Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
✡️🗽🇵🇷
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱.
Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻. ❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills. Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱.
Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻. ❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills. Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
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Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I made an account poking fun at Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish skills. He didn’t like it 😂
X is sooooo sugared up right now he’s just jumping up and down in the living room giggling 😅
November 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
X is sooooo sugared up right now he’s just jumping up and down in the living room giggling 😅
G-d Bless Staten Island I am never leaving
October 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
G-d Bless Staten Island I am never leaving
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Our first stop trick or treating was early voting. Candy and stickers!!!
October 31, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Our first stop trick or treating was early voting. Candy and stickers!!!
Our first stop trick or treating was early voting. Candy and stickers!!!
October 31, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Our first stop trick or treating was early voting. Candy and stickers!!!
Good morning my spooky lovelies. Happy Halloween!! I hope you get a ton of candy today. But first coffee!!
October 31, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Good morning my spooky lovelies. Happy Halloween!! I hope you get a ton of candy today. But first coffee!!
Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon
October 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon
Teen is now the school mascot!!!!!
October 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Teen is now the school mascot!!!!!
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Today’s mood.
Happy 51st, GOAT of #tabloidheds
Happy 51st, GOAT of #tabloidheds
October 30, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Today’s mood.
Happy 51st, GOAT of #tabloidheds
Happy 51st, GOAT of #tabloidheds
Good morning loves. I hope your day is peaceful and only good things happen. But first coffee!!
October 30, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Good morning loves. I hope your day is peaceful and only good things happen. But first coffee!!
Starting my Patrick Stewart ZT”L memorial next gen binge watch with the pilot and then I’ll gradually watch my way through the whole series. This is my sitting shiva I guess 😭
October 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Starting my Patrick Stewart ZT”L memorial next gen binge watch with the pilot and then I’ll gradually watch my way through the whole series. This is my sitting shiva I guess 😭
I am truly devastated about this may his memory be a blessing 😭
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Stage giant Patrick Stewart, of ‘Star Trek’ and 'X-Men' fame, dies at 86. -
October 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I am truly devastated about this may his memory be a blessing 😭
Good morning gorgeous humans! I hope all the trunk or treats you do today have very yummy treats. But first coffee!!
October 29, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Good morning gorgeous humans! I hope all the trunk or treats you do today have very yummy treats. But first coffee!!
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Ramen noodles at school costume day
October 28, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Ramen noodles at school costume day
Good morning hotties. Have a happy candy filled day. But first coffee!!
October 28, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Good morning hotties. Have a happy candy filled day. But first coffee!!
Good morning amigos! Kick ass. Take names. Eat pie. But first coffee!
October 27, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Good morning amigos! Kick ass. Take names. Eat pie. But first coffee!
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Let’s forget for a minute not being able to come up with three words about your own child…
Why do you think some janky secretary robot knows your own child better than you?
Why do you think some janky secretary robot knows your own child better than you?
October 26, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Let’s forget for a minute not being able to come up with three words about your own child…
Why do you think some janky secretary robot knows your own child better than you?
Why do you think some janky secretary robot knows your own child better than you?
Good morning amigos. Happy Monday! I hope you have a sane and productive day. But first coffee!!
October 26, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Good morning amigos. Happy Monday! I hope you have a sane and productive day. But first coffee!!
Can I just say for the record that I fucking LOVE Cheesecake Factory and I really don’t like all this snobby negativity around it ok as you were 😅
October 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Can I just say for the record that I fucking LOVE Cheesecake Factory and I really don’t like all this snobby negativity around it ok as you were 😅
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This is real evidence of societal decay. My No. 1 complaint to the Mets every season.
Freshly cut grass, hot dogs, cold beer, the crack of a bat and the sound of an organ playing: Few places are as distinct as a baseball stadium.
But live organists are disappearing. Only 10 of the 30 MLB teams tell NBC News they have someone performing at every game.
But live organists are disappearing. Only 10 of the 30 MLB teams tell NBC News they have someone performing at every game.
The disappearance of the baseball stadium organist
Only 10 of the 30 teams in Major League Baseball have a full-time organist perform each game.
nbcnews.to
October 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This is real evidence of societal decay. My No. 1 complaint to the Mets every season.
Apple/pumpkin picking with the offsprings
October 25, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Apple/pumpkin picking with the offsprings