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Lanzifer Longinus
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Former Magister Equitum-The Satanic Temple's Mounted Color Guard, Former Minister Satanae, Horseman, Jouster, Musician, Historian, and Fall- Down Tragedian
Mitch McConnell is a 3rd level Guilt Navigator...
September 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Happy Charliemas to those who celebrate...
September 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
R.I.P. Tim Curry.
August 26, 2026 at 5:02 PM
THE SUPER CULO SHARTED THE GALAXIES INTO WHIRLING REALITY. WE ARE ALL A DIVINE ACCIDENT. DEUS EX RECTUM...
August 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
ABBOTT PITCHES HEALTH PLAN...
#ABBOTTOIR
July 31, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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July 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
THE CALMYOUNISTS R TAKING OVER ARE KOUNTRY...
Charlie #McCarthyism
July 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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July 11, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Verily, I would rather be moral person who acts like a decent human being yet damned to Hell for all eternity than a person who behaves like a shitty human being who believes they were forgiven and saved by Jesus. That's a hill I'll die on, wherever that hill may be...
July 11, 2026 at 7:58 AM
July 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
TRUMP IS A PIECE OF SHIT....
www.facebook.com/share/1Efh2o...
July 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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July 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
BUDDY JAYZUS...
July 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM