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Kelly Zemnickis (she/her)
@kellyzemnickis.bsky.social
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Comedian | Filmmaker | Foodie | Podcaster
🏆Award-winning Documentary Filmmaker
💿 Albums: Lady Comic, Sugar n' Spice & Smirnoff Ice
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August 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Lucille Ball--actress, comedian, producer & film-studio executiver--was born #OTD in 1911.

In 1962, she bought out Desi Arnaz's interest in Desilu Productions & became the 1st woman to own & run a major TV studio. Desilu produced many popular TV series including Mission: Impossible & #StarTrek. 🖖
This classic black-and-white studio portrait captures the legendary Lucille Ball (1911–1989), an American actress, comedian, and pioneering studio executive. Best known for her iconic role in I Love Lucy, Ball was the first woman to lead a major television studio, Desilu Productions. In this elegant, close-up composition, Ball looks directly at the camera with a calm and poised expression. Her light-colored hair is styled in elaborate, high-volume rolls that sweep upward from her forehead, typical of the sophisticated 1940s glamour. She wears a shimmering, light-toned jacket with a subtle grid pattern that catches the light. Her ensemble is accented by large, round, sparkling cluster earrings that draw attention to her face. The lighting is soft yet focused, highlighting her perfectly applied makeup—defined brows, dark mascara, and a polished, dark lip color. The background is softly out of focus, featuring a neutral, textured wall with organic, leaf-like shadows that create a sense of depth.
August 6, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social
moon eye
August 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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A blog post for your Friday...

marriageandthesinglegirl.wordpress.com/2026/07/31/g...
good hope.
Hello, friend… I’m fresh out of a therapy session, one I told my therapist was quite lovely and gentle of a session, because gratitude just seemed to be pouring out of everything I said…
marriageandthesinglegirl.wordpress.com
July 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this.

theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
theonion.com
July 31, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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The Swell Season - Factory Street Bells (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Swell Season
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July 30, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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A new episode of Holler & Whine is out! Take a listen!!

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Florence Penicaud: Florence & the Chicken Machine
Holler & Whine · Episode
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July 29, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Oh Glen.
💔

www.independent.ie/irish-news/o...
Oscar-winning musician Glen Hansard dies in Dublin motorcycle crash
Academy Award-winning singer-songwriter Glen Hansard has died overnight in a motorcycle crash in Dublin’s Lucan.
www.independent.ie
July 29, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Suck it, Doug Ford!!

www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
Federal government rejects Ontario’s plan to allow jets at Billy Bishop airport
Overwhelming majority of people consulted in Toronto did not want the expansion to go forward, according to a source
www.theglobeandmail.com
July 25, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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thebeaverton.com
News In Photo:
Canadians just so goddamn tired of this bullshit
July 21, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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A new blog post is up!

marriageandthesinglegirl.wordpress.com/2026/07/19/t...
July 20, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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Major earthquake reported off Mexican coast
A 7.3-magnitude earthquake has been reported off the coast of southern Mexico.
www.ctvnews.ca
July 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Toronto
7:20pm
July 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
kellyzemnickis.bsky.social
A fascinating listen about GPS.

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Weapons of Map Destruction
Decoder Ring · Episode
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July 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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Toronto today.
10am.
July 16, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Season 5 of Holler & Whine starts now!

www.spreaker.com/episode/dust...
Dustin Chafin: Look For The Teeth
On today's episode of Holler & Whine, we kick off Season 5 with comedian Dustin Chafin and a fantastic conversation about telling jokes on land and at sea..
www.spreaker.com
July 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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A new blog post is up!

marriageandthesinglegirl.wordpress.com/2026/07/12/r...
red card, yellow card, green fish, blue fish…
Hello, friend… This time next week I will be saying so long, farewell to a job that has kept me incredibly busy since May. I have absolutely NO idea how two months of my life has come and gon…
marriageandthesinglegirl.wordpress.com
July 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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Inside the fight for Sneaky Dee’s: How a group of punks, a city councillor and a bank helped save a bar
The battle between this bar and potential redevelopment has captured the imagination of many Torontonians. But is it over?
www.thestar.com
July 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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July 21st!!!

Come on down for great laughs & drinks!

ticketscene.ca/events/62444/
Cheerful: a night of stand-up comedy -
Get event information and buy your tickets at Ticketscene!
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July 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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My beautiful pair of ravens 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛
Two ravens sitting together at the very top of a pine tree they look like Christmas tree fairies
July 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
July 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Because you need to gaze upon a newborn whitecoat harp seal. 🤭🥰
July 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Well, isn't this lovely! Thank you, @torontoguardian.bsky.social !!

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Tragedy Plus Time: Comedian Kelly Zemnickis
Kelly Zemnickis brings observational comedy to life through honest stories about everyday experiences, relationships, and aging.
torontoguardian.com
July 2, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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thebeaverton.com
Kawhi asks Toronto restaurant if that Ka’wine & Dine offer still stands
Kawhi asks Toronto restaurant if that Ka’wine & Dine offer still stands
TORONTO – A few minutes after the announcement that he was being traded back to the Toronto Raptors Kawhi Leonard walked into a Queen street restaurant and asked for a meal on the house. “What it do, ...
thebeaverton.com
July 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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www.thestar.com/entertainmen...
Former associates want to turn old Second City building into laugh landmark
Comic actors like Mike Myers, Eugene Levy and Dan Aykroyd have been asked to help preserve the Old Fire Hall's legacy.
www.thestar.com
June 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM