Joe Magician 🧙♂️
@joemagician.bsky.social
I don't know any magic tricks except how to turn 1 paragraph into a 40 minute video
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People continually call House of the dragon fan fiction, a not faithful adaptation. But hey, those last 5 episodes where they ran through huge events like bullet points, scandalous events no one would ever believe, wild sex rumors, and a lack of character depth? That is exactly Fire and Blood.
September 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
People continually call House of the dragon fan fiction, a not faithful adaptation. But hey, those last 5 episodes where they ran through huge events like bullet points, scandalous events no one would ever believe, wild sex rumors, and a lack of character depth? That is exactly Fire and Blood.
I've seen the comments asking when I'm streaming next in the words of Aegon, I'M ALIVVVVVEEEE. Live tomorrow, Sunday 5PM ET: full House of the Dragon S3 review & reaction. Drop questions below, hang in chat. Discord opens during the stream, going free w/ patron tiers. www.youtube.com/live/hGIKALr...
Everything I loved and hated about HOTD season 3 LIVE
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August 22, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I've seen the comments asking when I'm streaming next in the words of Aegon, I'M ALIVVVVVEEEE. Live tomorrow, Sunday 5PM ET: full House of the Dragon S3 review & reaction. Drop questions below, hang in chat. Discord opens during the stream, going free w/ patron tiers. www.youtube.com/live/hGIKALr...
Prince Erling of the Targaryen dynasty, lesser known Prince from the Haaland cadet branch. Big fan of rowing.
July 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Prince Erling of the Targaryen dynasty, lesser known Prince from the Haaland cadet branch. Big fan of rowing.
His powers keep growing. What can't he do? A thousand rats and one.
Waiting for @joemagician.bsky.social to release a video about how Larys Strong was skin-changing into all those rats. #HOTD
Tick Tock Samuel L Jackson
ALT: Tick Tock Samuel L Jackson
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July 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
His powers keep growing. What can't he do? A thousand rats and one.
My House of the Dragon season 3 review is now live! It's pretty great y'all youtu.be/hBILrak90Ko?...
Everything I Loved (and Hated) About House of the Dragon Season 3 #houseofthedragon
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June 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
My House of the Dragon season 3 review is now live! It's pretty great y'all youtu.be/hBILrak90Ko?...
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*reads CNN for investigation updates*
April 26, 2026 at 12:57 PM
*reads CNN for investigation updates*
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when you're not a morning person but you get a morning person job, everyone tells you you'll get used to waking up early but i'm here to tell you that's a fat fucking lie
April 8, 2026 at 11:38 AM
when you're not a morning person but you get a morning person job, everyone tells you you'll get used to waking up early but i'm here to tell you that's a fat fucking lie
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Ser Duncan the Tall and Egg from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
Also my first attempt with the watercolour set I bought in Japan. Results are... uhhh.:: mixed.
Also my first attempt with the watercolour set I bought in Japan. Results are... uhhh.:: mixed.
March 17, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Ser Duncan the Tall and Egg from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
Also my first attempt with the watercolour set I bought in Japan. Results are... uhhh.:: mixed.
Also my first attempt with the watercolour set I bought in Japan. Results are... uhhh.:: mixed.
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Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time
March 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Yeah I’m excited about Dune 3. Dune 3 chicks at the same time
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I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it
March 5, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it
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A big deal about the Team USA hockey clusterfuck is that it is resonating strongly with female fans as a reason to stop watching and interacting with the NHL. The NHL long ago captured all the white men they're gonna get to the sport, the huge growth they've seen recently is women and non whites.
February 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
A big deal about the Team USA hockey clusterfuck is that it is resonating strongly with female fans as a reason to stop watching and interacting with the NHL. The NHL long ago captured all the white men they're gonna get to the sport, the huge growth they've seen recently is women and non whites.
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Milkshake puck
U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.
February 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Milkshake puck
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back with a new too many men to talk about... well... everything from the last few days.
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📺 youtu.be/jPHBcJwLoM4
February 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
back with a new too many men to talk about... well... everything from the last few days.
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🍏 open.spotify.com/show/4sLq1SB...
📺 youtu.be/jPHBcJwLoM4
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
🍏 open.spotify.com/show/4sLq1SB...
📺 youtu.be/jPHBcJwLoM4
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the 'everything is so political' and 'everyone is so negative' comments are something else.
I don't think anyone wanted this moment to be political -- but the men's team made it that. Accepting an invite to the SOTU made it that.
www.huffpost.com/entry/jack-h...
I don't think anyone wanted this moment to be political -- but the men's team made it that. Accepting an invite to the SOTU made it that.
www.huffpost.com/entry/jack-h...
February 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
the 'everything is so political' and 'everyone is so negative' comments are something else.
I don't think anyone wanted this moment to be political -- but the men's team made it that. Accepting an invite to the SOTU made it that.
www.huffpost.com/entry/jack-h...
I don't think anyone wanted this moment to be political -- but the men's team made it that. Accepting an invite to the SOTU made it that.
www.huffpost.com/entry/jack-h...
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i do not need the dunkin bucket. i do not need the dunkin bucket. i do not need 48 oz of iced coffee. girl do not do it
February 24, 2026 at 11:35 AM
i do not need the dunkin bucket. i do not need the dunkin bucket. i do not need 48 oz of iced coffee. girl do not do it
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happy twin peaks day
a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says diane 11:30 am february 24th
Alt: Agent Cooper speaking into his tape recorder while driving says “diane, 11:30 am february 24th. Entering the town of twin peaks.”
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February 24, 2026 at 11:47 AM
happy twin peaks day
Pop tarts are objectively quite bad with the most cardboard tasting strudel casing ever and yet I will still house a box of them
What's an objectively mediocre or downright garbage food that you will love forever?
February 22, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Pop tarts are objectively quite bad with the most cardboard tasting strudel casing ever and yet I will still house a box of them
New video out today!! A deep dive into the Targaryens, raymun fossoway's racist rant in a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, and how human are the dragon House really? youtu.be/k4SBuTUeauU
🧙 Exactly how human are the Targaryens? | #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
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February 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
New video out today!! A deep dive into the Targaryens, raymun fossoway's racist rant in a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, and how human are the dragon House really? youtu.be/k4SBuTUeauU
Wowow some huge news: Dunk survives?!?! In an interview with Decider with Dexter Sol Ansell and Peter Claffey, Dexter says that he heard directly from the word of God GRRM that Duncan the Tall survives Summerhall. Now begins the great Dunk search! Where did our huge hedge knight go?
February 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Wowow some huge news: Dunk survives?!?! In an interview with Decider with Dexter Sol Ansell and Peter Claffey, Dexter says that he heard directly from the word of God GRRM that Duncan the Tall survives Summerhall. Now begins the great Dunk search! Where did our huge hedge knight go?
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All men are fools, and all men are knights where women are concerned. We’re going to explore the lines from the puppet show, talk about the identities of the puppets Florian the Fool and Jonquil and what the show is telling us about Dunk. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
All men are fools, and all men are knights where women are concerned. We’re going to explore the lines from the puppet show, talk about the identities of the puppets Florian the Fool and Jonquil and what the show is telling us about Dunk. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
🧙 Why Florian the Fool matters to Duncan the Tall #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
YouTube video by Joe Magician
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January 31, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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All men are fools, and all men are knights where women are concerned. We’re going to explore the lines from the puppet show, talk about the identities of the puppets Florian the Fool and Jonquil and what the show is telling us about Dunk. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
All men are fools, and all men are knights where women are concerned. We’re going to explore the lines from the puppet show, talk about the identities of the puppets Florian the Fool and Jonquil and what the show is telling us about Dunk. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
youtu.be/IZ3NR9I8Y6A
All men are fools, and all men are knights where women are concerned. We’re going to explore the lines from the puppet show, talk about the identities of the puppets Florian the Fool and Jonquil and what the show is telling us about Dunk. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
All men are fools, and all men are knights where women are concerned. We’re going to explore the lines from the puppet show, talk about the identities of the puppets Florian the Fool and Jonquil and what the show is telling us about Dunk. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
🧙 Why Florian the Fool matters to Duncan the Tall #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
YouTube video by Joe Magician
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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All men are fools, and all men are knights where women are concerned. We’re going to explore the lines from the puppet show, talk about the identities of the puppets Florian the Fool and Jonquil and what the show is telling us about Dunk. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
All men are fools, and all men are knights where women are concerned. We’re going to explore the lines from the puppet show, talk about the identities of the puppets Florian the Fool and Jonquil and what the show is telling us about Dunk. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms
Can't help but notice while I'm editing my video that the puppet of Florian the Fool looks suspiciously like Dunk. Same big blue eyes, facial structure and proportions, nose shape, lips, eyebrows. A really nice detail to drive it home how they are similar. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms #dunkandegg
January 29, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Can't help but notice while I'm editing my video that the puppet of Florian the Fool looks suspiciously like Dunk. Same big blue eyes, facial structure and proportions, nose shape, lips, eyebrows. A really nice detail to drive it home how they are similar. #aknightofthesevenkingdoms #dunkandegg
After talking with folks and reading my comments, figured I would make a video that serves as an introduction and then deep dive into the Hedge Knight and A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Where are we? When are we? Is Old Nan alive? I'll give you all you need to know.
youtu.be/T-usBfEygBI
youtu.be/T-usBfEygBI
🧙 Everything you want to know about A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms explained
YouTube video by Joe Magician
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January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
After talking with folks and reading my comments, figured I would make a video that serves as an introduction and then deep dive into the Hedge Knight and A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Where are we? When are we? Is Old Nan alive? I'll give you all you need to know.
youtu.be/T-usBfEygBI
youtu.be/T-usBfEygBI