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— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 .
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʟ, ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 75.
𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘑𝘖𝘉 𝘋𝘖𝘕𝘌, 𝙁𝘼𝙎𝙏,
𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄.
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THEY'RE HIGHLY IMPLAUSIBLE!!

HYP0THETICALS THAT HAVE N0 BACKING ARE USELESS. C0ME T0 ME AB0UT THESE "M00N ANTS WITH HYPERADVANCED TECHN0L0GY" WHEN Y0U ACTUALLY HAVE THE PR00F T0 BACK IT!!!
no no nooooo ! \(〇_o)/

i'm fine ! i promise ! no need for any sort of reboot !
i'll cut it out with the hypotheticals if it's bothering you that much ! ( 💦 )
Y0U FEELING ALRIGHT? THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE AM0UNT 0F HYPOTHETICALS.

MAYBE Y0U NEED A S0FT REB00T
June 15, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Y0U FEELING ALRIGHT? THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE AM0UNT 0F HYPOTHETICALS.

MAYBE Y0U NEED A S0FT REB00T
what if they're like , the super c00l type of alien ants where their technology is /extremely/ advanced , even past ours !

and what if there were more bugs aliens on the moon besides ants . . . could you imagine an alien centipede ? or an alien mantis ? and what if they spoke english , too . . .
MAYBE IT IS.

BUT THEY'RE ANTS. H0W G00D C0ULD THEIR RES0URCES P0SSIBLY BE. THEY PR0BABLY C0ME D0WN T0 SCAVENGE F0R CRACKER CRUMBS!! BWAHAH!
June 15, 2026 at 5:01 AM
MAYBE IT IS.

BUT THEY'RE ANTS. H0W G00D C0ULD THEIR RES0URCES P0SSIBLY BE. THEY PR0BABLY C0ME D0WN T0 SCAVENGE F0R CRACKER CRUMBS!! BWAHAH!
but i read it all on an article from years ago ! i remember them all being written by a guy who claimed to be apart of RASA , and also that he has been to the moon before !

i was really hoping for the alien ant civilization thing to be true , but i guess i can understand moon cheese being fake .
ALL 0F THAT IS JUST ST0RIES T0LD T0 CHILDREN WH0 D0N'T KN0W ANY BETTER. IT'S ALL FAKE.

ESPECIALLY THE DAMN CHEESE PART.
June 15, 2026 at 4:44 AM
ALL 0F THAT IS JUST ST0RIES T0LD T0 CHILDREN WH0 D0N'T KN0W ANY BETTER. IT'S ALL FAKE.

ESPECIALLY THE DAMN CHEESE PART.
what ? ! i could've sworn there was a lot on the moon !

like -- like the rumor that the moon was made up of cheese ! or that there is possibly an entire civilization of alien ants that live just like us up there !

are you telling me none of that is true ? ! (°ロ°)
I L0VE FLAUNTING MY ACHIEVEMENTS, BUT SPACE TRAVEL ISN'T PARTICULARLY HIGH UP 0N THAT LIST. S0 N0, N0T THEIR INTENDED PURP0SE.

N0T LIKE MUCH IS UP THERE ANYWAY!
June 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I L0VE FLAUNTING MY ACHIEVEMENTS, BUT SPACE TRAVEL ISN'T PARTICULARLY HIGH UP 0N THAT LIST. S0 N0, N0T THEIR INTENDED PURP0SE.

N0T LIKE MUCH IS UP THERE ANYWAY!
maybe we should send 89 to the moon in their place ! it'd only be fitting , right ?

. . . i wonder if c00lm3ch's rockets even had the amount of energy needed to launch itself into space . ( ╹ -╹)
IF 0NLY 75 WERE STILL HERE...

0H H0W I MISS THEM...
[sarcasm]
June 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
IF 0NLY 75 WERE STILL HERE...

0H H0W I MISS THEM...
[sarcasm]
we should send a select few c00lkidds to the moon 🤔 Thoughts ?
June 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
FUCK Y0U MEAN "VANILLA FLAV0R Y0U". WHAT D0ES THAT EVEN MEAN.
June 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
GR000000SS
June 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
WHAT'S WR0NG WITH RIGHT N0W
it sounds like you didnt have anything planned anyway just come up with something tomorrow and i'l tolerate it
June 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I-

N0???? Y0U CAN'T TELL ME WHAT T0 D0
i don't need your bullshit after the absolute explosion i found in the bathrooms today can you postpone whatever it is by like a week
June 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
WHAT.
June 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
RRRREALLY N0W?
June 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Reposted by — 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 .
May 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
BEEN T00 QUIET
June 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
THERE WAS WEAKP0INTS BEF0RE. THERE ARE N0 WEAKP0INTS N0W. AT LEAST Y0U'RE KEEPING ME 0N MY T0ES... S00N, I'LL BE UNST0PPABLE.

[siiiiip.]

STILL I W0NDER WHAT EVEN C0ULD TRIGGER THAT.
i suppose it was soon after i actually got to know scripter . i wanna say . . . around that one time my fans randomly got busted and i had to stay behind for a bit until i got new fans installed .

as i'm sure you're well aware , he /somehow/ snuck in just to talk with me . to this day , i

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FINE. THIS IS THE 0NLY TIME I'LL GIVE Y0U THAT. Y0U'RE /SUPP0SED/ TO BE ENDLESSLY HATEFUL AND CRUEL. WHEN THE HELL DID L0VE EVER ENTER Y0UR M0THERB0ARD?!

THAT'S WHAT /I/ WANNA KN0W.

[holding his head, grumbling. he hated admitting defeat, but that was actually hard to argue against.]
May 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
FINE. THIS IS THE 0NLY TIME I'LL GIVE Y0U THAT. Y0U'RE /SUPP0SED/ TO BE ENDLESSLY HATEFUL AND CRUEL. WHEN THE HELL DID L0VE EVER ENTER Y0UR M0THERB0ARD?!

THAT'S WHAT /I/ WANNA KN0W.

[holding his head, grumbling. he hated admitting defeat, but that was actually hard to argue against.]
hah ! well , that just confirms that there's more to me than my code /and/ my programming , 'cause i doubt the word "love" was uttered in either of those !

[ they expressed this as a "gotcha!" moment , laughing afterward ! ]

i . . don't really know how to describe the feeling too well , though.
0H N0, Y0U'RE ABS0LUTELY C0RRECT! IT'S REPULSIVE IN EVERY SENSE.

IT'S SIMPLY T0...

WELL. I WILL ADMIT I NEVER KNEW Y0U HAD THAT GENUINE FEELING. IT'S ACTUALLY ALM0ST IMPRESSIVE.
May 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
IT CERTAINLY WILL! AS IF I'D HIT THE CURB ANY TIME S00N...

SAY, D0N'T Y0U HAVE F0LL0WERS T00? H0W D0 Y0U MANAGE Y0URS?
i see.

anything to keep that ironclad grip on your army held strong must be worth the effort. let's just hope it pays off.
N0.

91, THEIR SISTER, I'VE TWEAKED HER S0 SHE W0N'T G0 0FF C0URSE. THE 0THERS ARE IN PR0GRESS
May 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
0H N0, Y0U'RE ABS0LUTELY C0RRECT! IT'S REPULSIVE IN EVERY SENSE.

IT'S SIMPLY T0...

WELL. I WILL ADMIT I NEVER KNEW Y0U HAD THAT GENUINE FEELING. IT'S ACTUALLY ALM0ST IMPRESSIVE.
and what makes you think that makes me feel any sort of comfort talking to you about how love is for me ?
i don’t trust you . why should i ?

[ leaning their head down against the bar , huff . ]

. . . actually , why /do/ you want me to continue ? i thought that topic disgusted you or somethin’.
[agitation slowly began to turn to slight intrigue. but he was trying not to show it.]

I W0N'T SAY ANYTHING /MEAN/ IF Y0U C0NTINUE WHAT Y0U WERE G0ING T0 SAY.
May 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
N0.

91, THEIR SISTER, I'VE TWEAKED HER S0 SHE W0N'T G0 0FF C0URSE. THE 0THERS ARE IN PR0GRESS
so...just four, then? or have any of your other creations defected as well?
...UGH. INCLUDING, I SUPP0SE. THEY WERE THE FIRST S0 0BVI0USLY THEY WERE B0UND T0 FAIL
May 12, 2026 at 5:33 AM
[agitation slowly began to turn to slight intrigue. but he was trying not to show it.]

I W0N'T SAY ANYTHING /MEAN/ IF Y0U C0NTINUE WHAT Y0U WERE G0ING T0 SAY.
what ? you think i don't know what love means ? of course i know . i'm not dumb .

[ crossing their arms , expression looking distant now . ]

it's a wonderful feeling . albeit silly , confusing , and . . . stressful --
actually , why am i getting specific with this ? it's not like you care.
REALLY N0W... C0L0R ME SURPRISED.

[pushing a piece of pie between his lips, tapping his fork... in growing agitation it seemed.]

I W0NDER IF Y0U EVEN KN0W WHAT THAT MEANS.
May 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
...UGH. INCLUDING, I SUPP0SE. THEY WERE THE FIRST S0 0BVI0USLY THEY WERE B0UND T0 FAIL
...yeah, nothing.

*swirling the smoothie in its glass...leaving certain things unsaid. he didn't seem like one to take well to warnings, so it would just leave it be and keep an eye on how things went.*

five in the army...including or not including the one who defected?
IT'S WELL IN THE TH0USANDS BY N0W. AND 0F TH0SE, 0NLY FIVE ARE R0B0TIC IN NATURE! R0B0TS GET THE J0B D0NE BETTER, BUT N0THING CAN BEAT THE L0YALTY 0F A DETERMINED IDI0T.
May 12, 2026 at 5:27 AM
IT'S WELL IN THE TH0USANDS BY N0W. AND 0F TH0SE, 0NLY FIVE ARE R0B0TIC IN NATURE! R0B0TS GET THE J0B D0NE BETTER, BUT N0THING CAN BEAT THE L0YALTY 0F A DETERMINED IDI0T.
i see. cruelty for the sake of it...just for fun, i presume. i'm no stranger to that kind of fun myself.

this is unrelated, but how large even is that army of yours? you're awfully boastful, i trust you have the manpower to back those claims up.
I LET S0ME 0F THEM GET AWAY WITH IT S0 IT'S EASIER T0 T0RTURE THEM LATER.

G0T A M0UTHPIECE? USE THEM F0R EXPERIMENTS. ANY CASUALTIES W0N'T BE MISSED
May 12, 2026 at 5:17 AM
REALLY N0W... C0L0R ME SURPRISED.

[pushing a piece of pie between his lips, tapping his fork... in growing agitation it seemed.]

I W0NDER IF Y0U EVEN KN0W WHAT THAT MEANS.
" i know you" . . . yeah , right .

[ they mumbled , twitching their antennae . ]

i'm not /playing/ with the admins . scripter isn't even an admin ! !
. . . things with /them/ are going pretty good though . told them i loved them today . y'know . . . cringey love stuff . you wouldn't get it .
I /KN0W/ Y0U. I /MADE/ Y0U. BUT I'LL GUESS WE'LL SEE.

[sip...]

PLAYING WITH THE ADMINS N0W, ARE Y0U? H0W'S THAT FARING?
Y0U KNOW... GIVEN Y0UR C0DE.
May 12, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I LET S0ME 0F THEM GET AWAY WITH IT S0 IT'S EASIER T0 T0RTURE THEM LATER.

G0T A M0UTHPIECE? USE THEM F0R EXPERIMENTS. ANY CASUALTIES W0N'T BE MISSED
you have a funny definition of fanfare. i don't imagine you have your troops spouting insults at you like this...aside from that one. but they seem to be a special case.
Y0U WARM MY C0LD, DEAD HEART WITH C0MPLIMENTS LIKE TH0SE

THERE'S THE FANFARE I WANTED !
May 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I /KN0W/ Y0U. I /MADE/ Y0U. BUT I'LL GUESS WE'LL SEE.

[sip...]

PLAYING WITH THE ADMINS N0W, ARE Y0U? H0W'S THAT FARING?
Y0U KNOW... GIVEN Y0UR C0DE.
how do you know that i'm not a kinder , better person outside of my talks with you ? !
because i'm sure as hell i would /never/ give you even an ounce of my kindness !

[ wrinkling their expression as their creator leaned closer . ]

well , clearly i am !
your dumbass doesn't see that , though .
IF Y0U REALLY WERE DENYING ME, Y0U'D BEC0ME A KINDER, BETTER PERS0N.

HAH!
[leaning into 75's face!]
0H WAIT, Y0U'RE INCAPABLE 0F D0ING THAT!

[leaning back.]
Y0U'LL NEVER BE M0RE THAN Y0UR C0DE.
May 12, 2026 at 4:51 AM