Kelly__le
@kellyle.bsky.social
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Kelly__le
@kellyle.bsky.social
· Nov 17
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I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.
I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.
September 16, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Guys who post shit like this are 100% behind on their child support.
September 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Guys who post shit like this are 100% behind on their child support.
I think instead of telling people they aren’t acting very Christlike, tell them they aren’t acting very Dollylike.
September 16, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I think instead of telling people they aren’t acting very Christlike, tell them they aren’t acting very Dollylike.
I think apple pie is too full of itself.
It’s not as hot shit as it thinks it is.
It’s not as hot shit as it thinks it is.
September 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I think apple pie is too full of itself.
It’s not as hot shit as it thinks it is.
It’s not as hot shit as it thinks it is.
I’m so old that when I get up, I make noises that can only be described as “Al Pacino getting angry & then excited”
September 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I’m so old that when I get up, I make noises that can only be described as “Al Pacino getting angry & then excited”
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handing out clams to everyone who needs clams (clammunism)
September 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
handing out clams to everyone who needs clams (clammunism)
If I get a life alert bracelet, am I able to order pizza?
September 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
If I get a life alert bracelet, am I able to order pizza?
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I didn’t survive a pandemic, The Great Recession, 9/11, smoking in restaurants, O.J. Simpson, the Challenger explosion, two wars,
boomer parents, Hurricane Katrina, Columbine, Y2K, AND a Corey Feldman album to be taken out by goddamn Donald Trump.
boomer parents, Hurricane Katrina, Columbine, Y2K, AND a Corey Feldman album to be taken out by goddamn Donald Trump.
April 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I didn’t survive a pandemic, The Great Recession, 9/11, smoking in restaurants, O.J. Simpson, the Challenger explosion, two wars,
boomer parents, Hurricane Katrina, Columbine, Y2K, AND a Corey Feldman album to be taken out by goddamn Donald Trump.
boomer parents, Hurricane Katrina, Columbine, Y2K, AND a Corey Feldman album to be taken out by goddamn Donald Trump.
Was I She-Ra?
Was I an old Hungarian woman?
Who knows? 🤷🏻♀️
Was I an old Hungarian woman?
Who knows? 🤷🏻♀️
September 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Was I She-Ra?
Was I an old Hungarian woman?
Who knows? 🤷🏻♀️
Was I an old Hungarian woman?
Who knows? 🤷🏻♀️
With everything going on in the world, we’ve completely forgotten about RFK working out in jeans.
September 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
With everything going on in the world, we’ve completely forgotten about RFK working out in jeans.
I heard someone say Trump looks like he’d be covered in skin tags.
It was me…I said it.
It was me…I said it.
September 11, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I heard someone say Trump looks like he’d be covered in skin tags.
It was me…I said it.
It was me…I said it.
Cmon Dallas, do your thing.
Star Wars Emperor Palpatine Says 'Do It'
ALT: Star Wars Emperor Palpatine Says 'Do It'
static.klipy.com
September 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Cmon Dallas, do your thing.
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My feelings are ham and I ate them.
September 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
My feelings are ham and I ate them.
Today is my uncle’s birthday.
Wanna know how I know?
His SEVEN Facebook profiles told me.
Wanna know how I know?
His SEVEN Facebook profiles told me.
September 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Today is my uncle’s birthday.
Wanna know how I know?
His SEVEN Facebook profiles told me.
Wanna know how I know?
His SEVEN Facebook profiles told me.
Me when a man tells me I should smile more…
September 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Me when a man tells me I should smile more…
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Babe
No one calls you the space cowboy
No one calls you the space cowboy
August 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Babe
No one calls you the space cowboy
No one calls you the space cowboy
I couldn’t be polyamorous, I don’t have the back strength.
September 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I couldn’t be polyamorous, I don’t have the back strength.
Iran is telling Americans to start stockpiling because it’s about to be on.
Whew, sure glad to have this instead of a president with a vagina.
Whew, sure glad to have this instead of a president with a vagina.
September 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Iran is telling Americans to start stockpiling because it’s about to be on.
Whew, sure glad to have this instead of a president with a vagina.
Whew, sure glad to have this instead of a president with a vagina.
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The world's imploding, so buy that dress, eat the cake, run naked in a haunted forest, make feverish love to a drifter, stab a clown.
March 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The world's imploding, so buy that dress, eat the cake, run naked in a haunted forest, make feverish love to a drifter, stab a clown.
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Ok Wilson for the next three minutes your face is a tramp stamp 🏆👑 Congratulations @kellyle.bsky.social from @maidofbeans.bsky.social
We all know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball.
September 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Ok Wilson for the next three minutes your face is a tramp stamp 🏆👑 Congratulations @kellyle.bsky.social from @maidofbeans.bsky.social
We all know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball.
September 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
We all know Tom Hanks fucked that volleyball.
Oh, you know me…no good, all worries.
September 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Oh, you know me…no good, all worries.
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i will love and encourage and protect my trans friends at all costs
March 31, 2026 at 5:34 PM
i will love and encourage and protect my trans friends at all costs
I have never, in my entire life, identified more with an animal than this rain frog.
September 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I have never, in my entire life, identified more with an animal than this rain frog.