JB Long
@jumpbuttoncb.bsky.social
game designer, writer, occasional voice actor, pro-wrestler once upon a time
previously: design director for antonblast, antonball deluxe
previously: design director for antonblast, antonball deluxe
random 2025-2026 sketchbook snippets for the void before I start my new one
September 11, 2026 at 5:40 AM
random 2025-2026 sketchbook snippets for the void before I start my new one
just heard the PHYSINT news
September 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
just heard the PHYSINT news
Happy 30th, Crash. Somewhere deep down I still feel Crash is my favorite thing in the world. But on the surface, I have severe OCD, and lately, it triggers some thought loops of very painful memories, experiences, and relationships. As a result I've felt kinda... distant from it for a while now.
September 9, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Happy 30th, Crash. Somewhere deep down I still feel Crash is my favorite thing in the world. But on the surface, I have severe OCD, and lately, it triggers some thought loops of very painful memories, experiences, and relationships. As a result I've felt kinda... distant from it for a while now.
half listening to the zelda direct and suddenly hearing the deadpan "did you enjoy the slowly building tension"
September 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
half listening to the zelda direct and suddenly hearing the deadpan "did you enjoy the slowly building tension"
i honestly am super tired of having to term mute all my favorite things and reset my YT algo because some needle dick decided to scrape a back end at the right time
Sora's Emotional Breakdown in Kingdom Hearts
ALT: Sora's Emotional Breakdown in Kingdom Hearts
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September 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
i honestly am super tired of having to term mute all my favorite things and reset my YT algo because some needle dick decided to scrape a back end at the right time
I think what agitates me about criticism discourse is that often the most critical among us believe — and sometimes very loudly proclaim — that being very critical or very negative means we are more aware, more intelligent, or more anticonsumption. People love highlighting their "good" taste.
September 8, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I think what agitates me about criticism discourse is that often the most critical among us believe — and sometimes very loudly proclaim — that being very critical or very negative means we are more aware, more intelligent, or more anticonsumption. People love highlighting their "good" taste.
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The announcement will come soon, it just doesn’t feel right coming tomorrow. We thank you for your understanding ❤️
September 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The announcement will come soon, it just doesn’t feel right coming tomorrow. We thank you for your understanding ❤️
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Curse Crackers: For Whom the Belle Toils is $1.04 on Steam buff.ly/jPj8E2k
September 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Curse Crackers: For Whom the Belle Toils is $1.04 on Steam buff.ly/jPj8E2k
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BANDCAMP FRIDAY!!!
bandcamp friday tomorrow!!! be sure to pick up some of my soundtracks!!! :)))
September 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
BANDCAMP FRIDAY!!!
noticed the score in the drug den and first shootout sequence of the GTA 6 demo video sounds like it interpolates "get innocuous!" by lcd soundsystem (which itself was in GTA4) as its main motif but i may just be a dumb musically deficient dipshit i dunno
September 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
noticed the score in the drug den and first shootout sequence of the GTA 6 demo video sounds like it interpolates "get innocuous!" by lcd soundsystem (which itself was in GTA4) as its main motif but i may just be a dumb musically deficient dipshit i dunno
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PROJEKT GODHAND 2.0 is here. The story continues, and chaos descends. Witness "purgatorio", unlike anything you've seen before. #PK_GODHAND
store.steampowered.com/app/2978440/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2978440/...
September 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
PROJEKT GODHAND 2.0 is here. The story continues, and chaos descends. Witness "purgatorio", unlike anything you've seen before. #PK_GODHAND
store.steampowered.com/app/2978440/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2978440/...
i was going to post a gif of the part in KH3's opening where Xehanort smiles up at the glowing light of Kingdom Hearts in the sky and be like "me rn" but accidentally paused on this frame where Sora's hair gets blown back by his keyblade energy and makes him look super off model and got distracted
August 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
i was going to post a gif of the part in KH3's opening where Xehanort smiles up at the glowing light of Kingdom Hearts in the sky and be like "me rn" but accidentally paused on this frame where Sora's hair gets blown back by his keyblade energy and makes him look super off model and got distracted
why does every game got the same boss health bar now man, get this limp, screen-width, name-and-title red rectangle out of my life
August 27, 2026 at 7:16 AM
why does every game got the same boss health bar now man, get this limp, screen-width, name-and-title red rectangle out of my life
nomura said in famitsu that kingdom hearts 4's script is "a little less than twice as big as KH3's" and that news is legitimately a non-insignificant boost to my morale
August 27, 2026 at 7:10 AM
nomura said in famitsu that kingdom hearts 4's script is "a little less than twice as big as KH3's" and that news is legitimately a non-insignificant boost to my morale
i have now seen lego crash bandicoot and epic megagames has been forgiven (for the crash model not all the other things)
August 27, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i have now seen lego crash bandicoot and epic megagames has been forgiven (for the crash model not all the other things)
"This time, I shall reign triumphant!"
August 26, 2026 at 7:10 AM
"This time, I shall reign triumphant!"
epic megagames please explain the ongoing rapid lerp towards this value
August 26, 2026 at 4:12 AM
epic megagames please explain the ongoing rapid lerp towards this value
No idea why or how, but Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is going to be in Quadratum and play a role in the new arc, Nomura already said at one point he wanted to use Oswald and "couldn't" and I'm pretty sure it's tied into that. I had a genuine theory for this the other day But I Completely Forgot It lol
August 25, 2026 at 8:56 AM
No idea why or how, but Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is going to be in Quadratum and play a role in the new arc, Nomura already said at one point he wanted to use Oswald and "couldn't" and I'm pretty sure it's tied into that. I had a genuine theory for this the other day But I Completely Forgot It lol
Crash Bandicoot From Fort Nite looks like one of those 2000s Bishounen fan art pages where everyone is really skinny and tall and cute with a few identifying traits thrown in because the artist never learned how to draw people any other way
August 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Crash Bandicoot From Fort Nite looks like one of those 2000s Bishounen fan art pages where everyone is really skinny and tall and cute with a few identifying traits thrown in because the artist never learned how to draw people any other way
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every time a youtube video says "20 years ago" I silently implode
August 21, 2026 at 9:54 AM
every time a youtube video says "20 years ago" I silently implode
358/2 Days.
So basically, I shack up in Twilight Town and ride out the year until Sora wakes up, knowing full well nothing particularly bad happens during that period.
To me or the town. Nothing particularly bad happens to me or the town.
So basically, I shack up in Twilight Town and ride out the year until Sora wakes up, knowing full well nothing particularly bad happens during that period.
To me or the town. Nothing particularly bad happens to me or the town.
You're offered $250,000,000 but to claim it you must enter the last video game you've played and stay there for a full year.
How are y'all faring in this deal?
How are y'all faring in this deal?
August 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
358/2 Days.
So basically, I shack up in Twilight Town and ride out the year until Sora wakes up, knowing full well nothing particularly bad happens during that period.
To me or the town. Nothing particularly bad happens to me or the town.
So basically, I shack up in Twilight Town and ride out the year until Sora wakes up, knowing full well nothing particularly bad happens during that period.
To me or the town. Nothing particularly bad happens to me or the town.
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IMO this is the slow-moving disaster that most epitomizes the nightmare that is the Modern Information Environment
US child vaccination rates have plunged since before the pandemic, with kindergarten classrooms in more than 70% of counties now lacking herd immunity against measles.
August 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
IMO this is the slow-moving disaster that most epitomizes the nightmare that is the Modern Information Environment