John Reinan
@johnnyasheville.bsky.social
Former newspaper reporter, now bass player. Proud grad of Fergus Falls High School. Trans parent.
The Minnesota Vikings are 2-0. Their kicker, Will Reichard, is personally 2-0.
October 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The Minnesota Vikings are 2-0. Their kicker, Will Reichard, is personally 2-0.
We spend so much money on the military — how is it possible that a couple months of relatively low-level warfare can deplete our munitions? Seems with what we spend, we oughta have a pretty big stockpile.
August 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
We spend so much money on the military — how is it possible that a couple months of relatively low-level warfare can deplete our munitions? Seems with what we spend, we oughta have a pretty big stockpile.
Frank Howard towers over Boog Powell.
August 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Frank Howard towers over Boog Powell.
By the way, the GOP is coming for gay marriage next.
July 6, 2026 at 2:44 AM
By the way, the GOP is coming for gay marriage next.
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More people have been detained for touching Trump’s green water algae pond than have ever been arrested or detained for touching children in the Trump - Epstein files.
June 21, 2026 at 1:49 AM
More people have been detained for touching Trump’s green water algae pond than have ever been arrested or detained for touching children in the Trump - Epstein files.
The amount of Knicks merch that will be sold is insane.
June 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
The amount of Knicks merch that will be sold is insane.
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The struggle is real
June 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The struggle is real
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“Women are just too emotional to be president.” 🙄
June 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
“Women are just too emotional to be president.” 🙄
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Mike Lee has posted 37 times in the last 24 hours about Hegseth removing the Mormons from the Pentagon’s approved list of recognized Christian denominations.
June 7, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Mike Lee has posted 37 times in the last 24 hours about Hegseth removing the Mormons from the Pentagon’s approved list of recognized Christian denominations.
We saw Devil Wears Prada2 and I’m tellin’ ya, KAT is not getting that cameo if he’s still a Wolve.
May 5, 2026 at 9:49 PM
We saw Devil Wears Prada2 and I’m tellin’ ya, KAT is not getting that cameo if he’s still a Wolve.
I generally prefer to rip the band-aid off.
May 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I generally prefer to rip the band-aid off.
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Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years
April 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years
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Anyway. I’m glad nobody was hurt and I’m sure the journalists who attended the WHCD will not center themselves and their personal experiences and instead remain focused on holding the powerful accountable and informing the people about their government.
April 26, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Anyway. I’m glad nobody was hurt and I’m sure the journalists who attended the WHCD will not center themselves and their personal experiences and instead remain focused on holding the powerful accountable and informing the people about their government.
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Just a reminder
Speaker Mike Johnson personally represents one of the most gerrymandered districts in the country.
Louisiana six congressional District
Speaker Mike Johnson personally represents one of the most gerrymandered districts in the country.
Louisiana six congressional District
April 22, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Just a reminder
Speaker Mike Johnson personally represents one of the most gerrymandered districts in the country.
Louisiana six congressional District
Speaker Mike Johnson personally represents one of the most gerrymandered districts in the country.
Louisiana six congressional District
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Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.
April 22, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.
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Know who was really weak on crime? Boniface II. A goddamn Ostrogoth. Don’t get me started.
April 18, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Know who was really weak on crime? Boniface II. A goddamn Ostrogoth. Don’t get me started.
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in negotiations to stop the spiders that crawl into my mouth at night, i have agreed to let the spiders continue to crawl into my mouth at night. i will also pay them ten dollars
April 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
in negotiations to stop the spiders that crawl into my mouth at night, i have agreed to let the spiders continue to crawl into my mouth at night. i will also pay them ten dollars
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who's this guy, my elementary school bus driver?
TRUMP: IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW
April 9, 2026 at 9:16 PM
who's this guy, my elementary school bus driver?
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Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
April 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...
The whole intent of the Electoral College was to keep someone like Trump from becoming president.
April 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The whole intent of the Electoral College was to keep someone like Trump from becoming president.
For basically our entire history, South Carolina has been the worst state in the USA. But I love Dawn Staley. So, go Gamecocks.
April 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
For basically our entire history, South Carolina has been the worst state in the USA. But I love Dawn Staley. So, go Gamecocks.
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really can't be said enough that this case was decided by the same court that decided plessy v. ferguson. if they could have found a plausible rationale to limit birthright citizenship they would have done it. but there is none! the text is as clear as constitutional language can be.
Today is the 128th anniversary of the Supreme Court’s decision on birthright citizenship in U.S. v. Wong Ark Kim.
March 29, 2026 at 12:39 AM
really can't be said enough that this case was decided by the same court that decided plessy v. ferguson. if they could have found a plausible rationale to limit birthright citizenship they would have done it. but there is none! the text is as clear as constitutional language can be.