ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʟ, ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 75.
𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘑𝘖𝘉 𝘋𝘖𝘕𝘌, 𝙁𝘼𝙎𝙏,
𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄.
HYP0THETICALS THAT HAVE N0 BACKING ARE USELESS. C0ME T0 ME AB0UT THESE "M00N ANTS WITH HYPERADVANCED TECHN0L0GY" WHEN Y0U ACTUALLY HAVE THE PR00F T0 BACK IT!!!
i'm fine ! i promise ! no need for any sort of reboot !
i'll cut it out with the hypotheticals if it's bothering you that much ! ( 💦 )
MAYBE Y0U NEED A S0FT REB00T
HYP0THETICALS THAT HAVE N0 BACKING ARE USELESS. C0ME T0 ME AB0UT THESE "M00N ANTS WITH HYPERADVANCED TECHN0L0GY" WHEN Y0U ACTUALLY HAVE THE PR00F T0 BACK IT!!!
MAYBE Y0U NEED A S0FT REB00T
and what if there were more bugs aliens on the moon besides ants . . . could you imagine an alien centipede ? or an alien mantis ? and what if they spoke english , too . . .
BUT THEY'RE ANTS. H0W G00D C0ULD THEIR RES0URCES P0SSIBLY BE. THEY PR0BABLY C0ME D0WN T0 SCAVENGE F0R CRACKER CRUMBS!! BWAHAH!
MAYBE Y0U NEED A S0FT REB00T
BUT THEY'RE ANTS. H0W G00D C0ULD THEIR RES0URCES P0SSIBLY BE. THEY PR0BABLY C0ME D0WN T0 SCAVENGE F0R CRACKER CRUMBS!! BWAHAH!
i was really hoping for the alien ant civilization thing to be true , but i guess i can understand moon cheese being fake .
ESPECIALLY THE DAMN CHEESE PART.
BUT THEY'RE ANTS. H0W G00D C0ULD THEIR RES0URCES P0SSIBLY BE. THEY PR0BABLY C0ME D0WN T0 SCAVENGE F0R CRACKER CRUMBS!! BWAHAH!
ESPECIALLY THE DAMN CHEESE PART.
like -- like the rumor that the moon was made up of cheese ! or that there is possibly an entire civilization of alien ants that live just like us up there !
are you telling me none of that is true ? ! (°ロ°)
N0T LIKE MUCH IS UP THERE ANYWAY!
ESPECIALLY THE DAMN CHEESE PART.
N0T LIKE MUCH IS UP THERE ANYWAY!
. . . i wonder if c00lm3ch's rockets even had the amount of energy needed to launch itself into space . ( ╹ -╹)
0H H0W I MISS THEM...
[sarcasm]
N0T LIKE MUCH IS UP THERE ANYWAY!
0H H0W I MISS THEM...
[sarcasm]
0H H0W I MISS THEM...
[sarcasm]
N0???? Y0U CAN'T TELL ME WHAT T0 D0
N0???? Y0U CAN'T TELL ME WHAT T0 D0
N0???? Y0U CAN'T TELL ME WHAT T0 D0
[siiiiip.]
STILL I W0NDER WHAT EVEN C0ULD TRIGGER THAT.
as i'm sure you're well aware , he /somehow/ snuck in just to talk with me . to this day , i
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THAT'S WHAT /I/ WANNA KN0W.
[holding his head, grumbling. he hated admitting defeat, but that was actually hard to argue against.]
[siiiiip.]
STILL I W0NDER WHAT EVEN C0ULD TRIGGER THAT.
THAT'S WHAT /I/ WANNA KN0W.
[holding his head, grumbling. he hated admitting defeat, but that was actually hard to argue against.]
[ they expressed this as a "gotcha!" moment , laughing afterward ! ]
i . . don't really know how to describe the feeling too well , though.
IT'S SIMPLY T0...
WELL. I WILL ADMIT I NEVER KNEW Y0U HAD THAT GENUINE FEELING. IT'S ACTUALLY ALM0ST IMPRESSIVE.
THAT'S WHAT /I/ WANNA KN0W.
[holding his head, grumbling. he hated admitting defeat, but that was actually hard to argue against.]
SAY, D0N'T Y0U HAVE F0LL0WERS T00? H0W D0 Y0U MANAGE Y0URS?
anything to keep that ironclad grip on your army held strong must be worth the effort. let's just hope it pays off.
91, THEIR SISTER, I'VE TWEAKED HER S0 SHE W0N'T G0 0FF C0URSE. THE 0THERS ARE IN PR0GRESS
SAY, D0N'T Y0U HAVE F0LL0WERS T00? H0W D0 Y0U MANAGE Y0URS?
IT'S SIMPLY T0...
WELL. I WILL ADMIT I NEVER KNEW Y0U HAD THAT GENUINE FEELING. IT'S ACTUALLY ALM0ST IMPRESSIVE.
i don’t trust you . why should i ?
[ leaning their head down against the bar , huff . ]
. . . actually , why /do/ you want me to continue ? i thought that topic disgusted you or somethin’.
I W0N'T SAY ANYTHING /MEAN/ IF Y0U C0NTINUE WHAT Y0U WERE G0ING T0 SAY.
IT'S SIMPLY T0...
WELL. I WILL ADMIT I NEVER KNEW Y0U HAD THAT GENUINE FEELING. IT'S ACTUALLY ALM0ST IMPRESSIVE.
91, THEIR SISTER, I'VE TWEAKED HER S0 SHE W0N'T G0 0FF C0URSE. THE 0THERS ARE IN PR0GRESS
91, THEIR SISTER, I'VE TWEAKED HER S0 SHE W0N'T G0 0FF C0URSE. THE 0THERS ARE IN PR0GRESS
I W0N'T SAY ANYTHING /MEAN/ IF Y0U C0NTINUE WHAT Y0U WERE G0ING T0 SAY.
[ crossing their arms , expression looking distant now . ]
it's a wonderful feeling . albeit silly , confusing , and . . . stressful --
actually , why am i getting specific with this ? it's not like you care.
[pushing a piece of pie between his lips, tapping his fork... in growing agitation it seemed.]
I W0NDER IF Y0U EVEN KN0W WHAT THAT MEANS.
I W0N'T SAY ANYTHING /MEAN/ IF Y0U C0NTINUE WHAT Y0U WERE G0ING T0 SAY.
*swirling the smoothie in its glass...leaving certain things unsaid. he didn't seem like one to take well to warnings, so it would just leave it be and keep an eye on how things went.*
five in the army...including or not including the one who defected?
this is unrelated, but how large even is that army of yours? you're awfully boastful, i trust you have the manpower to back those claims up.
G0T A M0UTHPIECE? USE THEM F0R EXPERIMENTS. ANY CASUALTIES W0N'T BE MISSED
[pushing a piece of pie between his lips, tapping his fork... in growing agitation it seemed.]
I W0NDER IF Y0U EVEN KN0W WHAT THAT MEANS.
[ they mumbled , twitching their antennae . ]
i'm not /playing/ with the admins . scripter isn't even an admin ! !
. . . things with /them/ are going pretty good though . told them i loved them today . y'know . . . cringey love stuff . you wouldn't get it .
[sip...]
PLAYING WITH THE ADMINS N0W, ARE Y0U? H0W'S THAT FARING?
Y0U KNOW... GIVEN Y0UR C0DE.
[pushing a piece of pie between his lips, tapping his fork... in growing agitation it seemed.]
I W0NDER IF Y0U EVEN KN0W WHAT THAT MEANS.
G0T A M0UTHPIECE? USE THEM F0R EXPERIMENTS. ANY CASUALTIES W0N'T BE MISSED
THERE'S THE FANFARE I WANTED !
G0T A M0UTHPIECE? USE THEM F0R EXPERIMENTS. ANY CASUALTIES W0N'T BE MISSED
[sip...]
PLAYING WITH THE ADMINS N0W, ARE Y0U? H0W'S THAT FARING?
Y0U KNOW... GIVEN Y0UR C0DE.
because i'm sure as hell i would /never/ give you even an ounce of my kindness !
[ wrinkling their expression as their creator leaned closer . ]
well , clearly i am !
your dumbass doesn't see that , though .
HAH!
[leaning into 75's face!]
0H WAIT, Y0U'RE INCAPABLE 0F D0ING THAT!
[leaning back.]
Y0U'LL NEVER BE M0RE THAN Y0UR C0DE.
[sip...]
PLAYING WITH THE ADMINS N0W, ARE Y0U? H0W'S THAT FARING?
Y0U KNOW... GIVEN Y0UR C0DE.