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When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
July 20, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Three friends rolling up to a performance of Hedwig and the Angry Inch in a group costume: a Cuisinart, a Waterpik, and a hypo-allergenic dog
July 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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July 19, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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I’m sorry, there are no words for how much I love Sonnet 695, “Good Morning, Baltimore.”
July 21, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Don't go Jason waterfalls
July 21, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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Me: Alaska Thunderfuck is the lead of the Oh, Mary! tour.

Him: Huh, interesting. I read Ginger Minj was cast in...I think a Shakespeare play?

Me: That is also interesting.

Him: She's doing Hairspray in Sacramento.

Me: Um, just curious. Are you under the impression Shakespeare wrote...?

Him: 🫩
July 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Didn't know the girl from rent was built like that
I look for info on the McConnell situation about 5 times a day, because--legitimately--as a mystery writer I have a major interest in how you hide a dead body.
July 21, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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i don't enjoy live theater because i have intrusive thoughts about how i could completely ruin the performance, and believe i have a moral prerogative to do so
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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there are so many things for me to do but i am still only thinking about Legally Blonde the musical
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I put on Pope make-up
And turn on the Pope deck
And put the Pope back on my head
Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout Pope
Until I head home
And I put myself to bed
April 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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May 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
i feel like coming back hi guys
interact if you liek any of these things...gotta build a good peple base..............
the beatles.....
the book of mormon........
hedwig and the angry inch......
weird al.......
a lot of things......like music of many genres like classic rock...... and punk rock.....
May 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Oh, Conscience!
March 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Make sure to watch the new video from @itsmattrose.bsky.social so you can see him be grateful for this lump of broccoli
November 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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had a dream last night where i encountered an impossible translation on duolingo and when i posted the screenshot people started going crazy so obviously i had to recreate it as best as i can remember
November 28, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Hard Decision
December 3, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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Drake/Kendrick beef weird al polka medley
December 4, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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There’s been like 50 Presidents but only one Weird Al Yankovic, basic math at work here
December 7, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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“Hey Peoni we’ve noticed you’re going through that loop where you’re stressed and exhausted and all you want to do is isolate and watch the same things on repeat, what should we do about that?”

“Watch Legally Blonde the Musical again?”

“Yeah, that’s exactly the pro—“

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU GUYS~
December 5, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Clutching The Waitress and Legally Blonde musical in my arms.
December 5, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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#promosky to see if it kickstarts my algorithm into a sane direction
cocktails (been on a tiki kick for about a year)
coffee
musicals (company, falsettos, natasha pierre, ghost quartet all time favs)
midwest emo
french house
queer culture
yaoi+yuri
honkai star rail
fighting games (melee, rivals, sf)
November 30, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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This is probably referencing a particular celebrity like Woody Allen or some shit but when I think of horny neurotic Jews I can't not think of the musical Falsettos
November 30, 2024 at 2:30 PM