Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman.
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ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
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Cracker Barrel is what happens if you let white people run a soul food restaurant.
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Calling my masterbation “woodworking” to make it fancy.
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Calling my masterbation “woodworking” to make it fancy.
Not awake, or asleep, but a secret third thing. (High)
September 19, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Not awake, or asleep, but a secret third thing. (High)
Cum is the new butthole
September 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Cum is the new butthole
Come Together is my favorite song about skeets.
Come On Eileen is my favorite song about skeets
September 19, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Come Together is my favorite song about skeets.
It finally got here. Right? It’s not Thursday again is it?
Every day this week has felt like Friday. Which is great until you realize it isn’t.
September 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It finally got here. Right? It’s not Thursday again is it?
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hey all. I posted an update on the gofundme for my daddy mac. please share and help if you can.
September 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
hey all. I posted an update on the gofundme for my daddy mac. please share and help if you can.
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SAVAGE
September 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
SAVAGE
From now on we skeet on cumsky.
By the 5th post about cum I started to get suspicious
September 18, 2026 at 6:42 PM
From now on we skeet on cumsky.
My feed today.
Lindsey Stirling: It's Sticky and Gross!
Alt: Lindsey Stirling wearing a sweater with a dinosaur and a crown with the words “It's Sticky and Gross!” On the screen.
static.klipy.com
September 18, 2026 at 5:02 PM
My feed today.
There’s a surprising amount of cum in the feeds today.
September 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
There’s a surprising amount of cum in the feeds today.
Calm down folks, skeet is short for sky tweet. Oh, and it also means cum.
September 18, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Calm down folks, skeet is short for sky tweet. Oh, and it also means cum.
They’ll have to pry skeets from my cold, dead fingers.
September 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
They’ll have to pry skeets from my cold, dead fingers.
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getting closer and closer to losing my car and being evicted
Please help me
Please help me
September 17, 2026 at 8:49 PM
getting closer and closer to losing my car and being evicted
Please help me
Please help me
my math is three maths in a trenchcoat
my math is two mathing
September 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
my math is three maths in a trenchcoat
Every day this week has felt like Friday. Which is great until you realize it isn’t.
September 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Every day this week has felt like Friday. Which is great until you realize it isn’t.
Mamdani for everyone!!!
and a Mamdani for every city
September 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Mamdani for everyone!!!
Greg still holds the lead, but Obama has entered the competition at shitsky38.com
September 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Greg still holds the lead, but Obama has entered the competition at shitsky38.com
This only being able to pick 10 favorite shitposters is some MySpace top 8 type shit.
shitsky38.com
shitsky38.com
Shitsky38
The 38 "best" shitposters on Bluesky, voted by you. Votes are public records in your own account.
shitsky38.com
September 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
This only being able to pick 10 favorite shitposters is some MySpace top 8 type shit.
shitsky38.com
shitsky38.com
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“are you going to the AI summit at work today?”
me:
me:
September 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
“are you going to the AI summit at work today?”
me:
me:
This is why I use an alt pick. How can I compete with this?
September 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This is why I use an alt pick. How can I compete with this?
Well, it’s almost Halloween so I need to take down my Christmas decorations before I become the guy who leaves the Christmas decorations up all year.
September 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Well, it’s almost Halloween so I need to take down my Christmas decorations before I become the guy who leaves the Christmas decorations up all year.
Follow @smillz.lol for more tips on surviving when your partner is busy taking care of the baby
a bag of chips for dinner isn’t lazy or unhealthy but a secret 3rd thing
September 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Follow @smillz.lol for more tips on surviving when your partner is busy taking care of the baby
This is the one I’d have a shot at.
but who would win midsky38.com?
September 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This is the one I’d have a shot at.
We’re looking for openers for the rest of Ed’s tour, if any of you know anyone interested.
September 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
We’re looking for openers for the rest of Ed’s tour, if any of you know anyone interested.
Currently @gregthemiller.bsky.social is leading as the shittiest poster. I mean, I get it, but…
shitsky38.com it’s your shitvic duty
September 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Currently @gregthemiller.bsky.social is leading as the shittiest poster. I mean, I get it, but…