Wretched Excel Goblin
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Cheap cheap! Fun fun!
Legitimately a licensed CPA
Legitimately a licensed CPA
imagine being rich enough that you can afford in island but not ric enough the only one you can afford little st james
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
imagine being rich enough that you can afford in island but not ric enough the only one you can afford little st james
finally a new app for my 5yo to enjoy on the ipad
August 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
finally a new app for my 5yo to enjoy on the ipad
new guy at the CIA assigned to Operation Ernest on his first day posting on a russian forum: hey vern
May 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
new guy at the CIA assigned to Operation Ernest on his first day posting on a russian forum: hey vern
Just googled the royals score and had a fun chuckle when saw the central standings, white Sox in first enjoy it now guys I am legit sorry about your team
March 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just googled the royals score and had a fun chuckle when saw the central standings, white Sox in first enjoy it now guys I am legit sorry about your team
Become a dad and hit a certain age where I’m just interested in Jazz and baseball and movies. Got big ass noise cancelling headphones so I can listen to Pharaoh Sanders instead of people talking while I wait for first pitch this afternoon
March 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Become a dad and hit a certain age where I’m just interested in Jazz and baseball and movies. Got big ass noise cancelling headphones so I can listen to Pharaoh Sanders instead of people talking while I wait for first pitch this afternoon
Getting into Jazz, going to become a jazz guy now
March 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Getting into Jazz, going to become a jazz guy now
YouTube serving up AI slop for my kids makes me yearn for the days when it was folks from failed eastern bloc states making Elsa Spider-Man surgery videos
March 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
YouTube serving up AI slop for my kids makes me yearn for the days when it was folks from failed eastern bloc states making Elsa Spider-Man surgery videos
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Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)
March 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)
Imaging a hello kitty soulsbourne. Chococat saying some cryptic shit in a derelict church. Pompompurin speaking barely coherent sentence fragments when you buy stuff from him. People getting mad because you had to use summons for the little twin stars fight.
February 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Imaging a hello kitty soulsbourne. Chococat saying some cryptic shit in a derelict church. Pompompurin speaking barely coherent sentence fragments when you buy stuff from him. People getting mad because you had to use summons for the little twin stars fight.
Watching Jupiter’s ascending and just saw that when Jupiter calls her fake spy brother or whatever he’s playing Dark Souls 2
February 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Watching Jupiter’s ascending and just saw that when Jupiter calls her fake spy brother or whatever he’s playing Dark Souls 2
Doing my part to promote woke by opting to do a DEI topic to kick off meetings from now on
February 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Doing my part to promote woke by opting to do a DEI topic to kick off meetings from now on
The sound team went HARD on master and commander holy shit
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The sound team went HARD on master and commander holy shit
Me at 1:30 in the afternoon when my morning 10mg adderall is starting to wear off
January 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me at 1:30 in the afternoon when my morning 10mg adderall is starting to wear off
Feel like with the new Superman movie we’re getting one step closer to having a live action Mister Terrible, a guy with basically no backstory, just a name and a jacket. He rocks, comic books are good actually
December 24, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Feel like with the new Superman movie we’re getting one step closer to having a live action Mister Terrible, a guy with basically no backstory, just a name and a jacket. He rocks, comic books are good actually
The super Mario brothers but they’re from Philly instead of Brooklyn
December 21, 2024 at 6:03 PM
The super Mario brothers but they’re from Philly instead of Brooklyn
“The Shadow” has insane ‘pointing at the TV recognizing a guy’ energy. Neelix from Voyager, monster from young Frankenstein/dad form everybody loves Raymond, the guy from Alf, Tim curry, Gandalf, all the stars are here
December 21, 2024 at 4:55 AM
“The Shadow” has insane ‘pointing at the TV recognizing a guy’ energy. Neelix from Voyager, monster from young Frankenstein/dad form everybody loves Raymond, the guy from Alf, Tim curry, Gandalf, all the stars are here
‘Alf is back, in pog form” suggests I could get a slammer featuring the face of Max Wright and frankly I would pay good money for that
December 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
‘Alf is back, in pog form” suggests I could get a slammer featuring the face of Max Wright and frankly I would pay good money for that
Babe, going to the ossuary can I get you anything?
December 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Babe, going to the ossuary can I get you anything?
Feelin like hunter biden rn fr
December 17, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Feelin like hunter biden rn fr
Working late in the kitchen trying to perfect the ‘dog hot’, a pork intestine casing wrapped in a cooked meat slurry
December 13, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Working late in the kitchen trying to perfect the ‘dog hot’, a pork intestine casing wrapped in a cooked meat slurry
Had a dream that one of the various comic book apes was forcing Superman to compete in something called the “1000 gram challenge” which involved snorting a single 1000 gram line of cocaine, but woke up chuckling because I became alert enough to realize that would be over 2 pounds
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Had a dream that one of the various comic book apes was forcing Superman to compete in something called the “1000 gram challenge” which involved snorting a single 1000 gram line of cocaine, but woke up chuckling because I became alert enough to realize that would be over 2 pounds
Embarrassed to admit how long it took me to realize mustard was more integral to a burger then ketchup
December 9, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Embarrassed to admit how long it took me to realize mustard was more integral to a burger then ketchup
I love the end of season 1 of REACHER where all our heroes get to pair off against an evil counterpart in the final showdown
December 9, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I love the end of season 1 of REACHER where all our heroes get to pair off against an evil counterpart in the final showdown