BP
banner
jampri.bsky.social
BP
@jampri.bsky.social
Insta 📸: pbrandoj
Hevy 🏋🏻: jampri
Pinned
I was about to go to the pool to celebrate the weekend and then the skies absolutely opened up with another severe thunderstorm. So instead of a pool speedo selfie bsky is getting a mirror selfie.
September 18, 2026 at 10:29 PM
My spirit Pokémon who is also apparently part of @caseystudy.bsky.social’s big boy book club.
Showing off that high ATK
September 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Sundance has enjoyed meeting his cousin today. It’s so great when dogs just seem to click!
September 14, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Can I just say how much I love the vibe of my office/guest room? The slat walls and shelves have been a great addition.
September 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
What the fuck is this gaslighting intro by Tom Brady on fox?!? Michigan lost last week and here’s to the Sooners making them lose 2 weeks in a row.
September 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by BP
This whole scene is even weirder when you consider that neither Ted Cruz nor John Cornyn nor Ken Paxton matriculated at UT... but James Talarico did
ESPN had Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' in a conversation with Rece Davis for nearly 10 minutes.

Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin.
September 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I like my men how I like my ceiling fans: remote controlled
I like my men how I like my ceiling fans: blowing me
I like my men how I like my ceiling fans: hung
September 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by BP
September 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
This may self-destruct… butt on main?
September 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Once again I am seeking advice. Now that I’ve reached and maintained my goal weight, I’m moving off my GLP med (because expensive). One thing I want to do different is work with a coach to help me lock in my diet and programming to maintain an athletic figure. Anyone have online coach recs?
September 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Not feeling the vibes today (though the veins are as usual) but here’s to hoping tomorrow and the weekend can turn things around.
September 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Hello fellow gays. I wanted to be constructive in my anti-AI rant and provide some photo tips to help you get the most out of your camera without needing AI to touch it up or apply a fake effect. I’m sporty my slutty little shorts too if that is a selling point. (A thread 🪡 )
September 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Any self-respecting gay man already has multiple 80s inspired outfits and doesn’t need a fucking AI to show them what they’d look like.
September 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by BP
loving the new look
September 8, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Reposted by BP
Four day work week, let’s go 💪🏼
September 8, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Took advantage of the Sunday buy 2 get 1 deal at Chipotle this weekend and have now eaten Chipotle for three days in a row AMA.
September 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Hiccup [AND MY BODY GOES CRAZY]
September 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I was about to go to the pool to celebrate the weekend and then the skies absolutely opened up with another severe thunderstorm. So instead of a pool speedo selfie bsky is getting a mirror selfie.
September 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Can confirm. This has been pumping over the HomePod in the Beef Barn for a week straight… well gay. Continuously.
September 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Labor Day implies the existence of conception day 9 months ago on Dec 7, which is a date that lives in infamy.
September 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
And… pausing the workout while a severe thunderstorm rolls on through. Something about being in an open garage holding a metal bar didn’t seem smart. Someone is a clingy baby with the thunder.
September 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
New crop top and natural light is making the illusion of abs work. I may have them by the time winter starts!
September 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Reposted by BP
who up inseminating they churros
September 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I was going to go workout or lay by the pool but apparently Sundance has other plans and I am once again laying down on the couch.
September 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM