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Lanzifer Longinus
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Former Magister Equitum-The Satanic Temple's Mounted Color Guard, Former Minister Satanae, Horseman, Jouster, Musician, Historian, and Fall- Down Tragedian
Mitch McConnell is a 3rd level Guilt Navigator...
September 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Happy Charliemas to those who celebrate...
September 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
You can take the fly out of the MAGAt but you can't take the maggot out of the fly...
August 31, 2026 at 6:17 PM
R.I.P. Tim Curry.
August 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
www.facebook.com
August 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
THE SUPER CULO SHARTED THE GALAXIES INTO WHIRLING REALITY. WE ARE ALL A DIVINE ACCIDENT. DEUS EX RECTUM...
August 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
ABBOTT PITCHES HEALTH PLAN...
#ABBOTTOIR
July 31, 2026 at 6:09 AM
July 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
July 22, 2026 at 4:14 AM
July 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
July 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
THE CALMYOUNISTS R TAKING OVER ARE KOUNTRY...
Charlie #McCarthyism
July 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
July 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
July 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
July 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.
July 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
July 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Verily, I would rather be moral person who acts like a decent human being yet damned to Hell for all eternity than a person who behaves like a shitty human being who believes they were forgiven and saved by Jesus. That's a hill I'll die on, wherever that hill may be...
July 11, 2026 at 7:58 AM
July 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
If you still support Trump then we can't be friends. We can be acquaintances, we can be polite cordial enemies, or we can be complete enemies. Your choice, but we definitely aren't friends if you are still a Trump supporter. Sorry, not sorry...
July 9, 2026 at 6:33 AM
TRUMP IS A PIECE OF SHIT....
www.facebook.com/share/1Efh2o...
July 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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July 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM