KnewNic🖕🏼🧊
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Built on typos, runs on love.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Mostly full of typos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
· Mar 2
I keep clutching my pearl necklace but my hands get so sticky.
Fuck it send
Fuck it send
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“You don’t know shit”
Well I know you’re a fucking jerk so
Well I know you’re a fucking jerk so
September 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
“You don’t know shit”
Well I know you’re a fucking jerk so
Well I know you’re a fucking jerk so
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Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
February 21, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
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I've done a lot of things, but at least I've never been ratio'd to this degree
September 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I've done a lot of things, but at least I've never been ratio'd to this degree
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One of the most charming things about New England is our nostalgic love of murder.
September 23, 2026 at 2:02 AM
One of the most charming things about New England is our nostalgic love of murder.
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i've got a fever
and the only prescription
is more butthole
and the only prescription
is more butthole
September 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
i've got a fever
and the only prescription
is more butthole
and the only prescription
is more butthole
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"You look like you need a hug"
Me:
Me:
September 22, 2026 at 11:15 PM
"You look like you need a hug"
Me:
Me:
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If I actually had a to-do list, you’d be on it.
September 23, 2026 at 2:19 AM
If I actually had a to-do list, you’d be on it.
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im gonna start cosplaying as a normal human man
September 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
im gonna start cosplaying as a normal human man
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I sell Crohn’s disease at MLM house parties on my free evenings and it’s proven to be the opportunity of a lifetime.
September 23, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I sell Crohn’s disease at MLM house parties on my free evenings and it’s proven to be the opportunity of a lifetime.
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Ignored my emails today
Please clap
Please clap
Guys, please stop with the “please clap” when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry…
If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum.
If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum.
September 23, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Ignored my emails today
Please clap
Please clap
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Dagwood sandwich ass lookin' island.
September 22, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Dagwood sandwich ass lookin' island.
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when Huey Lewis said i wanna new drug, i felt that
September 23, 2026 at 1:20 AM
when Huey Lewis said i wanna new drug, i felt that
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Oh to be a golden loving the warm breeze at sunset. Goodnight Blue Sky
September 22, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Oh to be a golden loving the warm breeze at sunset. Goodnight Blue Sky
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Yeah, I’d still love you if you were a worm…if you were this guy. Why? Because he looks like he can fuck and also he’s not driving a CyberTruck (my bar is in hell.)
September 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Yeah, I’d still love you if you were a worm…if you were this guy. Why? Because he looks like he can fuck and also he’s not driving a CyberTruck (my bar is in hell.)
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eating rotisserie chicken and drinking milk in my car and thinking how unfair it is that i'm so naturally sexy
September 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
eating rotisserie chicken and drinking milk in my car and thinking how unfair it is that i'm so naturally sexy
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*wakes up in a dumpster with no idea how I got there*
This feels right.
This feels right.
September 22, 2026 at 4:12 PM
*wakes up in a dumpster with no idea how I got there*
This feels right.
This feels right.
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Why have another seasonal depression when you can make it a ✨sensational✨ depression
September 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Why have another seasonal depression when you can make it a ✨sensational✨ depression
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What doesn’t kill you makes you drown yourself in a tub of nacho cheese
September 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
What doesn’t kill you makes you drown yourself in a tub of nacho cheese
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Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's Mr. Bean
September 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's Mr. Bean
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- Southern White-faced Owl (Ptilopsis granti). This owl is native to the southern half of Africa.
- Photo courtesy of Mark Dumont
- Photo courtesy of Mark Dumont
September 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
- Southern White-faced Owl (Ptilopsis granti). This owl is native to the southern half of Africa.
- Photo courtesy of Mark Dumont
- Photo courtesy of Mark Dumont
I read this post and added my own quote post
Please clap
Please clap
Guys, please stop with the “please clap” when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry…
If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum.
If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I’m not giving high fives for your bare minimum.
September 23, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I read this post and added my own quote post
Please clap
Please clap
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Don't say I do things all Willy-Nilly
I am a lady
I do things all William-Nilliam
I am a lady
I do things all William-Nilliam
September 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Don't say I do things all Willy-Nilly
I am a lady
I do things all William-Nilliam
I am a lady
I do things all William-Nilliam
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DTF (up my own life)
September 23, 2026 at 12:16 AM
DTF (up my own life)
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I get it, kid, I, too, want to scream in public
September 23, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I get it, kid, I, too, want to scream in public