Lauren
@laurilizzle.bsky.social
Crafty. Semi-outdoorsy. Occasionally bake-y. Dislikes writing short descriptions of herself.
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I'm in love.
2026: Time for the Midterms
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September 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I'm in love.
Ah that moment on the train where someone sprays an aerosol scent.
People are the worst.
People are the worst.
August 29, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Ah that moment on the train where someone sprays an aerosol scent.
People are the worst.
People are the worst.
My husband is struggling. New internet service provider needs a new nerdy wi-fi network name.
August 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
My husband is struggling. New internet service provider needs a new nerdy wi-fi network name.
I did take the family to the county fair yesterday. I like seeing the award winning plants & crafts & goats.
August 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I did take the family to the county fair yesterday. I like seeing the award winning plants & crafts & goats.
Oh hey. Haven't posted in a month. Things are bad. See you in September.
August 28, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Oh hey. Haven't posted in a month. Things are bad. See you in September.
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TODAY HAS UNLIMITED POTENTIAL AND WE HAVE UNLIMITED POWER TO PROVE LOVE. sounds like a winning combination to me
August 28, 2026 at 1:07 PM
TODAY HAS UNLIMITED POTENTIAL AND WE HAVE UNLIMITED POWER TO PROVE LOVE. sounds like a winning combination to me
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hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
July 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
Federal jury summons is hostile to working moms, full stop. When I did county jury duty they worked with me to schedule a date far in advance (like 7 months) so I could have childcare in place and a clear schedule.
Federal is like- write a letter, we won't respond. Send an email, we won't reply.
Federal is like- write a letter, we won't respond. Send an email, we won't reply.
July 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Federal jury summons is hostile to working moms, full stop. When I did county jury duty they worked with me to schedule a date far in advance (like 7 months) so I could have childcare in place and a clear schedule.
Federal is like- write a letter, we won't respond. Send an email, we won't reply.
Federal is like- write a letter, we won't respond. Send an email, we won't reply.
At the local minor league ballpark, they played Childish Gambino's "This is America". Screaming, I see you antifa DJ!
July 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
At the local minor league ballpark, they played Childish Gambino's "This is America". Screaming, I see you antifa DJ!
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Zohran Mamdani just entered my home and helped me open an ice pop.
July 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Zohran Mamdani just entered my home and helped me open an ice pop.
Also hey I will make this a better post or reel or something but behold the glorious repair I did on this mouse-eaten baby blanket.
July 1, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Also hey I will make this a better post or reel or something but behold the glorious repair I did on this mouse-eaten baby blanket.
Did I buy this shirt just because it reminds me of a dumb Pokémon meme?
Yes. @theanarchristie.bsky.social relevant
Yes. @theanarchristie.bsky.social relevant
July 1, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Did I buy this shirt just because it reminds me of a dumb Pokémon meme?
Yes. @theanarchristie.bsky.social relevant
Yes. @theanarchristie.bsky.social relevant
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Shut Delaney Hall down, NOW.
Today, @menendez.house.gov and I went to Delaney Hall because of the inhumane conditions we've been hearing about.
What I saw and heard is absolutely unacceptable.
Today, @menendez.house.gov and I went to Delaney Hall because of the inhumane conditions we've been hearing about.
What I saw and heard is absolutely unacceptable.
May 24, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Shut Delaney Hall down, NOW.
Today, @menendez.house.gov and I went to Delaney Hall because of the inhumane conditions we've been hearing about.
What I saw and heard is absolutely unacceptable.
Today, @menendez.house.gov and I went to Delaney Hall because of the inhumane conditions we've been hearing about.
What I saw and heard is absolutely unacceptable.
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you ever think about how pokemon go summer was the last good thing we had in society before a decade of torture and suffering
May 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
you ever think about how pokemon go summer was the last good thing we had in society before a decade of torture and suffering
Dr. Tingle is the truth teller we need in 2026
good practical reflection for artists who feel like whatever theyre making just isnt working is the sit down and VERY HONESTLY ask yourself: what is the gift here? it can be a lot of things. what am i giving to myself? to the world? what feeling? what expression? art that resonates is art that GIVES
May 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Dr. Tingle is the truth teller we need in 2026
The kids want One Piece costumes for our local mini convention next month, I'm so excited. They want to be Chopper and Sanji, I'm thinking Miss Valentine.
May 16, 2026 at 12:12 PM
The kids want One Piece costumes for our local mini convention next month, I'm so excited. They want to be Chopper and Sanji, I'm thinking Miss Valentine.
Impatiently waiting for the pre-ordered Dungeon Crawler Carl book, @agentbishie.bsky.social bought an autographed one. Le sigh.
May 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Impatiently waiting for the pre-ordered Dungeon Crawler Carl book, @agentbishie.bsky.social bought an autographed one. Le sigh.
I did a prom dress alteration that was declared to be tea and got the little finger clap, so that felt great
May 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I did a prom dress alteration that was declared to be tea and got the little finger clap, so that felt great
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The world is becoming harsher for transgender people right now.
Darkness stretches before and behind them, and the pain is growing.
Their wish remains simple — to love who they love and live true to themselves🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
This is why we must join hands and change the world with compassion.
Darkness stretches before and behind them, and the pain is growing.
Their wish remains simple — to love who they love and live true to themselves🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
This is why we must join hands and change the world with compassion.
May 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The world is becoming harsher for transgender people right now.
Darkness stretches before and behind them, and the pain is growing.
Their wish remains simple — to love who they love and live true to themselves🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
This is why we must join hands and change the world with compassion.
Darkness stretches before and behind them, and the pain is growing.
Their wish remains simple — to love who they love and live true to themselves🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
This is why we must join hands and change the world with compassion.
I need to ask the vole living behind the compost if they have hantavirus, great.
May 8, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I need to ask the vole living behind the compost if they have hantavirus, great.
I don't know why we have to keep telling restaurants- advertise with your own food, not AI! I don't care if it's an imperfect photo, I want to see what you're actually selling!
May 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I don't know why we have to keep telling restaurants- advertise with your own food, not AI! I don't care if it's an imperfect photo, I want to see what you're actually selling!
Mood's free sewing patterns are a fantastic resource, but they need to show samples on larger models! People above a size 6 would love to see how garments look on their bodies. @moodfabrics.bsky.social
May 7, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Mood's free sewing patterns are a fantastic resource, but they need to show samples on larger models! People above a size 6 would love to see how garments look on their bodies. @moodfabrics.bsky.social
After 10 minutes of discussion "is your person human?" was disqualified as a question.
There is no game in our household more stressful than Marvel Guess Who. "Is your character a villain?" Errr... that's complicated. Like, not currently in comic canon but traditionally in movie-verse, though that's more antagonistic and not BBEG. Also..."
Knowing too much can be a detriment.
Knowing too much can be a detriment.
May 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
After 10 minutes of discussion "is your person human?" was disqualified as a question.
Nothing says America like AI Eagles on a plastic shirt. Alas, I didn't spend my Kohl's cash on this.
May 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Nothing says America like AI Eagles on a plastic shirt. Alas, I didn't spend my Kohl's cash on this.
Birthday waffles for Smalls!
May 2, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Birthday waffles for Smalls!