James Olvera
@jolvera.bsky.social
Have an appreciation for good beer, quality eats & crappy jokes.
A game!! Finish this shit so us early risers can go to bed!! #MondayNightFootball
October 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
A game!! Finish this shit so us early risers can go to bed!! #MondayNightFootball
Can another country go in & topple the regime if he wins🤔
April 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Can another country go in & topple the regime if he wins🤔
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what happened to if you have time to lean you have time to clean. or does that only apply to me making $7.25/hr to sell shitty frozen yogurt and not the highly paid murder squad
March 23, 2026 at 5:26 PM
what happened to if you have time to lean you have time to clean. or does that only apply to me making $7.25/hr to sell shitty frozen yogurt and not the highly paid murder squad
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“You whack, you twisted, your girls a hoe, you broke, the kid ain’t yours and everybody know…”- Barbara Walters
March 24, 2026 at 1:02 PM
“You whack, you twisted, your girls a hoe, you broke, the kid ain’t yours and everybody know…”- Barbara Walters
I feel like the QuikTrip cleaning robot is intentionally getting in front of me & I'm pretty close to squaring up 👊🏽💥
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I feel like the QuikTrip cleaning robot is intentionally getting in front of me & I'm pretty close to squaring up 👊🏽💥
Pfft! This is just cocoa powder sprinkled over damn regular Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pfft! This is just cocoa powder sprinkled over damn regular Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Therapist: So, when did your anxiety start?
Me:
Me:
October 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Therapist: So, when did your anxiety start?
Me:
Me:
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
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Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
I might, if I happen to see them on my way back to the freezer section for free samples.
September 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I might, if I happen to see them on my way back to the freezer section for free samples.
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As a reminder to folks why the US is involved in helping Ukraine it was because thats what we agreed to "if" Russia did exactly what its doing now
Former US President Clinton says he got Ukraine to give up their nuclear weapons in 1994 Budapest Memorandum
And says that Russia would not have invaded Ukraine, if Ukraine still had it's nuclear weapons
And says that Russia would not have invaded Ukraine, if Ukraine still had it's nuclear weapons
August 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
As a reminder to folks why the US is involved in helping Ukraine it was because thats what we agreed to "if" Russia did exactly what its doing now
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Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.
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Based on the Chicago Cubs baseball schedule, 40 years ago today (1985), Ferris Bueller took a day off. #80s #80smovie #ChicagoCubs #SaveFerris
June 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Based on the Chicago Cubs baseball schedule, 40 years ago today (1985), Ferris Bueller took a day off. #80s #80smovie #ChicagoCubs #SaveFerris
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Ditching the weirdest guy on earth to fuck the 2nd weirdest guy on earth
Did not have Musk stealing Steven Miller's wife on my bingo card.
May 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ditching the weirdest guy on earth to fuck the 2nd weirdest guy on earth
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Here’s a list of President Biden’s many accomplishments. Thank you Joe. 💙🙏
May 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Here’s a list of President Biden’s many accomplishments. Thank you Joe. 💙🙏
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Funny how Joe Biden has been diagnosed with cancer but I haven’t heard a dementia diagnosis yet.
May 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Funny how Joe Biden has been diagnosed with cancer but I haven’t heard a dementia diagnosis yet.
Happy Cinco de Mayo🪅🎉🪇
May 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Happy Cinco de Mayo🪅🎉🪇
It's Tidal for me
Both of these Fiona Apple albums are classics, but which one do you enjoy more?
album.ink/FAtidal
album.ink/fionaappleWTP
album.ink/FAtidal
album.ink/fionaappleWTP
May 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's Tidal for me
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The follow-up should've been "Why is it that as president of the United States, nobody has briefed you on an assassination attempt against a sitting governor?"
But we don't have that type of journalism anymore.
But we don't have that type of journalism anymore.
“Mr President, someone tried to kill the governor of Pennsylvania and his family. Your thoughts?”
Him: I just heard about it.
Next question:
“Mr. President, you just got a perfect bill of health. How do you do it?!”
What an absolute joke.
Him: I just heard about it.
Next question:
“Mr. President, you just got a perfect bill of health. How do you do it?!”
What an absolute joke.
"I just heard about it" -- Trump opined at length about the Masters while talking to reporters this morning but played completely dumb about the arson attack targeting Gov. Shapiro
April 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The follow-up should've been "Why is it that as president of the United States, nobody has briefed you on an assassination attempt against a sitting governor?"
But we don't have that type of journalism anymore.
But we don't have that type of journalism anymore.