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Jamalisms
@jamalisms.bsky.social
Writer of unfinished stories, sometimes podcaster, sharer of my own bad video game clips, full-time Tennessee Titans fan, part-time complainer & laugher at my own jokes.
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I'll never call Twitter "X" and I'll probably never call tweets "skeets."

I'm old. People will just have to live with me.
If Adolf Hitler did everything the same but majority owned a popular public company, it would have little to no impact on the company. It would even result in some people humanizing and lauding him.

Anything for money.
October 6, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
October 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Nurse Practitioner: "Can I use copilot to help with taking notes?"

Nope. You've been doing this for years. Type it out. You'll be ok.
October 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Brian Milquetoast Callahan only went 0-4 once. He actually won a game in the first quarter of his first season with the Titans. They also won game 5 last year, so the 2026 Titans have a chance to start even worse than they ever did under that loser.

But, hey, at least they got rid of seed oils!
October 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Can't wait
Has the Palleseen fight to impose perfection on a magical world reached a breaking point?

Check out the cover for #TheGraveOfPerfection, the last Vol in Adrian Tchaikovsky's @aptshadow.bsky.social #TyrantPhilosophers

Buy now at @bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social https://bit.ly/4AILTVl
October 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
The Titans are 6-32 since firing Vrabel. Currently mired in one of the worst streaks ever.

But I looked it up and the Browns had a 2-36 streak over 38 games, so it could be worse. In fact, I think they went 2-41 if you extend that period ... so ... the Titans aren't the worst ever.
October 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I remember reading Peanuts as a kid and thinking it was exceedingly dumb. Just ... did not get it. Still love me some Charlie Brown Christmas and Great Pumpkin but the comic was odd to me.

I used to read the "funnies" for Calvin and Hobbes, however, which is the GOAT and still slaps today.
In spite of being of the correct generation to have grown up while "Peanuts" was still in active publication, it's always a little surreal to be reminded that the most popular comic strip in the English-speaking world for fifty solid years was about an eight-year-old with clinical depression.
October 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
October 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Introduced a buddy to the Guero album by Beck. We had fun recording an episode discussing it.

open.spotify.com/episode/3rj8...
Episode 86: Beck - Guero
Don't Ruin This For Me · Episode
open.spotify.com
October 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Really hard to go to bed when you're enjoying a book. I'm staring 5.5 hours of sleep in the face and I'm uncertain I want to go to bed.

This book has really grown on me. Chapter 98 right now and still somewhat uncertain where this book ends ... or where the series will grow.
He Who Fights With Monsters

I'm on chapter 39. My initial impression of this book was that it felt light. Things just kinda happened, nothing felt deep emotional or situationally. That's fine but not what I tend to go for.

As it's continued, I've found that quite enjoyable. It fits Jason well.
September 29, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Titans ... Titans ... hmm, weird. No Titans.
49ers too powerful for the substation😤
September 28, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I think fantasy football would be better (balance and merit promoted) if managers who own a player get first right of refusal on a backup when someone is injured. If another team already rostered the backup, that's different. But if the player is a free agent, first dibs is granted.
September 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
You ever think how there's probably at least a subset of centaur culture that dallies with actual horse and how the rest of centaur culture must determine how best to relate with that behavior, probably maintaining taboos or even laws against it?
September 28, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The Titans are dangerously close to having to hire Jared Stillman and make him the highest paid employee, just as an apology.
September 27, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Cam Ward, in particular, falls very, very short.

Absolute derp so far this year. There's a saying in Tropic Thunder and Cam has done where you should never go.
Titans comeback effort falls short in 12-7 loss to @Giants.

READ bit.ly/4hSwrh1
September 27, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Absolute chump throw by Cam Ward.
September 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
#Titans defense:

Bend, bend more, keep bending, one more bend, just kidding bend again you bending fucks.

Ok, that's 40 minutes off the clock. Now, don't break.
September 27, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Frankly, they're only down by 6 and so I get it but this particular set of losers (the Titans) should be going for it on 4th and 4 near the 50. It literally could be the best chance they have to score all day.

That's not snark.
September 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
(delayed by helping my son with homework)

Hilariously bad officiating in the Titans game but, whatever. They deserve it.

They're less capable of overcoming it but they're just so inept on their own account it's hard to care.
September 27, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Nothing says Titans like getting hit in the chest by a ball you end up dropping that wouldn't have gotten you a first down anyway because 6 yards was apparently too far to run.
September 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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That a Musk-owned X is incompatible with democracy should really go without saying
September 26, 2026 at 11:56 PM
American politics often boils down to:

"Yes, sure, these guys are malevolent, sinister fucks but I kinda don't like those other dweebs so I'm gonna vote for the evil guys."
September 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
He Who Fights With Monsters

I'm on chapter 39. My initial impression of this book was that it felt light. Things just kinda happened, nothing felt deep emotional or situationally. That's fine but not what I tend to go for.

As it's continued, I've found that quite enjoyable. It fits Jason well.
September 27, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Field looks like hair plugs and spray paint.
The Ravens and Cowboys are scheduled to play in Brazil in eight days. There are reportedly concerns about the quality of the field there.
Concerns arise regarding Brazil field where Ravens-Cowboys will be played
In 2018, the NFL moved a game from Mexico to the U.S. Could it happen again?
www.nbcsports.com
September 27, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Fabulous movie, imo.
‘The Last of the Mohicans’ was released on this day 34 years ago! (September 25, 1992)

Directed by Michael Mann.

Screenplay by Mann & Christopher Crowe.

Starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe, Russell Means, Eric Schweig, Wes Studi, Jodhi May, Steven Waddington, and more.

#OTD #OnThisDay
September 25, 2026 at 9:16 PM