Wretched Excel Goblin
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Wretched Excel Goblin
@kobolds.bsky.social
Cheap cheap! Fun fun!

Legitimately a licensed CPA
folks you’re not gonna believe just how big his spoon is
May 26, 2026 at 4:51 PM
ok anyway yeah it’s inventory I guess uh if you really have specific questions you should adk a canadian tax accountant this is not considered accounting advice yada yada www.canada.ca/en/revenue-a...
Income Tax Folio S4-F14-C1, Artists and Writers - Canada.ca
This Chapter discusses the reporting of income by artists and writers from artistic and literary endeavours.
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April 25, 2026 at 6:50 PM
WOW if someone buys this and puts it in the reception area they can deduct it from their taxes
April 25, 2026 at 6:47 PM
hi I’m an american CPA so only mildly familiar with this but my gut says ‘probably’ though I bet it gets real goofy fast I will look this up, feels like the value of the inventory would be the trickier part for COGS
April 25, 2026 at 6:45 PM
wait shit I forgot about that I need to check on something
April 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
brewing a hot cup of covfefe going to read the corporate DEI documents at work today
April 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
just ordered a woke 2 mug; going to start calling it covfefe again (I never stopped)
March 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
god i would love some Xtreme wellness
March 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
early 2000s japan was COOKIN with stuff like this it was truly the new millennium
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 AM
you can’t call it something else unless no other living soul will ever visit because how are you going to explain that you’ve been lying about the name because it’s epstein island, because lying about the name out of shame is worse somehow
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 AM
you’re a watch guy but not a ‘watch guy’ if you catch me meaning. these all rock never go deeper into the rabbit hole enjoy all these cool digital watches though
February 6, 2026 at 6:53 AM
it costs 91,000 american dollars
February 6, 2026 at 6:46 AM
her husband here saying those are great choices and I have some similar faves though i’m partial to this casio and I like the all gold polo more but at that point it’s just splitting hairs
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
it is actually no joke also my birthday I got this cake to share with my family
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I asked for tartar sauce for my fried fish in manchester and they looked puzzled i would even want such a thing. she did offer me brown sauce, which she could only explain as ‘brown sauce’…not very encouraging. On the other hand there’s a seemingly at least one Nandos every square km
January 7, 2026 at 5:38 AM
my family came from Ireland after being too damn catholic for Cromwell but I guess that’s not good enough for them 😢
January 7, 2026 at 5:23 AM
uh first of all, Hot Pockets don’t need to be defrosted they cook from frozen?!? once again coastal elites sneering at traditional midwestern cuisine
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Maya Rudolph in Resident Evil 8: Second Apocalypse when?
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I LOVE touching a hot stove I will NOT learn any lesson from doing so
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
consensus seems to be that samsung appliances are not very good which i was thrilled to learn after moving to my new house which came with a samsung fridge, oven, washer, and dryer
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
oh you’re cultivating your personal BRAND?
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
he killed like a million people
November 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
more like cokeslop
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM