monica
@lesbiyinzer.bsky.social
Christina’s wife. Part-time writer. Full-time chaotic medium-well. Overtime reader. Anything for the bit. She/her.
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monica
@lesbiyinzer.bsky.social
· Jan 5
A thread of the books I read this year! I had a few years of not reading anything but fanfic, and it’s nice to also be reading books again (though I still read fanfic). I definitely don’t use books as an escape so there will be a normal amount of reading!
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If you haven't seen our latest video, in which we venture to Madrid to see a concert, check it out!
youtu.be/3MssSDIplD0
And if you like grocery hauls, then get ready for the latest one, which premieres in two hours!
youtu.be/3MssSDIplD0
And if you like grocery hauls, then get ready for the latest one, which premieres in two hours!
Madrid, A Concert, and a World Cup Win
YouTube video by QueeryUs
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October 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
If you haven't seen our latest video, in which we venture to Madrid to see a concert, check it out!
youtu.be/3MssSDIplD0
And if you like grocery hauls, then get ready for the latest one, which premieres in two hours!
youtu.be/3MssSDIplD0
And if you like grocery hauls, then get ready for the latest one, which premieres in two hours!
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For those not on Twitter, one of my best friends is running the Chicago Marathon next month for the American Cancer Society. His mom has been battling cancer but she plans to try and be there to cheer him on! If you’re able to donate or repost that would be incredible! 🫶 mobileacs.org/pyzuOv
Support my fundraising for 2026 Bank of America Chicago Marathon
I’m supporting the American Cancer Society to honor those touched by cancer by raising funds for groundbreaking research. Support me.
mobileacs.org
September 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
For those not on Twitter, one of my best friends is running the Chicago Marathon next month for the American Cancer Society. His mom has been battling cancer but she plans to try and be there to cheer him on! If you’re able to donate or repost that would be incredible! 🫶 mobileacs.org/pyzuOv
I think this is how Pawnee felt when Lil Sebastian died.
August 26, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I think this is how Pawnee felt when Lil Sebastian died.
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every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
August 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Dolly Parton was responsible for Jolene, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, AND the Moderna COVID vaccine.
August 25, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Dolly Parton was responsible for Jolene, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, AND the Moderna COVID vaccine.
Dad, please make sure Dolly knows how much she meant to all of us.
August 25, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Dad, please make sure Dolly knows how much she meant to all of us.
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Our Summer of Guests has started, so we've been super busy with friends in town. Our job has mostly been beach with a side of hobbies. (But also entertaining/organizing/transporting/planning, etc.) Hopefully see you soon!
August 23, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Our Summer of Guests has started, so we've been super busy with friends in town. Our job has mostly been beach with a side of hobbies. (But also entertaining/organizing/transporting/planning, etc.) Hopefully see you soon!
I think Bonnie Tyler’s spirit made this the best eclipse ever.
August 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I think Bonnie Tyler’s spirit made this the best eclipse ever.
It should be illegal to have hot flashes and pimples at the same time. #Perimenopause
August 9, 2026 at 11:01 PM
It should be illegal to have hot flashes and pimples at the same time. #Perimenopause
Sitting on our terrace in Spain and hearing the reactions when Spain scores a goal in the World Cup is one of my favorite things ever.
July 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Sitting on our terrace in Spain and hearing the reactions when Spain scores a goal in the World Cup is one of my favorite things ever.
RIP, Bonnie Tyler. Thank you for the joy your music brought the world, specifically me.
July 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
RIP, Bonnie Tyler. Thank you for the joy your music brought the world, specifically me.
Willa said she talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes in the treehouse. That’s why no one has seen him.
July 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Willa said she talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes in the treehouse. That’s why no one has seen him.
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The heat is rough, y'all. Don't take your AC for granted if you've got it.
July 5, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The heat is rough, y'all. Don't take your AC for granted if you've got it.
As we left the house and turned around to say goodbye, seven topless lesbians popped out of the water and waved from the pool.
I thought to myself, “I am living my life the way I was always meant to.”
I thought to myself, “I am living my life the way I was always meant to.”
July 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
As we left the house and turned around to say goodbye, seven topless lesbians popped out of the water and waved from the pool.
I thought to myself, “I am living my life the way I was always meant to.”
I thought to myself, “I am living my life the way I was always meant to.”
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Back to seaside living!
July 4, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Back to seaside living!
You’ve indigoed your last girl.
You’ve gardened your last sound.
You've pearled your last jam.
June 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
You’ve indigoed your last girl.
Finally, a movie for the average middle-aged white man.
June 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Finally, a movie for the average middle-aged white man.
TFW you come up with a really punny name for a thing you were thinking about writing so now it means you might actually have to write it.
R2D2 Falls in the Desert
ALT: R2D2 Falls in the Desert
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June 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
TFW you come up with a really punny name for a thing you were thinking about writing so now it means you might actually have to write it.
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Morgan Wallen’s tonight concert cancelled due to the severe weather alert? The rainbow covenant has been restored.
June 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Morgan Wallen’s tonight concert cancelled due to the severe weather alert? The rainbow covenant has been restored.
Today is the best day I have had in a really long time. And it’s hilarious, because so many things went wrong, but I just went with it and maybe got frustrated but not stressed out or anxious. I tried to treat today like an adventure and like all of those problems were really just side quests.
June 3, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Today is the best day I have had in a really long time. And it’s hilarious, because so many things went wrong, but I just went with it and maybe got frustrated but not stressed out or anxious. I tried to treat today like an adventure and like all of those problems were really just side quests.
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Media Mayhem starts TUESDAY! This is a labor of love where I catalog the media I've consumed so far this year and write mini-reviews, including how gay it is. With human writing jobs at an all-time low, it would mean a lot to me if you supported my AI-free newsletter by subscribing for $5 a month. 👇🏻
May 29, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Media Mayhem starts TUESDAY! This is a labor of love where I catalog the media I've consumed so far this year and write mini-reviews, including how gay it is. With human writing jobs at an all-time low, it would mean a lot to me if you supported my AI-free newsletter by subscribing for $5 a month. 👇🏻
Might fuck around and do a Designing Women rewatch.
May 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Might fuck around and do a Designing Women rewatch.
I bought condoms for the very first time today.
Thanks, Instacart!
Signed,
A 49-year-old lesbian
Thanks, Instacart!
Signed,
A 49-year-old lesbian
May 25, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I bought condoms for the very first time today.
Thanks, Instacart!
Signed,
A 49-year-old lesbian
Thanks, Instacart!
Signed,
A 49-year-old lesbian