulous and it’s very much the original and best real housewives
September 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
rewatching all of absolutely fabulous and it’s very much the original and best real housewives
describing someone as a hoot & a half for my ancestors
September 9, 2026 at 12:14 PM
describing someone as a hoot & a half for my ancestors
cause if they acted out horny realistically it would be too embarrassing for everyone
why are all perfume commercials batshit insane
September 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
cause if they acted out horny realistically it would be too embarrassing for everyone
when you see those uniforms it’s prettty obvious we are in the spaceballs timeline
September 7, 2026 at 1:06 PM
when you see those uniforms it’s prettty obvious we are in the spaceballs timeline
no son you ain’t ready for spanish burger chains
September 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
no son you ain’t ready for spanish burger chains
jd vance isn’t smart. he lacks the curiosity fundamental to true intelligence. he’s predictable not imaginative. he’s dependent on cliche, stereotypes & the deception that white men who graduate from ivy schools are brilliant & not just propped up by the generations of rich white men before them
JD Vance on the 25th anniversary of 9/11: "As you guys can probably guess, I'm really looking forward to hanging out with Joe Biden. I'm sure we'll have many many intense intellectual conversations. We'll have a great time."
September 4, 2026 at 10:54 AM
jd vance isn’t smart. he lacks the curiosity fundamental to true intelligence. he’s predictable not imaginative. he’s dependent on cliche, stereotypes & the deception that white men who graduate from ivy schools are brilliant & not just propped up by the generations of rich white men before them
she’s all beep beep let me show you how to use this plate dumbass
At nearly 90 years old, this grandma still makes ravioli by hand, proving some legends never slow down.
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September 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
she’s all beep beep let me show you how to use this plate dumbass
wendell berry was another treasure. fair’s fair. we get three evil ones now & we all know who
September 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
wendell berry was another treasure. fair’s fair. we get three evil ones now & we all know who
feel like he should only be allowed to post this shit from his house on mars that he was supposed to start building 5 years ago
the shrinking boasts of the increasingly loathed tech elites in real time. from terraform mars, to terraform the moon, to terraform terra
Insane
August 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
feel like he should only be allowed to post this shit from his house on mars that he was supposed to start building 5 years ago
omg unplug everything already
August 31, 2026 at 5:12 PM
omg unplug everything already
so is mitch returning with jesus
August 31, 2026 at 10:52 AM
so is mitch returning with jesus
she dedicated so much of her heart & fortune to eastern tn & cared for the people like no other it’s a good time to rename this bridge after Dolly
August 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
she dedicated so much of her heart & fortune to eastern tn & cared for the people like no other it’s a good time to rename this bridge after Dolly
dolly was really good to us & i really think she loved us all even when we didn’t deserve it
August 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
dolly was really good to us & i really think she loved us all even when we didn’t deserve it
me trying to have a nice time at the beach. happy end of summer 🌞
August 25, 2026 at 3:18 AM
me trying to have a nice time at the beach. happy end of summer 🌞
i dated a guy who talks like claude & it’s so embarrassing
August 24, 2026 at 3:32 PM
i dated a guy who talks like claude & it’s so embarrassing
me when i get into horses later in life
August 24, 2026 at 1:59 AM
me when i get into horses later in life
sororities would have gotten away with it
August 22, 2026 at 10:46 PM
sororities would have gotten away with it