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¡Jared!
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Spaceflight yakyak at Griffith Observatory and @tmro.tv. Space Shuttle keeper at CMSC. Rocket Scientist. Writer. Bipolar T1. F1/WEC/MLB fan. Mountaineer. Jeeper. Gundam/Gunpla. Leftist. Split time between LA/SF. Pan/Poly We/They 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊#OpinionsOurs 🚫AI, ever
We've got the amazing @astrokatie.com joining us at Griffith Observatory for tonight's All Space Considered! Tune in at 7:00pm PDT / 10:00pm EDT / 0200 UTC; you don't want to miss it!

www.youtube.com/live/2l4pYMj...
ALL SPACE CONSIDERED | SEPTEMBER 2026 | GRIFFITH OBSERVATORY
YouTube video by Griffith Observatory
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September 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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One of the more insidious phrasings I've seen with the Dems/trans rights discourse lately is the idea that trans people are being greedy and demanding a "maximalist" approach to trans rights.

No, you cannot call the state of rights American trans people had as recently as 2023 "maximalist," sorry.
September 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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Imagine the job security of being gone for 3 months without communication to your boss or any indication that you'll be returning any time soon & still having a job.

I say imagine because literally no job would let you get away with this. The people of Kentucky should fire him.
Mitch McConnell returned to the Senate on after a more than three-month absence.

“Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June. I’m really looking forward to being back on the Senate floor and seeing my colleagues,” McConnell wrote in a statement. nbcnews.to/4h6US9V
September 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
In the war between the FAA and the NTSB we're on the side of the NTSB.
September 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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NASA personnel getting hands on with the parasol used to save #Skylab.
More on the story: skylab.space/
September 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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oh no the shot made my dog like trains and be really into 15th century history as his special interest
Pets cannot “get autism”, vaccines don’t cause autism and if your pet did “get autism” how would that even pose problem?!?
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.

May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.

This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.

Vaccinate your pets please.
September 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
“I genuinely didn’t care for ABBA, then I took it in the ass and I haven’t been able to get enough of either.”
September 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Hey! @tmro.tv is less than five minutes away from going live! We'll be talking the upcoming Starship Flight 14, the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope, and much, much more: www.youtube.com/live/NH3Ufvk...
Is Starship about to become a fully operational vehicle?
YouTube video by Project TMRO
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September 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Our Jeep decided yesterday was the perfect day to set new high temperature records for coolant and the transmission. Jeeps, noted violators of the laws of thermodynamics.
September 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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[democrat voice] my opponents are right. i believe what they believe. i need 10 dollars
September 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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same color as baby food
September 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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“Elon Musk destroyed USAID as a mechanism for killing off as many of the global poor and non-white as he can before they kill him first (as he, insanely, believes)” is not a conspiracy theory.

In truth, it’s very hard to conclude anything else.
For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.
September 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Some beautiful footage from Saturday's Spectrum launch. Credit: Isar Aerospace
September 7, 2026 at 7:31 AM
This doesn’t work anymore for our updated icon.

Please note, you should look at our updated icon of this account and hear the loudest, longest, most powerful fart imaginable in your mind.
When you look at the icon of this account we need you to hear the loudest, longest, most powerful belch imaginable in your mind.
September 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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August 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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August 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community !! 🏳️‍⚧️💙🩷🤍✨
August 22, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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"Theatre kid" is tossed around by right-wingers, and I want to say:
- I wasn't a theatre kid.
- I have a theatre kid, they're great. So are their friends.
- If you have a problem with theatre kids you should look into your heart to see why or crawl back into your hole and die. Either's fine by me.
August 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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SpongeBob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom (Multiplatform, 2003)
August 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
“We need you to do full-time work but only with part-time hours.” - Post-Great Recession Management Theory
August 17, 2026 at 6:25 PM
When you look at the icon of this account we need you to hear the loudest, longest, most powerful belch imaginable in your mind.
August 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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syzygy | noun | the nearly straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies (such as the sun, moon, and earth during a solar or lunar eclipse) in a gravitational system
August 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Those in the U.S. may only see a sliver of today's solar eclipse, but GOES-EAST gets a great view of the shadow as it crosses into Europe! 🌑
August 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
We've been covering spaceflight for so long that we remember when SpaceflightNow had a comments section.
August 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Did our quarterly "Find us on Bluesky" post on Twitter and it asked us four times to pay, lmao.
August 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM