Seán-Patrick Burke
@jawsvthereturn.bsky.social
Writer. Pirate. A third thing. This is pretty much just for messaging me if you can’t get me another way.
I haven’t smoked a cigarette in over 2 decades but these wildfires are reminding me why I quit. Hacking up a damn lung here.
July 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
I haven’t smoked a cigarette in over 2 decades but these wildfires are reminding me why I quit. Hacking up a damn lung here.
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New York, 1970. Gay Liberation Front Protest.
June 28, 2026 at 1:57 AM
New York, 1970. Gay Liberation Front Protest.
I suck bouncing between multiple social media platforms, so uh, just in case you’re like “oh what’s Sean been up to?” New job & new cancer! I much prefer the job. Sorry, my bad. I thought I had said something but now you know, ya know? Such is life.
June 27, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I suck bouncing between multiple social media platforms, so uh, just in case you’re like “oh what’s Sean been up to?” New job & new cancer! I much prefer the job. Sorry, my bad. I thought I had said something but now you know, ya know? Such is life.
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@colorado.gov “Polis” will forever mean coward. The secondary meaning will be suck-up. I’ll let you infer the third meaning. Ashamed that you call yourself an American.
May 16, 2026 at 1:21 PM
@colorado.gov “Polis” will forever mean coward. The secondary meaning will be suck-up. I’ll let you infer the third meaning. Ashamed that you call yourself an American.
RIP Jared Polis’ future. Was it worth it @colorado.gov? Giving in to Trump’s bullying? You just showed the world that you’re unfit to deal with difficulty. Best wishes in your impending retirement, coward.
Our statement on Gov. Polis’ commutation of Tina Peters’ sentence.
May 16, 2026 at 1:14 PM
RIP Jared Polis’ future. Was it worth it @colorado.gov? Giving in to Trump’s bullying? You just showed the world that you’re unfit to deal with difficulty. Best wishes in your impending retirement, coward.
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a lot of people are saying Jared Polis is terrible for commuting the prison sentence of attempted election thief Tina Peters. they are absolutely correct
May 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
a lot of people are saying Jared Polis is terrible for commuting the prison sentence of attempted election thief Tina Peters. they are absolutely correct
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This is not okay! Colorado Gov. Jared Polis announced today that he’s commuting the sentence of Tina Peters a former county clerk and 2020 election denier who received nine years for tampering with election equipment
May 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
This is not okay! Colorado Gov. Jared Polis announced today that he’s commuting the sentence of Tina Peters a former county clerk and 2020 election denier who received nine years for tampering with election equipment
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It’s ok folks. Susan Collins has assured Jared Polis that Tina Peters has learned her lesson.
May 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
It’s ok folks. Susan Collins has assured Jared Polis that Tina Peters has learned her lesson.
The cowardice of @colorado.gov Jared Polis is incredible. He bent the knee to Trump, freed Tina Peters - a political criminal, & just killed his 2028 aspirations. He just showed how weak he is & how little he values democracy. Stupid!
May 16, 2026 at 1:06 PM
The cowardice of @colorado.gov Jared Polis is incredible. He bent the knee to Trump, freed Tina Peters - a political criminal, & just killed his 2028 aspirations. He just showed how weak he is & how little he values democracy. Stupid!
I was just brushing my teeth before bed & the line “Sean Hannity? More like John Blackandtannity” popped into my head.
Look, I can’t control this fucking brain of mine, I’m just along for the ride.
Look, I can’t control this fucking brain of mine, I’m just along for the ride.
Tiocfaidh ár lá...
May 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I was just brushing my teeth before bed & the line “Sean Hannity? More like John Blackandtannity” popped into my head.
Look, I can’t control this fucking brain of mine, I’m just along for the ride.
Look, I can’t control this fucking brain of mine, I’m just along for the ride.
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do you know how hard it is for british people to not commit atrocities, do you have any idea, any fucking clue
I like John Oliver in general but I also give him bonus points for being a British comedian active in America for 20 years who hasn’t committed an atrocity
May 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
do you know how hard it is for british people to not commit atrocities, do you have any idea, any fucking clue
"They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor" - 2Pac www.huffpost.com/entry/republ...
Republicans Unveil $72 Billion Package For ICE, Trump’s Ballroom
This bill will “continue propping up Trump’s rogue police and wreaking havoc across American communities,” warned Sen. Jeff Merkley (D-Ore.).
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May 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
"They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor" - 2Pac www.huffpost.com/entry/republ...
If you support free speech & journalism, you cannot be a Zionist, full stop. www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/QXY...
From the pics community on Reddit: These are the Journalists killed by Israel over the past 1000 days [oc]
Explore this post and more from the pics community
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May 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
If you support free speech & journalism, you cannot be a Zionist, full stop. www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/QXY...
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“Always remember, your focus determines your reality.”
— George Lucas
— George Lucas
May 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
“Always remember, your focus determines your reality.”
— George Lucas
— George Lucas
Love this series, wish I had Apple TV so I could watch the show.
May 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Love this series, wish I had Apple TV so I could watch the show.
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"It's starting." Goddamn I thought the series premiere of Widow's Bay was funny. Think Fawlty Towers, only instead of John Cleese it's Matthew Rhys and instead of a hotel it's a cursed Stephen King town with a history of horrific atrocities and The Fog That Stole Men's Souls
'Widow's Bay' Episode 1 recap: The Village People
The weirdness keeps bubbling up all over the place.
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May 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"It's starting." Goddamn I thought the series premiere of Widow's Bay was funny. Think Fawlty Towers, only instead of John Cleese it's Matthew Rhys and instead of a hotel it's a cursed Stephen King town with a history of horrific atrocities and The Fog That Stole Men's Souls
Legal in my state, federally illegal still.
April 26, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Legal in my state, federally illegal still.
I know you're thinking, "SPB, you're nuts-"
No. It's been ruled child porn. I am beyond baffled. Do you know how far you have to go to shock me? This is the band that did "Rock You Like A Hurricane," and... child porn cover. Insane.
No. It's been ruled child porn. I am beyond baffled. Do you know how far you have to go to shock me? This is the band that did "Rock You Like A Hurricane," and... child porn cover. Insane.
April 26, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I know you're thinking, "SPB, you're nuts-"
No. It's been ruled child porn. I am beyond baffled. Do you know how far you have to go to shock me? This is the band that did "Rock You Like A Hurricane," and... child porn cover. Insane.
No. It's been ruled child porn. I am beyond baffled. Do you know how far you have to go to shock me? This is the band that did "Rock You Like A Hurricane," and... child porn cover. Insane.
Last night I watched the "better than DAZED & CONFUSED" 1994 episodic ensemble with a tight core stoner comedy-drama THE STONED AGE, and... it is not better than D&C, let's leave it at that.
But, there was a reference several times during the movie to "that chick on the VIRGIN KILLERS cover." 1/2
But, there was a reference several times during the movie to "that chick on the VIRGIN KILLERS cover." 1/2
April 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Last night I watched the "better than DAZED & CONFUSED" 1994 episodic ensemble with a tight core stoner comedy-drama THE STONED AGE, and... it is not better than D&C, let's leave it at that.
But, there was a reference several times during the movie to "that chick on the VIRGIN KILLERS cover." 1/2
But, there was a reference several times during the movie to "that chick on the VIRGIN KILLERS cover." 1/2
"Let He who has not walked into a FUCKING JOB INTERVIEW DISPLAYING MY 38" WAIST x 32" INSEAM cast the first stone."
Me:
Me:
April 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Let He who has not walked into a FUCKING JOB INTERVIEW DISPLAYING MY 38" WAIST x 32" INSEAM cast the first stone."
Me:
Me:
I am so fucking sick of goddamn passwords and two-step verification crap, I honestly want to go back to picking up the newspaper at the gas station, books & videos at stores, writing only with a pen or pencil on paper... fuck the future, I'm sick of it.
April 25, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I am so fucking sick of goddamn passwords and two-step verification crap, I honestly want to go back to picking up the newspaper at the gas station, books & videos at stores, writing only with a pen or pencil on paper... fuck the future, I'm sick of it.
Just started watching DESIGNATED SURVIVOR because while you milquetoast liberals keep jerking off to THE WEST WING, I wanna pretend like the entire goddamn government just got blown the fuck up.
FOR LEGAL PURPOSES, I do not endorse violence. But seriously, all these motherfuckers gotta go.
FOR LEGAL PURPOSES, I do not endorse violence. But seriously, all these motherfuckers gotta go.
April 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Just started watching DESIGNATED SURVIVOR because while you milquetoast liberals keep jerking off to THE WEST WING, I wanna pretend like the entire goddamn government just got blown the fuck up.
FOR LEGAL PURPOSES, I do not endorse violence. But seriously, all these motherfuckers gotta go.
FOR LEGAL PURPOSES, I do not endorse violence. But seriously, all these motherfuckers gotta go.
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Tonight! The Panther Woman takes on The Leopard Man in 35mm at @thecoolidge.bsky.social. Two very excellent films, one rare opportunity. coolidge.org/events/islan...
April 23, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Tonight! The Panther Woman takes on The Leopard Man in 35mm at @thecoolidge.bsky.social. Two very excellent films, one rare opportunity. coolidge.org/events/islan...
