k_the_okayest 👻
@ktheokayest.bsky.social
Bisexual Space Socialist & the most confident shy guy on the Bluesky
(He/Him)
Tucson resident with Multiple Autoimmune Syndrome (MAS)
14 year opiate & benzo addiction survivor
Writer of sci-fi, Eater of sin
"Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc"
(He/Him)
Tucson resident with Multiple Autoimmune Syndrome (MAS)
14 year opiate & benzo addiction survivor
Writer of sci-fi, Eater of sin
"Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc"
Dickhead pajama party
What is the opposite of Pussy Riot
September 18, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Dickhead pajama party
Reposted by k_the_okayest 👻
How would you describe your social media reach?
Mine:
Mine:
September 18, 2026 at 11:27 AM
How would you describe your social media reach?
Mine:
Mine:
🎶 Nobody can do the bugaloo like I do 🎶
And if someone says they can I'll smack the taste out of their mouth.
I take the bugaloo very VERY seriously.
Test me.
And if someone says they can I'll smack the taste out of their mouth.
I take the bugaloo very VERY seriously.
Test me.
Branda's Taser: Try Me
Alt: Branda's Taser: Try Me
static.klipy.com
September 18, 2026 at 11:24 AM
🎶 Nobody can do the bugaloo like I do 🎶
And if someone says they can I'll smack the taste out of their mouth.
I take the bugaloo very VERY seriously.
Test me.
And if someone says they can I'll smack the taste out of their mouth.
I take the bugaloo very VERY seriously.
Test me.
Seriously. Chatgpt wrote this absolute fucking nonsense.
September 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Seriously. Chatgpt wrote this absolute fucking nonsense.
Share a television show that raised you:
September 18, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Share a television show that raised you:
What’s it like inside your head?
September 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
What’s it like inside your head?
"Wakka mother fuckin' wakka. Ahh! My teeth itch!"
- Fozzy the Cocaine Bear
- Fozzy the Cocaine Bear
September 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
"Wakka mother fuckin' wakka. Ahh! My teeth itch!"
- Fozzy the Cocaine Bear
- Fozzy the Cocaine Bear
🎶 Movin' right along 🎶
September 17, 2026 at 4:47 AM
🎶 Movin' right along 🎶
Anytime.
Imagine sex with me.
Thank you. I needed that.
Thank you. I needed that.
September 17, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Anytime.
Lest we not forget Okayer Than Ezra.
ezra_the_okayest
ezra_the_okayest
Better Than Ezra implies the existence of Worse Than Ezra
September 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Lest we not forget Okayer Than Ezra.
ezra_the_okayest
ezra_the_okayest
Reacher 2: Reacher Bugaloo
Reacher: Full Reacheround.
REACHER: THE REACHENING
September 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Reacher 2: Reacher Bugaloo
QTP a character who would defeat Doctor Doom on Avengers Doomsday
"NACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"NACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
September 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
QTP a character who would defeat Doctor Doom on Avengers Doomsday
"NACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"NACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
September 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
I mean, technically, everything in space a weapon. Just saying.
September 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I mean, technically, everything in space a weapon. Just saying.
My biggest regret in life is that I never got to see Faithless live.
September 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
My biggest regret in life is that I never got to see Faithless live.
Harrison Ford was an AWFUL casting choice for Thunderbolt Ross in Captain America: Brave New World.
Awful movie in general, but even worse casting choice.
Awful movie in general, but even worse casting choice.
September 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Harrison Ford was an AWFUL casting choice for Thunderbolt Ross in Captain America: Brave New World.
Awful movie in general, but even worse casting choice.
Awful movie in general, but even worse casting choice.
Grey's anatomy was 37 seasons too long.
September 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Grey's anatomy was 37 seasons too long.
"There is nothing in the desert, and no man needs nothing."
- Lawrence of Arabia
- Lawrence of Arabia
September 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"There is nothing in the desert, and no man needs nothing."
- Lawrence of Arabia
- Lawrence of Arabia
Reposted by k_the_okayest 👻
Alexa, wrestle Siri in jello.
November 4, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Alexa, wrestle Siri in jello.
Drop some GHOST
September 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Drop some GHOST
Emotionally I'm here.
September 16, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Emotionally I'm here.
Make a band deadly:
The Cars (recalled)
The Cars (recalled)
Make a band deadly:
Iron Butterfly Knife
Iron Butterfly Knife
Make a band deadly:
INXSive Force
INXSive Force
September 15, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Make a band deadly:
The Cars (recalled)
The Cars (recalled)
Make a band deadly:
3 Dog Night of the Comet
3 Dog Night of the Comet
Make a band deadly:
Stone Temple Kamikaze Pilots
Stone Temple Kamikaze Pilots
Make a band deadly:
Brushing up Against The Machine
Brushing up Against The Machine
September 15, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Make a band deadly:
3 Dog Night of the Comet
3 Dog Night of the Comet