Jake Parappa Hainey
@jakeparappahainey.bsky.social
Theoretically a zinemaker & comic artist/writer, but far more likely to be talking about Biker Mice or some pish like that.
He/him
jakeparappahainey.etsy.com
He/him
jakeparappahainey.etsy.com
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I’ve thought about this in the past and concluded that nobody is ever beating Kinky Friedman’s author bio
October 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
I’ve thought about this in the past and concluded that nobody is ever beating Kinky Friedman’s author bio
Right it's been long enough at this point, whit fucking dick decided that graphics go on the back of tshirts now?
What empty headed prick thought that was a good idea?
What empty headed prick thought that was a good idea?
October 6, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Right it's been long enough at this point, whit fucking dick decided that graphics go on the back of tshirts now?
What empty headed prick thought that was a good idea?
What empty headed prick thought that was a good idea?
Since this came to light, Geller's youtube subs have gone from 1.53M to 1.48M, barely a dent.
He wants to project this nice guy image and act like he's come clean, but he's deliberately hiding this from his subscribers to save himself.
He wants to project this nice guy image and act like he's come clean, but he's deliberately hiding this from his subscribers to save himself.
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
October 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Since this came to light, Geller's youtube subs have gone from 1.53M to 1.48M, barely a dent.
He wants to project this nice guy image and act like he's come clean, but he's deliberately hiding this from his subscribers to save himself.
He wants to project this nice guy image and act like he's come clean, but he's deliberately hiding this from his subscribers to save himself.
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it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
October 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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Of course, I *had* to make a collage of @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social
October 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Of course, I *had* to make a collage of @jakeparappahainey.bsky.social
Ten minutes into autumn and I have a cold ✌️
Feels shit. Do not recommend.
Feels shit. Do not recommend.
October 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Ten minutes into autumn and I have a cold ✌️
Feels shit. Do not recommend.
Feels shit. Do not recommend.
Honestly don't know how many times John Cena has to publicly say how much of a piece of shit he is before you all get it?
October 4, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Honestly don't know how many times John Cena has to publicly say how much of a piece of shit he is before you all get it?
When layoffs hit the strip club
October 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM
When layoffs hit the strip club
The film is still in theatres but you're already being told it's coming back and you have to pay to see it again.
Eat your slop little piggies. Give us your money and eat your slop.
Eat your slop little piggies. Give us your money and eat your slop.
A theatrical re-release of ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is happening with new scenes included.
One will be the scene featuring Claire Temple.
(Source: Deadline)
One will be the scene featuring Claire Temple.
(Source: Deadline)
October 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The film is still in theatres but you're already being told it's coming back and you have to pay to see it again.
Eat your slop little piggies. Give us your money and eat your slop.
Eat your slop little piggies. Give us your money and eat your slop.
it spooky month
October 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
it spooky month
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Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
September 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
Ha ha what a silly meme. What a strange thing to say- oh what's that? Ok... uh huh? Actual plotline of the show? Oh...
September 28, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Ha ha what a silly meme. What a strange thing to say- oh what's that? Ok... uh huh? Actual plotline of the show? Oh...
I can't believe this. I woke up to a reel from some random account and thought it had to be some disgusting clickbait slop cause it couldn't possibly be real.
40 is no damn age at all.
RIP to the Bastard.
40 is no damn age at all.
RIP to the Bastard.
September 28, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I can't believe this. I woke up to a reel from some random account and thought it had to be some disgusting clickbait slop cause it couldn't possibly be real.
40 is no damn age at all.
RIP to the Bastard.
40 is no damn age at all.
RIP to the Bastard.
While I do appreciate the Fang/Nack Weasel/Jerboa retcon to smooth out the continuity and how it actually plays into the canon and character....I will be dead in the ground before I ever call this guy Fang.
September 27, 2026 at 9:56 PM
While I do appreciate the Fang/Nack Weasel/Jerboa retcon to smooth out the continuity and how it actually plays into the canon and character....I will be dead in the ground before I ever call this guy Fang.
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Every racist liberal always goes back to the “oh it’s all so complicated, who can even begin to understand Israel/Palestine, so it’s better to not have an opinion and just support the status quo” well. Like we’re supposed to be historical scholars to look at a starving baby and say “this is bad”
I stand by my long held opinion that Caitlin Moran is fucking awful
September 25, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Every racist liberal always goes back to the “oh it’s all so complicated, who can even begin to understand Israel/Palestine, so it’s better to not have an opinion and just support the status quo” well. Like we’re supposed to be historical scholars to look at a starving baby and say “this is bad”
Happy 33rd anniversary to that one bit of key art that Richard Elson misinterpreted, leading to him drawing Amy wrong in STC for six years.
September 23, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Happy 33rd anniversary to that one bit of key art that Richard Elson misinterpreted, leading to him drawing Amy wrong in STC for six years.
Carrying a knife, terrorism and attempted murder charges should be brought against this prick at LEAST.
Instead here we are with the British press calling him an "activist".
Instead here we are with the British press calling him an "activist".
Over 3,500 people are currently facing terrorism charges in the UK for holding signs saying "I support Palestine Action".
Far-right activist Daniel Thomas slashes dinghy in Channel with blade while rescue worker onboard
Thomas called followers to protest against arrival of asylum seekers in Gosport, but Border Force instead transported them to Dover
www.theguardian.com
September 23, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Carrying a knife, terrorism and attempted murder charges should be brought against this prick at LEAST.
Instead here we are with the British press calling him an "activist".
Instead here we are with the British press calling him an "activist".
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September, but I lost my 45 adapter
September 22, 2026 at 2:11 AM
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
A 2.5hr Lindsay Ellis video about cruise ship culture is probably gonna be a more terrifying experience than any horror movie I watch this season.
September 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
A 2.5hr Lindsay Ellis video about cruise ship culture is probably gonna be a more terrifying experience than any horror movie I watch this season.
Was talking about this with @chrislaumanson.bsky.social and had a weird revelation when we were both like "Just take another book and make a movie" before we realised that that's not even really a Muppets thing, they've only really done it twice.
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ series revival.
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures are having difficulties with deciding on a premise for a series that they all can agree on.
(via deadline.com/2026/09/the-...)
Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures are having difficulties with deciding on a premise for a series that they all can agree on.
(via deadline.com/2026/09/the-...)
September 19, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Was talking about this with @chrislaumanson.bsky.social and had a weird revelation when we were both like "Just take another book and make a movie" before we realised that that's not even really a Muppets thing, they've only really done it twice.
Look, I'm becoming a parody of myself by constantly saying Steven Kostanski should be given any franchise that involves little freaks and greebos but...come on man....
The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
'Doctor Who': BBC Calls On Producers To Pitch "Brave" Vision For Show
The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
bit.ly
September 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Look, I'm becoming a parody of myself by constantly saying Steven Kostanski should be given any franchise that involves little freaks and greebos but...come on man....
Please take the bucket off my head kid, the butter is extremely hot.
September 18, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Please take the bucket off my head kid, the butter is extremely hot.
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just learned this today
September 17, 2026 at 5:18 AM
just learned this today
"Fuck sake, you're telling me EVERY patient with a broken leg wants a stookie?"
Plan to limit number of NHS patients diagnosed with ADHD attacked as ‘rationing’ healthcare
Plan to limit number of NHS patients diagnosed with ADHD attacked as ‘rationing’ healthcare
Review due next week expected to say patients should be ‘triaged’ and offered support without formal diagnosis
Proposals to limit the number of patients being formally diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder have been atacked as “rationing” healthcare and pushing children and adults to self-diagnosis via social media.
The comments come ahead of a government review due next week, which is expected to say that patients with ADHD symptoms should not automatically be formally diagnosed, but should be “triaged” and offered support without the need for a formal diagnosis. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 18, 2026 at 8:53 AM
"Fuck sake, you're telling me EVERY patient with a broken leg wants a stookie?"