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Numbers Station Understander
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Reading graphs & reports, I realized that the small, dried fruits industry could be in real trouble in fiscal year 2025, and several of those companies could close down.

You might say the numbers are raisin' raisin concern concerns.
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I can't wait to see what I fuck up in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Christmas was invented by Steve Christmas, who loved presents.
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you are heinously depressed and feeling woefully hopeless about your place in the world and dangerously lonely and isolated, just go outside!!

Then you can feel that way and, like, be cold or hot or bitten by bugs or exposed to UV radiation.
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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She started over again.
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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In 85% of Wyoming, wolves can be hunted and killed with virtually no restriction. Tell Wyoming Gov. Mark Gordon: It's time to end the wolf hunts.
Tell Wyoming Gov. Mark Gordon: End the wolf hunts
Throughout most of Wyoming, wolves can be killed without permit or limit, often using cruel and brutal methods
environmental-action.org
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me, trying to understand even basic shit with my pile of dried out ketchup brain
What is this shit?!
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Me, trying to participate in any conversation with my friends
Goddamn it! Listen to me! Listen to me, you fuck!
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Imagine generating some AI shite and genuinely believing you are an artist. True dog shit brains.
December 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Cool thing about red wine is you get red wine mouth! Cool thing about red wine mouth is the wine stains your teeth so that it visibly accents all the cavities that are forming that you won't be able to afford to fix!

The cool thing about chugging red wine is that its cheaper than the dentist!
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Is Santa Real? We Asked 1000 1st Graders
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Is the dog shit in the tread of this hiking shoe conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I sort of grabbed things.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
"When did r/punk rock become so safe!??!?!"
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey, aaaah....has anybody, ah...has anyone, umm...has anyone did a joke or an image or like that...where uuuh...so it's COP CAR lights...but like...um...northern borealis
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I'm deeply honored, but you are rolling some DICE, assuming I'm gonna outlive you..
@kylekulseth.bsky.social when we get around to signing your stand up contract for the event we can discuss if your performance comes before or after this
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
STRONGLY considering making a whipass looking battle jacket, but the patches are all just logos for gerontiproducts. hahaha. "Dude, SICK AARP patch." "Whoa, you like Metamucil too!?"

Haha. I fucken rule.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just learned that Alaskans make jack-o-lanterns outta kelp. Ha!
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
November 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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engagement bait is the lowest form of posting. like if you agree, repost if you disagree
October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I don't mean to be horny on main, but MY DAYS ARE NUMBERED!!!
I don’t mean to be horny on main, but my turtles are hungry
I don’t mean to be horny on main, but my avocados are ripe.
October 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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"What are you going to be for Halloween?"

*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Yes.
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
To give you some idea of the severity of the struggles I go through daily: I REALLY need to get the "merch" section of my website set up, but I don't WANNOOOOO
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM