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Laine Ballou
@laineballou.bsky.social
Trying my best. Probably failing. Really like to overuse the ❤️ button.
#ActuallyAutistic, AD(H)D, really trying.
She/her
They/them works too 🤷🏻‍♀️
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I rarely post because I don't have the mental energy, no matter how badly I want to, so instead I repost three types of things:
1. Information I think might be useful to someone
2. Actionable things people can do to help others
3. Things that might give people a moment of joy
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NEWS: New York City just recorded the safest summer in its history.

From June through August, NYC saw its fewest shootings, shooting victims, and murders on record. Major crime fell 6.2% year-to-date, murders plunged 24.1%, and the subway had zero murders, shootings, or rapes in August.
September 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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Our fundraiser on exploring Dakota the dino mummy for color was funded!!! In a day!!! OMG. so with that, we are announcing stretch goals so we can sample more areas of Dakotas body 😁
September 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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back in the day being a Dickhead just meant u were a fan of Charles Dickens novels
August 25, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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They invented the cybertruck so people who aren't funny can know what it's like to make everyone around them laugh
July 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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ād-lama, m.n: (of devils) one maimed by fire. (AHD-la-ma / ˈaːd-la-ma)
#OldEnglish #WOTD
August 4, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Please help Emma if you can---being slapped with an extra bill during recovery really fucking sucks.
My surgery has gone smoothly, however I've been hit with an unexpected surcharge of 1.3k above the highest prior estimate. It really sucks to be in financial straits while in recovery, so I'm reopening my fundraiser. Please help if you can

gofund.me/2bd9ebd3a
Donate to Help Emma Get Gender-Affirming Surgery, organized by Em Zakharuk
UPD: Unfortunately, I need to reopen this fundraiser. After my surgery, I had to pa… Em Zakharuk needs your support for Help Emma Get Gender-Affirming Surgery
gofund.me
August 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
August 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Let me just say that, by and large, good, normal people do not run for office. That is why we have the problems we do. If you are good and normal, at some point you're going to have to suck it up and run for something. Otherwise we get all of this again.
July 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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1. In a landmark ruling, the Montana Supreme Court has declared that the constitution, one of the most progressive in the nation, entirely protects transgender people.

The ruling is even insulated from SCOTUS decisions, due to how state constitutions work.

Subscribe to support our journalism.
Montana Supreme Court Rules Its Constitution Entirely Protects Trans Citizens In Landmark Ruling
The ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state.
www.erininthemorning.com
April 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Extremely local post! If you're on the east side of #PDX and interested in farm fresh eggs delivered to your door every two weeks, DM me. Our farm has a couple slots open for egg delivery. They are, wihtout a doubt, the best eggs you can get anywhere, from the happiest chickens.
April 17, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Host: congratulations you just won gold in women's speed skating. What's your secret?

Me: (lips pressed to mic) well, I eat a lot of bologna
April 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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starting a vampire cruise ship called the blood vessel
April 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Mona, pizza enjoyer.
April 12, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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everybody mad but I'm just over here posting like
April 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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For the first time ever, heat pumps outsold gas boilers in Germany in 2025.

48% of all new heating systems installed last year were heat pumps. Gas fell to just 39%. A decade ago, heat pumps had a 7% market share. The transformation has been remarkable.
April 9, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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It’s a really special parasocial relationship when there’s someone you’ve followed for years without a follow back. like yessss that’s my friend that doesn’t know me and doesn’t want to
April 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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WHAT WE KNOW, 11pm:

—Liberals flip seat on Wisconsin supreme court.
—Also flip important school board seats in WI, OK, MO.
—Dems win Waukesha mayor race.
—GOP defends MTG's seat, but Dems way overperform.
—Big MO county rejects property tax freeze.
April 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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April 7th 2026
Iris
April 8, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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RESULT: The right took over the Francis Howell school board, a large MO district in the St. Louis suburbs, earlier this decade; followed book bans & restrictive policies on LGBTQ students.

Tonight, the slate endorsed by the teacher's slate swept, and the last remaining conservative was ousted.
April 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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JUST IN: Liberals have won a decisive victory for the Wisconsin supreme court race tonight.

Chris Taylor will join the supreme court, flipping a conservative-held seat.

This expands liberals' majority on the court to 5-2.

Why it matters:
boltsmag.org/wisconsin-su...
Liberals Gain Seat on Wisconsin Supreme Court, Adding to Firewall in Voting Cases - Bolts
Voters in Wisconsin ensured on Tuesday that the supreme court in one of the nation’s premier swing states will be controlled by liberals through at least 2030.  Chris Taylor, a... Read More
boltsmag.org
April 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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I regretfully can’t find the video but someone illustrated just how big the milk way is by saying that if our solar system was the size of a blood cell, the Milky Way is the size of the United States.
OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!
April 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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RESULT: Democrats have flipped this school board seat in Tulsa.

They ousted the conservative board member I wrote about here, who suggested that immigrant children endanger other kids.
Yet another school board race in four days you should know about:

A member of the school board in TULSA said immigrant children are threatening the safety of other children.

She faces a Dem-backed challenger on Tuesday. boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
April 8, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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he is pouting because he is upset that my arm keeps touching his tail. my arm is touching his tail because he keeps stretching out his tail to touch my arm, and then getting mad that i'm touching him
April 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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April 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Cat Jesus: so that’s when I said “father, forgive them; they know not what they do”… but then, like 3 days later I was BACK— and I still have 8 more lives
February 15, 2024 at 2:04 PM