KC
@kellychristine.bsky.social
Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Guys how do I stop paying taxes
That “US Government commercial” made my pulse race like 10 miles into a half marathon. Holy shit.
That “US Government commercial” made my pulse race like 10 miles into a half marathon. Holy shit.
October 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Guys how do I stop paying taxes
That “US Government commercial” made my pulse race like 10 miles into a half marathon. Holy shit.
That “US Government commercial” made my pulse race like 10 miles into a half marathon. Holy shit.
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REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight
NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct
REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware
NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct
REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware
NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
October 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight
NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct
REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware
NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct
REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware
NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
Well, someone’s having fun.
October 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Well, someone’s having fun.
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There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
September 28, 2026 at 3:14 PM
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
Big night for father son outings
September 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Big night for father son outings
This pink Mountain Dew is tasty and boy do I hate the chop.
September 29, 2026 at 6:44 PM
This pink Mountain Dew is tasty and boy do I hate the chop.
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I'm chatting during Game 1 of Phillies-Braves alongside @benclemens.bsky.social and @dszymborski.fangraphs.com, come join us!
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September 29, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I'm chatting during Game 1 of Phillies-Braves alongside @benclemens.bsky.social and @dszymborski.fangraphs.com, come join us!
www.fangraphs.com/chat/fangrap...
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Shout out to the super warm Wawa socks that kept me dry and toasty yesterday.
Also @mrepcot.bsky.social and I shotgunned our first beers ever in the parking lot, that wasn’t too terrible either.
Also @mrepcot.bsky.social and I shotgunned our first beers ever in the parking lot, that wasn’t too terrible either.
September 27, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Shout out to the super warm Wawa socks that kept me dry and toasty yesterday.
Also @mrepcot.bsky.social and I shotgunned our first beers ever in the parking lot, that wasn’t too terrible either.
Also @mrepcot.bsky.social and I shotgunned our first beers ever in the parking lot, that wasn’t too terrible either.
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All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
September 27, 2026 at 9:25 PM
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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Phillies fans today
September 27, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Phillies fans today
Lovullo shouldn’t get fired, but he might. Arizona needs to clean up their front office. So does Philadelphia.
September 27, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Lovullo shouldn’t get fired, but he might. Arizona needs to clean up their front office. So does Philadelphia.
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did...did they GO with this plan?
The Phillies organization should go to a late night cheesesteak place and interview the first 5 people in line wearing Phillies gear and put the most specifically hurtful one in the locker room pre-game tomorrow
September 27, 2026 at 7:14 PM
did...did they GO with this plan?
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male supremacy is a disease
hearing there’s a possibility six if not all seven of the Cornell 7 filed counter claims against Jane Doe. they filed complaints against their victim.
i don’t think essays are going to be enough.
i don’t think essays are going to be enough.
September 27, 2026 at 7:30 PM
male supremacy is a disease
Targeted advertising at its finest
September 27, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Targeted advertising at its finest
I got so many jimmies at the stand I surely made back the hundreds or probably thousands of dollars I’ve given the Phillies this year.
September 27, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I got so many jimmies at the stand I surely made back the hundreds or probably thousands of dollars I’ve given the Phillies this year.
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Surprised nothing was done for Bill Giles tonight.
September 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Surprised nothing was done for Bill Giles tonight.
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The Phillies organization should go to a late night cheesesteak place and interview the first 5 people in line wearing Phillies gear and put the most specifically hurtful one in the locker room pre-game tomorrow
September 27, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The Phillies organization should go to a late night cheesesteak place and interview the first 5 people in line wearing Phillies gear and put the most specifically hurtful one in the locker room pre-game tomorrow
Kids asked the usher if they could move to the front row or if there was “a surcharge”
Usher said “I wouldn’t have paid whatever you did to watch this crap”
The Phillies!
Usher said “I wouldn’t have paid whatever you did to watch this crap”
The Phillies!
September 27, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Kids asked the usher if they could move to the front row or if there was “a surcharge”
Usher said “I wouldn’t have paid whatever you did to watch this crap”
The Phillies!
Usher said “I wouldn’t have paid whatever you did to watch this crap”
The Phillies!
For fan appreciation day tomorrow the Phillies are going to just punch each fan in the face on the way in.
September 27, 2026 at 1:47 AM
For fan appreciation day tomorrow the Phillies are going to just punch each fan in the face on the way in.
I could be watching Harry on my couch but alas. I chose misery.
September 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I could be watching Harry on my couch but alas. I chose misery.
This weather feels like October 2008 BUT THE VIBE IS NOT.
Send hot chocolate and sports hugs ok?
Send hot chocolate and sports hugs ok?
September 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
This weather feels like October 2008 BUT THE VIBE IS NOT.
Send hot chocolate and sports hugs ok?
Send hot chocolate and sports hugs ok?