loctastic
@loctastic.bsky.social
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just short of the sticks, they’ll have to punt
Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone who will never get tired of watching scumbag traitor Senator Tommy Tuberville fall down the stairs.
September 19, 2026 at 4:32 PM
just short of the sticks, they’ll have to punt
justin hebert is the dipshit qb from draft day where nobody went to his birthday party
I will not be elaborating further
I will not be elaborating further
September 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
justin hebert is the dipshit qb from draft day where nobody went to his birthday party
I will not be elaborating further
I will not be elaborating further
two words
amypond timelord
amypond timelord
The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
'Doctor Who': BBC Calls On Producers To Pitch "Brave" Vision For Show
The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
bit.ly
September 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
two words
amypond timelord
amypond timelord
who knew the guy who ran the onion was so fucking dull
September 18, 2026 at 12:39 AM
who knew the guy who ran the onion was so fucking dull
when will they make a PITFALL movie
September 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
when will they make a PITFALL movie
helpful advice. thanks
US Energy Secretary says Americans need to drive less to achieve lower gas prices.
September 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
helpful advice. thanks
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i think you should go to jail if you name your bar / brewery / restaurant / beer any variation of “jawn”
September 17, 2026 at 11:49 AM
i think you should go to jail if you name your bar / brewery / restaurant / beer any variation of “jawn”
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that foul ball hit JT like a vaccine
September 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM
that foul ball hit JT like a vaccine
need this like I need air
September 16, 2026 at 11:32 PM
need this like I need air
working outside so i can drink out of the HOSE like we USED TO DO as KIDS because DRINKING OUT OF THE HOSE is what WE DID because THATS what we DID AS KIDS and kids DONT DO IT ANYMORE and thats why the WORLD IS SHIT
September 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
working outside so i can drink out of the HOSE like we USED TO DO as KIDS because DRINKING OUT OF THE HOSE is what WE DID because THATS what we DID AS KIDS and kids DONT DO IT ANYMORE and thats why the WORLD IS SHIT
saw some weird ass influencer call the cowboys going to the Super Bowl
when the revolution happens we gotta take all these weird ass people out too
when the revolution happens we gotta take all these weird ass people out too
September 16, 2026 at 5:22 PM
saw some weird ass influencer call the cowboys going to the Super Bowl
when the revolution happens we gotta take all these weird ass people out too
when the revolution happens we gotta take all these weird ass people out too
geez and this doesn’t even cover the two times the franchise got caught cheating
The guy who helped kick Macklemore off Ed Sheeran’s tour was charged with soliciting prostitution, got those charges dropped with the help of Epstein’s lawyer, is a longtime friend of Trump, has taken NFL players on propaganda trips to Israel, and received a special $1 million award from Netanyahu.
September 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
geez and this doesn’t even cover the two times the franchise got caught cheating
that dudes lady got something to SAY
The Detmer Formula, ahem @loctastic.bsky.social
THE DETMER FORMULA - THROUGH WEEK 2.
Our Sickos Metric that tells you what QBs are just slinging the ball everywhere without too much care.
Full explanation of the math in our newsletter at the bottom of the thread.
Here's a quick explainer first.
Our Sickos Metric that tells you what QBs are just slinging the ball everywhere without too much care.
Full explanation of the math in our newsletter at the bottom of the thread.
Here's a quick explainer first.
September 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
that dudes lady got something to SAY
whats the % of people who will be at the next one of these ed sheeran shindigs that will both know and care about the latest hulabaloo
10%? 15%?
ed sheeran fans don't strike me as ones with their finger on the pulse of the latest news
10%? 15%?
ed sheeran fans don't strike me as ones with their finger on the pulse of the latest news
September 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
whats the % of people who will be at the next one of these ed sheeran shindigs that will both know and care about the latest hulabaloo
10%? 15%?
ed sheeran fans don't strike me as ones with their finger on the pulse of the latest news
10%? 15%?
ed sheeran fans don't strike me as ones with their finger on the pulse of the latest news
bad day to a microsoft entrata admin
September 16, 2026 at 1:42 PM
bad day to a microsoft entrata admin
i too have unretired from following Sixers regular season games
NEWS: Matt Cord is forgoing retirement to return for his 29th season as Sixers public address announcer, he just said on WMMR.
Cord will introduce LeBron James, Jaylen Brown and the Sixers in 2026-27. All is right in the world: www.phillyvoice.com/sixers-news-...
Cord will introduce LeBron James, Jaylen Brown and the Sixers in 2026-27. All is right in the world: www.phillyvoice.com/sixers-news-...
Matt Cord announces he will forgo retirement to return for 29th season as Sixers public address announcer
Matt Cord thought his time as Sixers public address announcer was over. Now, Cord will be on the microphone on Oct. 22 for the Sixers home debuts of LeBron James and Jaylen Brown.
www.phillyvoice.com
September 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
i too have unretired from following Sixers regular season games
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Not now, sweetie, Ed Sheeran is being cancelled, and Matt Cord is going to be saying LeBron James’ name as a Sixer
September 16, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Not now, sweetie, Ed Sheeran is being cancelled, and Matt Cord is going to be saying LeBron James’ name as a Sixer
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Secret Lives of Mormon QBs
September 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Secret Lives of Mormon QBs
welp. there it is. the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life
September 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
welp. there it is. the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life
amazing tattoo job by Dan flashes
so i've never paid attention to ed sheeran which means i'm now learning a lot of things such as HAVE YOU ALL SEEN HIS UGLY TATTOOS
September 16, 2026 at 1:32 AM
amazing tattoo job by Dan flashes
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God I'm so jealous of someone who is ignorant of the Patriots and their bullshit😭😭
this Kraft dude most of us had never heard of 24 hours ago is a real contender for the new Streisand Effect world champion
wow. with this announcement, all of ed sheeran's openers for this tour have pulled out:
September 16, 2026 at 1:12 AM
God I'm so jealous of someone who is ignorant of the Patriots and their bullshit😭😭