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mais, je te le dis: je n'irai pas plus loin
gotta say i really hate this stupid sleight of hand where everybody is sorted The Only Two Categories: 'AI optimists' (think AI is good and powerful and will make everyone's lives better) or 'AI pessimists' (think AI is good and powerful and will kill everyone)
These guys are so normal.
September 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM
changing my phones language is already paying unintentional comedy dividends
September 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
You receive: 1 Vascular Orb
September 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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This is just people praying to a real guy instead of God
Imagining future digital archaeologists poring over boomer Facebook posts and attempting to use them to understand our culture and values the way we do tablets from the Library of Ashurbanipal
September 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
similar to what i was saying about how confronting somebody with the fact that their rhetoric is hitler stuff is only effective if they don't like hitler, trying to scare people with consequences only works on people who don't actively want the consequences
“Del Bigtree told me he wants his teenage son to catch polio. Measles, too. He’s considered driving his unvaccinated family to South Carolina, which is in the midst of a historic outbreak, so that they can all be exposed… He’s more than anti-vaccine: He’s pro-infection.”
‘I Genuinely Am Upset That Your Kids Are Vaccinated’
Del Bigtree, a longtime ally of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., isn’t just anti-vaccine. He’s pro-infection.
www.theatlantic.com
September 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
yyou ever just eat a big old gyro
September 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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being a dem comms staffer must be great because nazi pedophile overlords who sent the gestapo in to terrorize cities all year are dominating the news cycle with “should trans kids exist?” and you still haven’t been fired yet. that’s job security you can’t get anywhere else
September 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
refusing to say stuff that's true in the hopes that known bad-faith actors will suddenly reverse course is the losing strategy that got us here
September 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
nothing good was going to come from any robert kraft statement but it's really funny to me that in the two (2) i've seen from him in the last couple of days both of them have been like "how can you say i don't care, i love Businessmen no matter where they come from"
September 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
weather reports are just useless now right?
September 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
they've used in a week what they've used in a week, great post
U.S. forces fired 60–70 Patriot interceptors and more than a dozen THAADs to counter roughly 20 ballistic missiles last week, about what the U.S. has used in a full week at other times in the war, officials say.

Iran used warheads that…

https://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2100069089473356142
September 16, 2026 at 12:26 PM
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"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
September 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
bro do you seriously have an acts of union tattoo
so i've never paid attention to ed sheeran which means i'm now learning a lot of things such as HAVE YOU ALL SEEN HIS UGLY TATTOOS
September 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
i know everybody's already talked about this but i'm really tickled by ed sheeran being like "i'm not complicit. i DO take a side. i will not be sharing what that side is at this time"
September 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
it's right and good to make fun of the english but most americans are so bad at it
September 15, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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What’s this
September 15, 2026 at 11:57 AM
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You have been visited by the limes bunchō. One thousand years of delicious limes will be yours.
グリーンレモン🍋
September 14, 2026 at 1:43 PM
oh no the wikipedia summarizer accounts are learning about iran
September 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
lol incredible
The former Special Assistant to President Joe Biden decided to throw a temper tantrum on Twitter, but I do think it is actually really good to have Biden alumna say this out loud.
September 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
hey does it bode well for your movement if nerds are making parody songs out of your elegy
September 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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From: Eddie Money
Subj: I have a surprise especially for you.
September 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
just thought of a feature to make social media even more insane: every time somebody starts replying to your post you get one of those ... "someone is typing" chat bubbles. don't know or care how that would work i'm just the ideas guy
September 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
sorry, not getting het up about the little tikes stuff. pretty sure we'll all survive that one
September 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Not going to share my 9/11 take right now but just know that it's annoying and unnecessary
September 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
game over jihad bring my love to me tonight
Will be posting this every year for the rest of my life
September 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM