The Loony Bin
@loonybinpodcast.bsky.social
A podcast dedicated to expanding #MNUFC fandom, one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time.
Host: Dan Elias (@oyvey2you.bsky.social)
Agent of Chaos: Loonlet Matt Leaf (@mnloonlet.bsky.social)
Email us: theloonybinpod (at) gmail.com
#COYL
Host: Dan Elias (@oyvey2you.bsky.social)
Agent of Chaos: Loonlet Matt Leaf (@mnloonlet.bsky.social)
Email us: theloonybinpod (at) gmail.com
#COYL
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The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon), and Matt Leaf, co-host...
Theloonybinpod.com
“125: 1/10, Please Try Again” is live!
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
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“125: 1/10, Please Try Again” is live!
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon), and Matt Leaf, co-host...
Theloonybinpod.com
September 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
“125: 1/10, Please Try Again” is live!
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
“125: 1/10, Please Try Again” is live!
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon), and Matt Leaf, co-host...
Theloonybinpod.com
September 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
“125: 1/10, Please Try Again” is live!
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
We again talk about another Wonderwall-less night at Allianz Field for #MNUFC. We look ahead to the upcoming game against Schmetzer’s Sounders. And we check in with the Twoonies, for no other reason than to talk about a team that’s won a game recently.
MN-Prophecy Rating for EVERYONE: You guys keep bringing the creativity, even when #MNUFC is circling the drain.
It’s the community of fans that keeps this fun even when most nights watching this team feel like last night.
Cheers to you all! 🍻
It’s the community of fans that keeps this fun even when most nights watching this team feel like last night.
Cheers to you all! 🍻
The Galaxy come to Allianz tonight as the Loons try to get their third home win and build some version of momentum for the stretch run.
Can Cam get the guys ready to take three points or will #MNUFC fan frustration mount? What’s your MN-Prophecy for tonight?
Can Cam get the guys ready to take three points or will #MNUFC fan frustration mount? What’s your MN-Prophecy for tonight?
Big Bird: Tonight We Ride!
ALT: Big Bird: Tonight We Ride!
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September 20, 2026 at 12:20 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating for EVERYONE: You guys keep bringing the creativity, even when #MNUFC is circling the drain.
It’s the community of fans that keeps this fun even when most nights watching this team feel like last night.
Cheers to you all! 🍻
It’s the community of fans that keeps this fun even when most nights watching this team feel like last night.
Cheers to you all! 🍻
1 left!
I’ve got 4 free tickets to the #MNUFC game tonight, anyone want ‘em?
September 19, 2026 at 10:41 PM
1 left!
3 left …
I’ve got 4 free tickets to the #MNUFC game tonight, anyone want ‘em?
September 19, 2026 at 8:19 PM
3 left …
The Galaxy come to Allianz tonight as the Loons try to get their third home win and build some version of momentum for the stretch run.
Can Cam get the guys ready to take three points or will #MNUFC fan frustration mount? What’s your MN-Prophecy for tonight?
Can Cam get the guys ready to take three points or will #MNUFC fan frustration mount? What’s your MN-Prophecy for tonight?
Big Bird: Tonight We Ride!
ALT: Big Bird: Tonight We Ride!
static.klipy.com
September 19, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The Galaxy come to Allianz tonight as the Loons try to get their third home win and build some version of momentum for the stretch run.
Can Cam get the guys ready to take three points or will #MNUFC fan frustration mount? What’s your MN-Prophecy for tonight?
Can Cam get the guys ready to take three points or will #MNUFC fan frustration mount? What’s your MN-Prophecy for tonight?
Valerius likely won’t suit up until after the international break, leaving 7 matches (and training) for Interim CSO Stebbins and #MNUFC leadership to decide if they want to exercise his purchase option which comes with a guaranteed contract through summer of 2030.
News: #MNUFC right wingback Cherrion Valerius has had his visa approved and should be in Minnesota early next week, head coach Cameron Knowles said Friday. Goal is to have him on a flight this weekend, then in market for medical exams and training sessions.
September 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Valerius likely won’t suit up until after the international break, leaving 7 matches (and training) for Interim CSO Stebbins and #MNUFC leadership to decide if they want to exercise his purchase option which comes with a guaranteed contract through summer of 2030.
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All of the latest new on development of land around Allianz Field in St Paul - lots of interesting indications and facts
by @frederickmelo.bsky.social (who knows this whole saga better than just about anyone else)
www.twincities.com/2026/09/15/s...
by @frederickmelo.bsky.social (who knows this whole saga better than just about anyone else)
www.twincities.com/2026/09/15/s...
St. Paul: Allianz Field hotel construction resumes after impasse
Behind the scenes, fee and permitting disputes have threatened to derail key aspects of the overall development.
www.twincities.com
September 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
All of the latest new on development of land around Allianz Field in St Paul - lots of interesting indications and facts
by @frederickmelo.bsky.social (who knows this whole saga better than just about anyone else)
www.twincities.com/2026/09/15/s...
by @frederickmelo.bsky.social (who knows this whole saga better than just about anyone else)
www.twincities.com/2026/09/15/s...
Kyle Duncan's red card (second yellow) at St. Louis City is rescinded after the review from an Independent Review Panel and he can play on Saturday if #MNUFC's Coach Knowles so chooses.
Bongi has been a full participant in training but I expect Duncan to start at RWB with this news.
Bongi has been a full participant in training but I expect Duncan to start at RWB with this news.
September 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Kyle Duncan's red card (second yellow) at St. Louis City is rescinded after the review from an Independent Review Panel and he can play on Saturday if #MNUFC's Coach Knowles so chooses.
Bongi has been a full participant in training but I expect Duncan to start at RWB with this news.
Bongi has been a full participant in training but I expect Duncan to start at RWB with this news.
Dayne and Tani's return to Allianz is also a storyline to follow ...
September 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Dayne and Tani's return to Allianz is also a storyline to follow ...
With their shootout win last night at Real Monarchs, the Twoonies have nearly guaranteed themselves a place in the MLSNP Playoffs.
Heading into their last match of the season Sunday against LAFC2, a win or a shootout win guarantees they stay in the 7th seed and avoid the 8/9 play-in game.
#MNUFC
Heading into their last match of the season Sunday against LAFC2, a win or a shootout win guarantees they stay in the 7th seed and avoid the 8/9 play-in game.
#MNUFC
September 17, 2026 at 3:22 PM
With their shootout win last night at Real Monarchs, the Twoonies have nearly guaranteed themselves a place in the MLSNP Playoffs.
Heading into their last match of the season Sunday against LAFC2, a win or a shootout win guarantees they stay in the 7th seed and avoid the 8/9 play-in game.
#MNUFC
Heading into their last match of the season Sunday against LAFC2, a win or a shootout win guarantees they stay in the 7th seed and avoid the 8/9 play-in game.
#MNUFC
If you're going to the game on October 6th at Allianz, it's some combination of these players below that you'll get to see.
Who are we excited about?
Who are we excited about?
A new cycle commences. 🇺🇸
Mauricio Pochettino has called up 28 players for a four-match window in September & October!
Mauricio Pochettino has called up 28 players for a four-match window in September & October!
September 17, 2026 at 3:10 PM
If you're going to the game on October 6th at Allianz, it's some combination of these players below that you'll get to see.
Who are we excited about?
Who are we excited about?
The Philadelphia Union are ruining our run for the GAMpionship!
#MNUFC Roster release:
- Maurice Malone is a TAM player
- Big decisions to make on players with no Contract Options (Drake, Trapp, Boxy (retiring?))
- Approaching the end of their time with the Loons (Gressel, DJ, Adebayo-Smith)
#MNUFC Roster release:
- Maurice Malone is a TAM player
- Big decisions to make on players with no Contract Options (Drake, Trapp, Boxy (retiring?))
- Approaching the end of their time with the Loons (Gressel, DJ, Adebayo-Smith)
MLS has dropped roster profiles for each club following the transfer window.
#MNUFC has the second most allocation money (behind only Philadelphia) with $4,320,451 remaining.
St. Louis City and San Jose Earthquakes are the only other clubs with over $3 million in GAM.
#MNUFC has the second most allocation money (behind only Philadelphia) with $4,320,451 remaining.
St. Louis City and San Jose Earthquakes are the only other clubs with over $3 million in GAM.
September 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The Philadelphia Union are ruining our run for the GAMpionship!
#MNUFC Roster release:
- Maurice Malone is a TAM player
- Big decisions to make on players with no Contract Options (Drake, Trapp, Boxy (retiring?))
- Approaching the end of their time with the Loons (Gressel, DJ, Adebayo-Smith)
#MNUFC Roster release:
- Maurice Malone is a TAM player
- Big decisions to make on players with no Contract Options (Drake, Trapp, Boxy (retiring?))
- Approaching the end of their time with the Loons (Gressel, DJ, Adebayo-Smith)
Life goals …
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September 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Life goals …
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“124: Losing Feels the Same in the Press Box” is live!
We cover the last two #MNUFC games that didn’t go the Loons way and we recap our first experience in the press box and radio booth at Allianz Field. We also get ready for the Loons’ next chance to sing the song we used to sing.
We cover the last two #MNUFC games that didn’t go the Loons way and we recap our first experience in the press box and radio booth at Allianz Field. We also get ready for the Loons’ next chance to sing the song we used to sing.
The Loony Bin Podcast - Dedicated to expanding the fandom of MNUFC one newbie, or loonlet, at a time.
We are a podcast dedicated to expanding Minnesota United fandom one newbie, or Loonlet, at a time. Join us weekly (during the season) as Dan Elias, host (and fully grown Loon), and Matt Leaf, co-host...
Theloonybinpod.com
September 14, 2026 at 12:28 PM
“124: Losing Feels the Same in the Press Box” is live!
We cover the last two #MNUFC games that didn’t go the Loons way and we recap our first experience in the press box and radio booth at Allianz Field. We also get ready for the Loons’ next chance to sing the song we used to sing.
We cover the last two #MNUFC games that didn’t go the Loons way and we recap our first experience in the press box and radio booth at Allianz Field. We also get ready for the Loons’ next chance to sing the song we used to sing.
MN-Prophecy Rating: Who?
Its Gressel time. Loons shore up their defense and Kelvin finds his spark again. 1-1
September 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating: Who?
MN-Prophecy Rating: Toasted ravioli still sucks
Toasted ravioli is inferior to a tater tot hotdish. Loons keep up their scoring ways as St. Louis is distracted by the open cup semis on the horizon. 4-2 victory for the good guys. We can only sing wonderwall in our homes.
September 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating: Toasted ravioli still sucks
MN-Prophecy Rating:
Siiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhh
Siiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhh
The Loons are in St. Louis, but will they show up for the game? If they do, this could be a 2–3 victory for the visitors. I’m not holding my breath, but I hope it’s not because I’ll be sighing in disappointment.
September 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating:
Siiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhh
Siiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhh
MN-Prophecy Rating: Never change, optimism rules!
What the heck, I’ll be optimistic. We’ll break our losing streak (and break their winning streak).
Loons 3-1 with goals from Yeboah, Markanich, and Chancalay.
Loons 3-1 with goals from Yeboah, Markanich, and Chancalay.
September 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating: Never change, optimism rules!
MN-Prophecy Rating: Looked good for about 10 min!
In 2015 the Bucks were one of the worst teams in the league and were the ones to break the Warriors 24-0 start. Tonight, the Loons will do the same. Minnesota wins, 2-1 on a late howler from STL.
September 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating: Looked good for about 10 min!
MN-Prophecy Rating: I enjoy general positivity
I enjoy making ridiculous predictions so I'll say we win tonight.
September 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating: I enjoy general positivity
MN-Prophecy Rating: Can the corporate lawyer play CB?
We lose another one today. The Loons put up a good fight but St. Louis gets it done at home winning 4-2.
On a side note: we are asking the corporate lawyer if GAM can buy us a playoff spot. His initial reaction was not promising.
On a side note: we are asking the corporate lawyer if GAM can buy us a playoff spot. His initial reaction was not promising.
Johnny Fiama's Sad Face - Muppetwiki
ALT: Johnny Fiama's Sad Face - Muppetwiki
static.klipy.com
September 13, 2026 at 1:32 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating: Can the corporate lawyer play CB?
MN-Prophecy Rating:
September 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating:
MN-Prophecy Rating: Brace yourself for end of this season
Yeboah will net a brace, but it’s not enough, because Sang Bin will come off the bench and score his own brace. 2-2 draw.
September 13, 2026 at 1:28 PM
MN-Prophecy Rating: Brace yourself for end of this season