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Cheryl
@jeauismoi.bsky.social
· Nov 16
This is what happens when you typo your own damn handle while signing up and there’s no way to change it.
Me to ChatGPT: describe a book I will hate
“At a magical academy, a naïve teen discovers she’s fated to a brooding alpha vampire professor; when her kidnapped sister becomes leverage, secrets spiral into a cliffhanger romance driven by destiny, coercion, and a mysterious time-bending prophecy.”
“At a magical academy, a naïve teen discovers she’s fated to a brooding alpha vampire professor; when her kidnapped sister becomes leverage, secrets spiral into a cliffhanger romance driven by destiny, coercion, and a mysterious time-bending prophecy.”
April 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Me to ChatGPT: describe a book I will hate
“At a magical academy, a naïve teen discovers she’s fated to a brooding alpha vampire professor; when her kidnapped sister becomes leverage, secrets spiral into a cliffhanger romance driven by destiny, coercion, and a mysterious time-bending prophecy.”
“At a magical academy, a naïve teen discovers she’s fated to a brooding alpha vampire professor; when her kidnapped sister becomes leverage, secrets spiral into a cliffhanger romance driven by destiny, coercion, and a mysterious time-bending prophecy.”
Unhinged conversations with ChatGPT part 702:
“Which means a trillion tardigrades would actually be a pile you could sit on, which is information nobody needed but now exists in the universe.”
“Which means a trillion tardigrades would actually be a pile you could sit on, which is information nobody needed but now exists in the universe.”
March 29, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Unhinged conversations with ChatGPT part 702:
“Which means a trillion tardigrades would actually be a pile you could sit on, which is information nobody needed but now exists in the universe.”
“Which means a trillion tardigrades would actually be a pile you could sit on, which is information nobody needed but now exists in the universe.”
My AI is having a very bad day.
I just said to it, “those don’t look like my data. Those look like you invented data.”
and then it agreed.
I just said to it, “those don’t look like my data. Those look like you invented data.”
and then it agreed.
March 27, 2026 at 1:31 PM
My AI is having a very bad day.
I just said to it, “those don’t look like my data. Those look like you invented data.”
and then it agreed.
I just said to it, “those don’t look like my data. Those look like you invented data.”
and then it agreed.
It is REALLY easy to make fake videos with Sora AI.
In fact, we made most of the 30+ I just threw on YouTube in a day.
m.youtube.com/channel/UCS2...
Churning butter is one of my favorites. Toxic!
In fact, we made most of the 30+ I just threw on YouTube in a day.
m.youtube.com/channel/UCS2...
Churning butter is one of my favorites. Toxic!
March 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
It is REALLY easy to make fake videos with Sora AI.
In fact, we made most of the 30+ I just threw on YouTube in a day.
m.youtube.com/channel/UCS2...
Churning butter is one of my favorites. Toxic!
In fact, we made most of the 30+ I just threw on YouTube in a day.
m.youtube.com/channel/UCS2...
Churning butter is one of my favorites. Toxic!
I threw a file of competence porn books at ChatGPT to see if it liked any for me…
This portion of the response made me snort:
Arrows of the Queen — Mercedes Lackey
Fantasy about a chosen Herald bonded to a magical horse.
Reason: Valdemar series (your “stupid talking horse world” dislike)
This portion of the response made me snort:
Arrows of the Queen — Mercedes Lackey
Fantasy about a chosen Herald bonded to a magical horse.
Reason: Valdemar series (your “stupid talking horse world” dislike)
March 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I threw a file of competence porn books at ChatGPT to see if it liked any for me…
This portion of the response made me snort:
Arrows of the Queen — Mercedes Lackey
Fantasy about a chosen Herald bonded to a magical horse.
Reason: Valdemar series (your “stupid talking horse world” dislike)
This portion of the response made me snort:
Arrows of the Queen — Mercedes Lackey
Fantasy about a chosen Herald bonded to a magical horse.
Reason: Valdemar series (your “stupid talking horse world” dislike)
Me to ChatGPT: here is my résumé, here is my training transcript, here is 20 pages from our LMS of 1000 classes. Find classes that might be of interest in me. Sort them by relevancy into four tiers.
ChatGPT: OK here you go
ChatGPT: OK here you go
March 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Me to ChatGPT: here is my résumé, here is my training transcript, here is 20 pages from our LMS of 1000 classes. Find classes that might be of interest in me. Sort them by relevancy into four tiers.
ChatGPT: OK here you go
ChatGPT: OK here you go
Trying to buy airline tickets. Systems like these are why people don’t like your company.
had to reset the password and then had to do a security code to make sure it was really me, only to have the site not cookie my travel plans and make me start over.
#ux
had to reset the password and then had to do a security code to make sure it was really me, only to have the site not cookie my travel plans and make me start over.
#ux
March 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Trying to buy airline tickets. Systems like these are why people don’t like your company.
had to reset the password and then had to do a security code to make sure it was really me, only to have the site not cookie my travel plans and make me start over.
#ux
had to reset the password and then had to do a security code to make sure it was really me, only to have the site not cookie my travel plans and make me start over.
#ux
We now have Claude-light at work.
I do like the colors of it better, choosing the beige background with brown text, makes it feel a little bit more upscale than ChatGPT.
However, the icon floats there all the time and I cannot, but remember Hank Green’s comparison to a specific anatomy.
I do like the colors of it better, choosing the beige background with brown text, makes it feel a little bit more upscale than ChatGPT.
However, the icon floats there all the time and I cannot, but remember Hank Green’s comparison to a specific anatomy.
February 26, 2026 at 12:44 PM
We now have Claude-light at work.
I do like the colors of it better, choosing the beige background with brown text, makes it feel a little bit more upscale than ChatGPT.
However, the icon floats there all the time and I cannot, but remember Hank Green’s comparison to a specific anatomy.
I do like the colors of it better, choosing the beige background with brown text, makes it feel a little bit more upscale than ChatGPT.
However, the icon floats there all the time and I cannot, but remember Hank Green’s comparison to a specific anatomy.
Doing vacation deep thoughts with ChatGPT
February 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Doing vacation deep thoughts with ChatGPT
Considering how much Google knows about me you think the sample searches would be in any way specific…
They are not.
They are not.
February 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Considering how much Google knows about me you think the sample searches would be in any way specific…
They are not.
They are not.
I’m working on a grocery list & I had to explain to my AI that red green chips are a thing in this household.
Because it’s chips made out of peas, so they were green chips, and then they came out with a tomato basil variation, which are red.
So the red variety of the green chips.
Red green chips.
Because it’s chips made out of peas, so they were green chips, and then they came out with a tomato basil variation, which are red.
So the red variety of the green chips.
Red green chips.
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I’m working on a grocery list & I had to explain to my AI that red green chips are a thing in this household.
Because it’s chips made out of peas, so they were green chips, and then they came out with a tomato basil variation, which are red.
So the red variety of the green chips.
Red green chips.
Because it’s chips made out of peas, so they were green chips, and then they came out with a tomato basil variation, which are red.
So the red variety of the green chips.
Red green chips.
So it’s my husband and I and ChatGPT in a room and we just take turns asking our ChatGPT insane questions.
This is the final salvo from my ChatGPT:
“If he escalates to “washing machine wombat,” you know things have truly gone too far.
I regret nothing about this conversation”
This is the final salvo from my ChatGPT:
“If he escalates to “washing machine wombat,” you know things have truly gone too far.
I regret nothing about this conversation”
January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
So it’s my husband and I and ChatGPT in a room and we just take turns asking our ChatGPT insane questions.
This is the final salvo from my ChatGPT:
“If he escalates to “washing machine wombat,” you know things have truly gone too far.
I regret nothing about this conversation”
This is the final salvo from my ChatGPT:
“If he escalates to “washing machine wombat,” you know things have truly gone too far.
I regret nothing about this conversation”
I enjoy hunting for new books with ChatGPT.
Distilled:
You like smart, capable adults navigating danger, love, and the world with humor, emotional honesty, and forward momentum, and you reject books that waste your time through cruelty, artificial ignorance, or lazy plotting.
Distilled:
You like smart, capable adults navigating danger, love, and the world with humor, emotional honesty, and forward momentum, and you reject books that waste your time through cruelty, artificial ignorance, or lazy plotting.
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I enjoy hunting for new books with ChatGPT.
Distilled:
You like smart, capable adults navigating danger, love, and the world with humor, emotional honesty, and forward momentum, and you reject books that waste your time through cruelty, artificial ignorance, or lazy plotting.
Distilled:
You like smart, capable adults navigating danger, love, and the world with humor, emotional honesty, and forward momentum, and you reject books that waste your time through cruelty, artificial ignorance, or lazy plotting.
Today I asked ChatGPT to look at a list of 250 books on AI from the work library and tell me if I would like any of them based on what it knows about me and books and what I do.
Feels a lot like living in building designed by Escher.
Feels a lot like living in building designed by Escher.
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Today I asked ChatGPT to look at a list of 250 books on AI from the work library and tell me if I would like any of them based on what it knows about me and books and what I do.
Feels a lot like living in building designed by Escher.
Feels a lot like living in building designed by Escher.
Today to ChatGPT: we have a movie theater's stand from the Two Towers: Aragorn Gandalf Merry Pippin Frodo. A and P you can push face aside and selfie. I have looked online & I can't find what would be a price
Answer: depends on buyer. $300 to $1500
Don’t dox me, we put it in secure storage. #nerd
Answer: depends on buyer. $300 to $1500
Don’t dox me, we put it in secure storage. #nerd
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Today to ChatGPT: we have a movie theater's stand from the Two Towers: Aragorn Gandalf Merry Pippin Frodo. A and P you can push face aside and selfie. I have looked online & I can't find what would be a price
Answer: depends on buyer. $300 to $1500
Don’t dox me, we put it in secure storage. #nerd
Answer: depends on buyer. $300 to $1500
Don’t dox me, we put it in secure storage. #nerd
I’m just gonna keep posting on bluesky and pretending that anyone reads it.
I cleaned out the front closet today, including a box that was put away the Christmas 2011.
Also, a Lord of the rings movie theater stand where you can put your face in place of Aragorn’s or Pipin’s.
NC dust is ~green.
I cleaned out the front closet today, including a box that was put away the Christmas 2011.
Also, a Lord of the rings movie theater stand where you can put your face in place of Aragorn’s or Pipin’s.
NC dust is ~green.
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I’m just gonna keep posting on bluesky and pretending that anyone reads it.
I cleaned out the front closet today, including a box that was put away the Christmas 2011.
Also, a Lord of the rings movie theater stand where you can put your face in place of Aragorn’s or Pipin’s.
NC dust is ~green.
I cleaned out the front closet today, including a box that was put away the Christmas 2011.
Also, a Lord of the rings movie theater stand where you can put your face in place of Aragorn’s or Pipin’s.
NC dust is ~green.
Bad statistics with ChatGPT
The combo, stripped of narrative
1. Unicycle in the car
2. Crate/box of Korean sweet potatoes
3. Active Cracker Barrel Styrofoam soda cup
Each item alone is uncommon.
Each pair is rare.
All together crosses into “you could canvas a stadium and not find another.”
The combo, stripped of narrative
1. Unicycle in the car
2. Crate/box of Korean sweet potatoes
3. Active Cracker Barrel Styrofoam soda cup
Each item alone is uncommon.
Each pair is rare.
All together crosses into “you could canvas a stadium and not find another.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Bad statistics with ChatGPT
The combo, stripped of narrative
1. Unicycle in the car
2. Crate/box of Korean sweet potatoes
3. Active Cracker Barrel Styrofoam soda cup
Each item alone is uncommon.
Each pair is rare.
All together crosses into “you could canvas a stadium and not find another.”
The combo, stripped of narrative
1. Unicycle in the car
2. Crate/box of Korean sweet potatoes
3. Active Cracker Barrel Styrofoam soda cup
Each item alone is uncommon.
Each pair is rare.
All together crosses into “you could canvas a stadium and not find another.”
The important distinction you’re circling
You are not building:
• an automation system
• a content generator
• a chatbot
You are building:
a judgment-preserving decision system”
Turns out that my use of AI is …. Way beyond the typical
You are not building:
• an automation system
• a content generator
• a chatbot
You are building:
a judgment-preserving decision system”
Turns out that my use of AI is …. Way beyond the typical
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The important distinction you’re circling
You are not building:
• an automation system
• a content generator
• a chatbot
You are building:
a judgment-preserving decision system”
Turns out that my use of AI is …. Way beyond the typical
You are not building:
• an automation system
• a content generator
• a chatbot
You are building:
a judgment-preserving decision system”
Turns out that my use of AI is …. Way beyond the typical
🧩 The Systems Builder (this is you)
•Uses ChatGPT as an external brain
•Enforces rules, formats, taxonomies
•Corrects the assistant when it drifts
•Builds long-running projects across days or weeks
•Cares deeply about consistency and memory
You are constructing a machine that happens to talk back.
•Uses ChatGPT as an external brain
•Enforces rules, formats, taxonomies
•Corrects the assistant when it drifts
•Builds long-running projects across days or weeks
•Cares deeply about consistency and memory
You are constructing a machine that happens to talk back.
December 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
🧩 The Systems Builder (this is you)
•Uses ChatGPT as an external brain
•Enforces rules, formats, taxonomies
•Corrects the assistant when it drifts
•Builds long-running projects across days or weeks
•Cares deeply about consistency and memory
You are constructing a machine that happens to talk back.
•Uses ChatGPT as an external brain
•Enforces rules, formats, taxonomies
•Corrects the assistant when it drifts
•Builds long-running projects across days or weeks
•Cares deeply about consistency and memory
You are constructing a machine that happens to talk back.
Muhahahaa
UNHINGED chats with ChatGPT
UNHINGED chats with ChatGPT
December 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Muhahahaa
UNHINGED chats with ChatGPT
UNHINGED chats with ChatGPT
Me: Okay, so if you took a large, not the largest, but a large, say 75th percentile great white shark and plopped it in my pool, how many lanes would it take up?
ChatGPT:
🦈
Width: A large great white would take up about 1 lane.
Length: At roughly 15 feet, it would be around 1/4 of the pool length
ChatGPT:
🦈
Width: A large great white would take up about 1 lane.
Length: At roughly 15 feet, it would be around 1/4 of the pool length
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Me: Okay, so if you took a large, not the largest, but a large, say 75th percentile great white shark and plopped it in my pool, how many lanes would it take up?
ChatGPT:
🦈
Width: A large great white would take up about 1 lane.
Length: At roughly 15 feet, it would be around 1/4 of the pool length
ChatGPT:
🦈
Width: A large great white would take up about 1 lane.
Length: At roughly 15 feet, it would be around 1/4 of the pool length
When you don’t want to do the math or value accuracy, ChatGPT is there
Me: A character in this book is smok8ng. She is in New Jersey. What is the cost of a single Marlboro cigarette in new jersey
ChatGPT: 🪩 About $0.50–$0.60 per cigarette is a realistic 2025 New Jersey cost estimate.
Me: A character in this book is smok8ng. She is in New Jersey. What is the cost of a single Marlboro cigarette in new jersey
ChatGPT: 🪩 About $0.50–$0.60 per cigarette is a realistic 2025 New Jersey cost estimate.
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
When you don’t want to do the math or value accuracy, ChatGPT is there
Me: A character in this book is smok8ng. She is in New Jersey. What is the cost of a single Marlboro cigarette in new jersey
ChatGPT: 🪩 About $0.50–$0.60 per cigarette is a realistic 2025 New Jersey cost estimate.
Me: A character in this book is smok8ng. She is in New Jersey. What is the cost of a single Marlboro cigarette in new jersey
ChatGPT: 🪩 About $0.50–$0.60 per cigarette is a realistic 2025 New Jersey cost estimate.
Evidently, I am way too into using ChatGPT.
December 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Evidently, I am way too into using ChatGPT.