Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦)
@janner.bsky.social
designated driver, spousal annoyance, full time dad-joker, empath, pinko-commie Euro-Smash 🇪🇺, he/him
Fuck Putin, Trump, the GOP, Musk. Not kindly though.
Fuck Putin, Trump, the GOP, Musk. Not kindly though.
Some celestial load-bearing support is needed to get through this #MonochromeMonday.
September 14, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Some celestial load-bearing support is needed to get through this #MonochromeMonday.
On this #MonochromeMonday, it's time to climb again.
August 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
On this #MonochromeMonday, it's time to climb again.
Taking a little break from climbing for the respite of a much needed vacation, but back on the exercise bandwagon in order to get through this #MonochromeMonday.
June 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Taking a little break from climbing for the respite of a much needed vacation, but back on the exercise bandwagon in order to get through this #MonochromeMonday.
Maintain your balance and reach this #MonochromeMonday
June 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Maintain your balance and reach this #MonochromeMonday
Keep your footing on this #MonochromeMonday, everyone.
May 18, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Keep your footing on this #MonochromeMonday, everyone.
A little post-climb chill while waiting for the rest of the gang.
May 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
A little post-climb chill while waiting for the rest of the gang.
May 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I'm trying to work and all I can hear is a co-worker complaining about spousal-related finances and I really don't want to know their exact debt to the penny, or the phone numbers of their financial advisors. 🙃
May 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I'm trying to work and all I can hear is a co-worker complaining about spousal-related finances and I really don't want to know their exact debt to the penny, or the phone numbers of their financial advisors. 🙃
Been about a year of climbing, I definitely did the most routes in one session I've ever done, and the soreness is not too bad. Am I becoming a climber? #indoorrockclimbing #onwardsanddefinitelyupwards
May 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Been about a year of climbing, I definitely did the most routes in one session I've ever done, and the soreness is not too bad. Am I becoming a climber? #indoorrockclimbing #onwardsanddefinitelyupwards
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
April 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
This old man is trying to be more flexible on the wall. It's a process. #onwardanddefinitetlyupward #indoorrockclimbing
April 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
This old man is trying to be more flexible on the wall. It's a process. #onwardanddefinitetlyupward #indoorrockclimbing
Especially with these lumber prices. Happy Easter!
April 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Especially with these lumber prices. Happy Easter!
If you see this, share your Smash Bros. main.
March 12, 2026 at 1:37 PM
If you see this, share your Smash Bros. main.
Back for round two—two weeks after shaking off a two-month break. Solid climbs, great food, and even better company from fellow wall-crawlers. 🧗♂️
#rockclimbing #climblife #backatit #climbingcommunity #goodvibes #onwardanddefinitelyupward
#rockclimbing #climblife #backatit #climbingcommunity #goodvibes #onwardanddefinitelyupward
February 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Back for round two—two weeks after shaking off a two-month break. Solid climbs, great food, and even better company from fellow wall-crawlers. 🧗♂️
#rockclimbing #climblife #backatit #climbingcommunity #goodvibes #onwardanddefinitelyupward
#rockclimbing #climblife #backatit #climbingcommunity #goodvibes #onwardanddefinitelyupward
Back on the wall. Two months was too long to stay away. #indoorrockclimbing #onwardsanddefinitelyupwards
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Back on the wall. Two months was too long to stay away. #indoorrockclimbing #onwardsanddefinitelyupwards
When the weather on the morning around-the-office walk reminds you of home a little... #coldanddamp #freshairtoclearthemind
February 5, 2026 at 3:09 PM
When the weather on the morning around-the-office walk reminds you of home a little... #coldanddamp #freshairtoclearthemind
Sometimes you just need to use your lunch time to break out of work and pick up more walking again.
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Sometimes you just need to use your lunch time to break out of work and pick up more walking again.
A timer for the bathroom lights, all to save a dime.
So you can no longer poop on company time.
So you can no longer poop on company time.
January 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM
A timer for the bathroom lights, all to save a dime.
So you can no longer poop on company time.
So you can no longer poop on company time.
How do I tell him I'm not hunting with Ghost, but Ghosthunting w/ the sassy and classy @northernbookish.bsky.social ?
twitch.tv/janner87
#ghosthunting #phasmophobia #twitchstreamer #germanstreamer
twitch.tv/janner87
#ghosthunting #phasmophobia #twitchstreamer #germanstreamer
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
How do I tell him I'm not hunting with Ghost, but Ghosthunting w/ the sassy and classy @northernbookish.bsky.social ?
twitch.tv/janner87
#ghosthunting #phasmophobia #twitchstreamer #germanstreamer
twitch.tv/janner87
#ghosthunting #phasmophobia #twitchstreamer #germanstreamer
Last time that @northernbookish.bsky.social and I will be tackling the Krampus event on stream. Come hang out!
twitch.tv/janner87
twitch.tv/janner87
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Last time that @northernbookish.bsky.social and I will be tackling the Krampus event on stream. Come hang out!
twitch.tv/janner87
twitch.tv/janner87
After the turn of the year, a little indulgence (and cream) is needed this morning. #goodhabitsdespitelittlepleasures
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
After the turn of the year, a little indulgence (and cream) is needed this morning. #goodhabitsdespitelittlepleasures
January 2, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Same face, new year, better intentions.
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Same face, new year, better intentions.
Learning that walls aren’t limits — they’re problems that reward patience, the right angle, and commitment. Onward, upward, and past it. #indoorclimbing #ontoabetter2026
January 1, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Learning that walls aren’t limits — they’re problems that reward patience, the right angle, and commitment. Onward, upward, and past it. #indoorclimbing #ontoabetter2026
@northernbookish.bsky.social singing "Shark bait hoo ha ha",
While I loop the ghost.
Phasmo at 11pm EST on twitch.tv/Janner87
While I loop the ghost.
Phasmo at 11pm EST on twitch.tv/Janner87
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
@northernbookish.bsky.social singing "Shark bait hoo ha ha",
While I loop the ghost.
Phasmo at 11pm EST on twitch.tv/Janner87
While I loop the ghost.
Phasmo at 11pm EST on twitch.tv/Janner87