📍 District of Columbia (he/him)
Orlando: It’s a me, Mario!
DC: This fukkin’ submarine will kill people without being detected!!!
Orlando: It’s a me, Mario!
DC: This fukkin’ submarine will kill people without being detected!!!
Here's the memorandum -->
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...
Thank you for your patience as this work continues citywide.
Each of them raises the Needle (an index of DC quality of life) by an unusually large 50 points.
Each of them raises the Needle (an index of DC quality of life) by an unusually large 50 points.
TRUMP: Probably around $200 million. I'm not ripping it down. I'll be using the steel. So we're using the structure. We're using some of the marble.
One note: I reduced my ebike use when the price increased in August. #bikeDC
One note: I reduced my ebike use when the price increased in August. #bikeDC
There is no bike lane on this street right now.
(Columbia Rd NW b/w 16th and 17th Sts.)
There is no bike lane on this street right now.
(Columbia Rd NW b/w 16th and 17th Sts.)
Its Trump-appointed chair is openly hostile to LGBT people and threw out the agency’s guidance on sexual harassment just so queers could be humiliated at work.
Its Trump-appointed chair is openly hostile to LGBT people and threw out the agency’s guidance on sexual harassment just so queers could be humiliated at work.
Be downtown, and fall on your ass.
Be downtown, and fall on your ass.