Insatiably optimistic Blazers fan
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Walking through doors head first since ‘98
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Substack: https://substack.com/@jp0e?utm_campaign=profile&utm_medium=profile-page
#ripcity
Substack: https://substack.com/@jp0e?utm_campaign=profile&utm_medium=profile-page
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i took to substack for my first article and it's a lengthy one. Lebron's recent struggles got me feeling sentimental, so here's my experiences growing up with Lebron on my TV for all but 4 years of my life.
#nba #lebron #basketball
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It's Letime
The pivotal stretch 22 years in the making, is it time for Lebron to go into that good night? Below is my experience having grown up with Lebron.
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With lebron having a big night, the developments of luka and what that means for competing in his twilight, figured its a good time to replug this article i wrote a couple months ago for the new folks on here.
just had an incredible adrenaline rush
I survived 5:27.22 (44 correct answers) on the NBA Career Map Quiz. Can you beat my time? hoopsmatic.com/nba-career-m...
I survived 5:27.22 (44 correct answers) on the NBA Career Map Quiz. Can you beat my time? hoopsmatic.com/nba-career-m...
NBA Career Map Quiz: how many players can you identify by their journey?
The route is shown, the name isn't. Guess NBA players from their career journey — how long can you last?
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September 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
just had an incredible adrenaline rush
I survived 5:27.22 (44 correct answers) on the NBA Career Map Quiz. Can you beat my time? hoopsmatic.com/nba-career-m...
I survived 5:27.22 (44 correct answers) on the NBA Career Map Quiz. Can you beat my time? hoopsmatic.com/nba-career-m...
He really is an amazing bruce wayne
I absolutely LOVE this.
Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen.
This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen.
This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
September 12, 2026 at 3:44 AM
He really is an amazing bruce wayne
My 9/11 story is that im gen Z and i know i have memories from before that day. My mom ‘abandoned’ me for the first time at daycare which would have started a few days before the 11th. It was my first memory lol
September 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
My 9/11 story is that im gen Z and i know i have memories from before that day. My mom ‘abandoned’ me for the first time at daycare which would have started a few days before the 11th. It was my first memory lol
Taj gibson AND deandre jordan is certainly an unction
The New Orleans Pelicans are trading Jordan Hawkins, Micah Peavy, a future second-round pick and a future second-round pick swap to the Memphis Grizzlies for AJ Johnson and Taj Gibson, sources tell ESPN.
September 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Taj gibson AND deandre jordan is certainly an unction
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What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
September 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA https://theonion.com/sophie-cunningham-claims-any-woman-who-averages-more-than-8-points-per-game-should-not-be-allowed-to-play-in-wnba/
August 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA https://theonion.com/sophie-cunningham-claims-any-woman-who-averages-more-than-8-points-per-game-should-not-be-allowed-to-play-in-wnba/
The goal posts for this have moved so incredibly fast. Not even a months gone by and they went from “trans people shouldnt play sports” to “the wnba shouldnt exist.”
Fox host: WNBA players are “proving that women shouldn't have a league. It's too dramatic.”
August 27, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The goal posts for this have moved so incredibly fast. Not even a months gone by and they went from “trans people shouldnt play sports” to “the wnba shouldnt exist.”
Fucking absurd that this guy isnt getting an outright ban from all arenas. If anybody else tried this they would have gotten a face full of hardwood, a night in jail and lifetime bans. Cathy engelbert needs to go asap!
August 26, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Fucking absurd that this guy isnt getting an outright ban from all arenas. If anybody else tried this they would have gotten a face full of hardwood, a night in jail and lifetime bans. Cathy engelbert needs to go asap!
I had better get a fucking ballot in the mail
August 24, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I had better get a fucking ballot in the mail
If enes kanter isnt banned from both wnba and nba arenas by the time i wake up cathy engelbert has got to go
August 24, 2026 at 5:03 AM
If enes kanter isnt banned from both wnba and nba arenas by the time i wake up cathy engelbert has got to go
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Kinda weird Kanter isn’t in handcuffs. Never seen a guy at a game ask a player to fight (man or woman) from 10 feet away and not get lumberjack match’d by security.
August 24, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Kinda weird Kanter isn’t in handcuffs. Never seen a guy at a game ask a player to fight (man or woman) from 10 feet away and not get lumberjack match’d by security.
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the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars
August 22, 2026 at 9:41 PM
the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars
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you'll never guess what this in response to
There is no plan. We are losing the Iran War and the economy is on the toilet. Those are facts.
August 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
you'll never guess what this in response to
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The entire Clippers/Kawhi thing is very 2026. If you’re rich, you can (apparently) do whatever you want. If you’re involved in a scandal, it might even advance your career. If you’re the press, you’ll get vilified for exposing it.
August 17, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The entire Clippers/Kawhi thing is very 2026. If you’re rich, you can (apparently) do whatever you want. If you’re involved in a scandal, it might even advance your career. If you’re the press, you’ll get vilified for exposing it.
Silver and the NBA should’ve never let Ballmer into the league. Who woulda thought an owner 100 billion richer than any other owner would pull some slimy shit then threaten litigation to get his way. I fully expect this to be an issue that arises regularly now.
August 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Silver and the NBA should’ve never let Ballmer into the league. Who woulda thought an owner 100 billion richer than any other owner would pull some slimy shit then threaten litigation to get his way. I fully expect this to be an issue that arises regularly now.
sad day for the hater in me
Tonight might be the final night we ever see doc rivers and russell westbrook on an nba court.
August 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
sad day for the hater in me
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That’s my motherfucking center
August 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
That’s my motherfucking center
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“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok”
Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
August 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok”
Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
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If you voted today, you're in the game. If you didn't, you're in the bleachers. This November, join the team. We're going to need you on the field.
August 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
If you voted today, you're in the game. If you didn't, you're in the bleachers. This November, join the team. We're going to need you on the field.
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Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
July 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
Among many infuriating details, why the fuck was he told he needed to be off mental health meds to be accepted into the military. None of this is surprising but god damn….
ICE officer who shot Colombian man in Maine has history of threatening behavior and mental illness, family and court documents say.
AP Exclusive: ICE officer in Maine shooting has history of violent behavior, family and records say
The Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer who shot a Colombian man in Maine this week is an Army veteran who has struggled with serious mental health issues since early childhood, according to close relatives who spoke to The Associated Press.
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July 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Among many infuriating details, why the fuck was he told he needed to be off mental health meds to be accepted into the military. None of this is surprising but god damn….
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July 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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What do we get first?
An update on Mitch McConnell's health, or LeBron's announcement?
An update on Mitch McConnell's health, or LeBron's announcement?
July 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
What do we get first?
An update on Mitch McConnell's health, or LeBron's announcement?
An update on Mitch McConnell's health, or LeBron's announcement?
Goal keeper just had his 2021 ben simmons moment
July 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Goal keeper just had his 2021 ben simmons moment