monica
@lesbiyinzer.bsky.social
Christina’s wife. Part-time writer. Full-time chaotic medium-well. Overtime reader. Anything for the bit. She/her.
I think Bonnie Tyler’s spirit made this the best eclipse ever.
August 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I think Bonnie Tyler’s spirit made this the best eclipse ever.
Finally, a movie for the average middle-aged white man.
June 17, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Finally, a movie for the average middle-aged white man.
This is a hoagie tweet.
May 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
This is a hoagie tweet.
Who wants to visit? We can have avocado toast for days.
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Who wants to visit? We can have avocado toast for days.
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania…
January 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania…
We were supposed to get less than an inch of snow.
Fingers crossed for our flight tomorrow!
Fingers crossed for our flight tomorrow!
December 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We were supposed to get less than an inch of snow.
Fingers crossed for our flight tomorrow!
Fingers crossed for our flight tomorrow!
No one is more invested in this Pens game than Coach Karen, AKA my mother-in-law.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
No one is more invested in this Pens game than Coach Karen, AKA my mother-in-law.
24. "The Ride of Her Life" by Jennifer Dugan. Honestly, an absolute delight from start to finish...except for the fact that the solution to their problem was SO FREAKING OBVIOUS FROM THE BEGINNING. But enjoyable characters, nice, funny writing, and all of my favorite things. 3.75/5🌟. 6.5/10 🌶️.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
24. "The Ride of Her Life" by Jennifer Dugan. Honestly, an absolute delight from start to finish...except for the fact that the solution to their problem was SO FREAKING OBVIOUS FROM THE BEGINNING. But enjoyable characters, nice, funny writing, and all of my favorite things. 3.75/5🌟. 6.5/10 🌶️.
23. "Interstellar MegaChef" by Lavanya Lakshminarayan. I really, really wanted to like this one, but it was a slog. I love queer romance/cooking competition books, but this was a miss for me personally, for whatever reason. Too much world-building; not enough living in said world. 2.75/5🌟. 1/10 🌶️.
November 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
23. "Interstellar MegaChef" by Lavanya Lakshminarayan. I really, really wanted to like this one, but it was a slog. I love queer romance/cooking competition books, but this was a miss for me personally, for whatever reason. Too much world-building; not enough living in said world. 2.75/5🌟. 1/10 🌶️.
September 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Our team won with my very accurate drawing of “gay pride day.”
September 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Our team won with my very accurate drawing of “gay pride day.”
The fuck is this, IG?
September 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The fuck is this, IG?
Today was a good day.
(If I ignore the crushing guilt about being thousands of miles from home)
(If I ignore the crushing guilt about being thousands of miles from home)
August 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Today was a good day.
(If I ignore the crushing guilt about being thousands of miles from home)
(If I ignore the crushing guilt about being thousands of miles from home)
Sometimes I am funny.
August 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Sometimes I am funny.
Someone needs to tell me that I do not need this speaker.
August 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Someone needs to tell me that I do not need this speaker.
Legendary book dedication.
July 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Legendary book dedication.
No matter the country, it’s a universal experience — waiting while my wife shops for yarn.
July 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
No matter the country, it’s a universal experience — waiting while my wife shops for yarn.
Second chance AND fake dating? Don’t mind if I do.
(Bonus—I have a great view today.)
(Bonus—I have a great view today.)
July 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Second chance AND fake dating? Don’t mind if I do.
(Bonus—I have a great view today.)
(Bonus—I have a great view today.)
She’s a ten but she eats a hot dog in every country.
July 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
She’s a ten but she eats a hot dog in every country.
I’ll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
July 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’ll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.
22. "Say a Little Prayer" by Jenna Voris. Have you ever read a book that resonated with you so much that you're actually angry you didn't write it? Me too. YA book about being an outcast in a small, Jesus-y town with (plot twist) supportive parents. This was an emotional read for me. 4.5/5🌟. .5/10🌶️.
June 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
22. "Say a Little Prayer" by Jenna Voris. Have you ever read a book that resonated with you so much that you're actually angry you didn't write it? Me too. YA book about being an outcast in a small, Jesus-y town with (plot twist) supportive parents. This was an emotional read for me. 4.5/5🌟. .5/10🌶️.
21. "Catch" by Kris Bryant. Love books about football but hate reading about a bunch of men? Pick this one up and know true joy. I initially worried about a potential cheating storyline because of the premise (rekindled first love but now one is married), but that wasn't the case. 4/5🌟. 6.5/10🌶️.
June 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
21. "Catch" by Kris Bryant. Love books about football but hate reading about a bunch of men? Pick this one up and know true joy. I initially worried about a potential cheating storyline because of the premise (rekindled first love but now one is married), but that wasn't the case. 4/5🌟. 6.5/10🌶️.
20. "On Her Terms" by Amy Spalding. The third in a trilogy, and one that I read willingly, not begrudgingly. Fake dating? Check. Spicy spice? Check. Curvy MC that doesn't look rail thin on the cover? Check. The rare book that shows the next step in a wlw romance isn't always a U-Haul. 4.5/5🌟. 7/10🌶️.
June 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
20. "On Her Terms" by Amy Spalding. The third in a trilogy, and one that I read willingly, not begrudgingly. Fake dating? Check. Spicy spice? Check. Curvy MC that doesn't look rail thin on the cover? Check. The rare book that shows the next step in a wlw romance isn't always a U-Haul. 4.5/5🌟. 7/10🌶️.
19. "Legends & Lattes" by Travis Baldree. A enjoyable gay romp. Found family, swords, coziness, and creatures of all kinds. Pretty queer and hella fun. Plus, it's really interesting to see people try coffee for the first time. 4/5🌟. 0.5/10🌶️.
June 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
19. "Legends & Lattes" by Travis Baldree. A enjoyable gay romp. Found family, swords, coziness, and creatures of all kinds. Pretty queer and hella fun. Plus, it's really interesting to see people try coffee for the first time. 4/5🌟. 0.5/10🌶️.
18. "Most Wonderful" by Georgia Clark. Did I read a holiday book in April? Yes. Do I have any regrets? No. Three related romances involving three queer siblings with a famous aging actress of a mother. Delightful, hilarious, great characters, and well-written. I loved this one. 4.75/5🌟. 8.5/10🌶️.
June 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
18. "Most Wonderful" by Georgia Clark. Did I read a holiday book in April? Yes. Do I have any regrets? No. Three related romances involving three queer siblings with a famous aging actress of a mother. Delightful, hilarious, great characters, and well-written. I loved this one. 4.75/5🌟. 8.5/10🌶️.