Kate’s Fate
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My back always hurts. I love to cook. Cute might be my favorite adjective.
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Kate’s Fate
@katvonwitt.bsky.social
· Dec 17
I don’t audibly gasp at men anymore. I audibly gasp at The New York Times cooking page.
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Due to the overwhelming popularity of our animal birth announcements, we’ll be celebrating other important animal milestones, like animal graduation and animal divorce.
March 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Due to the overwhelming popularity of our animal birth announcements, we’ll be celebrating other important animal milestones, like animal graduation and animal divorce.
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[while sipping a honey vanilla chamomile tea and eating a lovely banana bread] i hope they burn in hell
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
[while sipping a honey vanilla chamomile tea and eating a lovely banana bread] i hope they burn in hell
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DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!
January 23, 2026 at 12:46 AM
DAD (pounding on the bathroom door): You better not be doing meteorology in there!
I am watching Drops of God and turning from wine lover to little wine freak. I will start naming the notes of even my boxed wines. There is no limit.
December 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I am watching Drops of God and turning from wine lover to little wine freak. I will start naming the notes of even my boxed wines. There is no limit.
Would you use a Diddly What’s-it or a Whovier Cannon?
If the Grinch tried to pull any of that shit around me I would shoot him in the fucking face
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Would you use a Diddly What’s-it or a Whovier Cannon?
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Pouring one out for guys whose phones only work once a month it must be so hard living like that 🙏
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Pouring one out for guys whose phones only work once a month it must be so hard living like that 🙏
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Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Interviewing politicians is pointless. Interview animals instead. They won't make sense either but at least they're worth looking at
Eating my weight in blackberries
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Eating my weight in blackberries
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world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
world series game 7 spoiler alert: everyone wins due to the power of friendship
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I tried to date a young guy but I said I was gonna pull a Tonya Harding on him and he had no idea what I was talking about
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I tried to date a young guy but I said I was gonna pull a Tonya Harding on him and he had no idea what I was talking about
Put a kiss right on my collarbone.
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Put a kiss right on my collarbone.
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You give me heart palpitations but like in a cute way
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You give me heart palpitations but like in a cute way
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I see you reposted me. Is it because your wife is out of town?
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I see you reposted me. Is it because your wife is out of town?
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It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff
They’re a couple.
September 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
They’re a couple.
I put a Parmesan Reggiano rind in my soup. Where is my engagement ring?
September 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I put a Parmesan Reggiano rind in my soup. Where is my engagement ring?
The perfect fall day
September 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The perfect fall day
Can I say I hate it here or is someone going to force me out of my home and execute me in the cul-de-sac across the street?
September 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Can I say I hate it here or is someone going to force me out of my home and execute me in the cul-de-sac across the street?
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Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
If this is a fall market, why are my boobs sweating?
September 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If this is a fall market, why are my boobs sweating?
Congratulations, I hate you.
August 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Congratulations, I hate you.