lawngnomesorceress
@lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social
teacher/occasional artist | she/her (elle/la) | texas | owner of the Disc Horse bot: @horsedisc.bsky.social
TCU WHAT LMAO
September 26, 2026 at 10:38 PM
TCU WHAT LMAO
me reluctantly watching the TCU game rn:
Frinkiac
Homie, maybe we should go inside. But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him. He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good.
frinkiac.com
September 26, 2026 at 10:36 PM
me reluctantly watching the TCU game rn:
maybe the tcu kicker is colorblind and thought the white pole to the right was one of the uprights
September 26, 2026 at 10:22 PM
maybe the tcu kicker is colorblind and thought the white pole to the right was one of the uprights
and then one of my neighbors came by needing a homecoming banner design, leaving zero non-journalist posts about it lmao
Big 12 has fallen the fuck off if i'm the only non-journalist live-tweeting the TCU-UCF game on here
September 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
and then one of my neighbors came by needing a homecoming banner design, leaving zero non-journalist posts about it lmao
turnover on the 10 yard line oof
September 26, 2026 at 8:58 PM
turnover on the 10 yard line oof
Big 12 has fallen the fuck off if i'm the only non-journalist live-tweeting the TCU-UCF game on here
September 26, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Big 12 has fallen the fuck off if i'm the only non-journalist live-tweeting the TCU-UCF game on here
chat, is it good that tcu is throwing picks this early in the second quarter
September 26, 2026 at 8:48 PM
chat, is it good that tcu is throwing picks this early in the second quarter
oh that was a nice fucking pass by tcu
September 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
oh that was a nice fucking pass by tcu
for a brief second, i misread 'browns vs. panthers' as 'browns vs. jaguars' and physically recoiled
September 26, 2026 at 8:16 PM
for a brief second, i misread 'browns vs. panthers' as 'browns vs. jaguars' and physically recoiled
they gotta get rid of the green tint on this game so i can pick out ucf's gold helmets easier 😑
i guess we're watching TCU vs UCF now
September 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM
they gotta get rid of the green tint on this game so i can pick out ucf's gold helmets easier 😑
do republicans know their commercials sound like snl parodies now or
September 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
do republicans know their commercials sound like snl parodies now or
i guess we're watching TCU vs UCF now
September 26, 2026 at 7:53 PM
i guess we're watching TCU vs UCF now
bro was doing the cha cha slide in the pocket
September 26, 2026 at 7:46 PM
bro was doing the cha cha slide in the pocket
oh god, brace yourselves for more WMU style clock fucking
September 26, 2026 at 7:44 PM
oh god, brace yourselves for more WMU style clock fucking
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why did they need to re-kick that in the first place?
September 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
why did they need to re-kick that in the first place?
what the fuck lmao
September 26, 2026 at 7:37 PM
what the fuck lmao
aw i missed all the fun stuff in this texas vs tennessee game 😔
September 26, 2026 at 7:24 PM
aw i missed all the fun stuff in this texas vs tennessee game 😔
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hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
September 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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no way in hell am i gonna let something as good as Jonbenet Slamzy rot in the replies
Nah incorrect. Go to an rp server. On pvp servers I'm naming characters FootJoblin, various innocuous nouns, and undead warriors Jonbenet Slamzy. I say this as someone who likes rp: there's a place for rp and it's not in regular servers
September 26, 2026 at 1:21 PM
no way in hell am i gonna let something as good as Jonbenet Slamzy rot in the replies
we... we had whole websites dedicated to gawking at the latest batshit discourse in fandoms, all the way back in 2005.
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
September 26, 2026 at 12:14 PM
we... we had whole websites dedicated to gawking at the latest batshit discourse in fandoms, all the way back in 2005.
if you're subscribed to this list, i'd suggest ditching it, because whoever runs it just put paul f. tompkins on it for posting the human-made poster for his comedy tour, just because the style was one that AI likes to rip off. probably not a trustworthy list!
September 26, 2026 at 11:53 AM
if you're subscribed to this list, i'd suggest ditching it, because whoever runs it just put paul f. tompkins on it for posting the human-made poster for his comedy tour, just because the style was one that AI likes to rip off. probably not a trustworthy list!
bringing an iced coffee into an interview is a bad idea because you're basically taunting the comedy gods by bringing a spillable liquid into a situation where it would be very funny if got spilled on someone
September 26, 2026 at 11:20 AM
bringing an iced coffee into an interview is a bad idea because you're basically taunting the comedy gods by bringing a spillable liquid into a situation where it would be very funny if got spilled on someone
new disc horse format just dropped
I'm fairly certain both Kingo and Brock Samson knew what an Ouija board is.
September 26, 2026 at 7:00 AM
new disc horse format just dropped