ThePatchedVest
@loreevil.bsky.social
'90s music connoisseur • edgy transgressive author • meddling paleontology hobbyist • resident evil lorestorian
A merger of my three "bird site" accounts into one super account.
A merger of my three "bird site" accounts into one super account.
Okay, shit like this (first image) is why I hate "stans" in fandoms.
Yes, it's been a while since we've seen Jill chronologically (and Death Island wasn't satisfactory for you) -- but why do you gotta lie about it? You're just making everyone who agrees with you look terrible. (2nd image is by me).
Yes, it's been a while since we've seen Jill chronologically (and Death Island wasn't satisfactory for you) -- but why do you gotta lie about it? You're just making everyone who agrees with you look terrible. (2nd image is by me).
September 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Okay, shit like this (first image) is why I hate "stans" in fandoms.
Yes, it's been a while since we've seen Jill chronologically (and Death Island wasn't satisfactory for you) -- but why do you gotta lie about it? You're just making everyone who agrees with you look terrible. (2nd image is by me).
Yes, it's been a while since we've seen Jill chronologically (and Death Island wasn't satisfactory for you) -- but why do you gotta lie about it? You're just making everyone who agrees with you look terrible. (2nd image is by me).
Revelations 2 includes a neat continuity easter egg, with radio broadcasts referencing the Eastern Slav Republic civil war, Svetlana Belikova and Ivan Judanovich (aka "Ataman") from the second CG film: Damnation. As both entries overlap in their 2011 setting. #REBHFun www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6kh...
Revelations 2, EP2 Russian message
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September 6, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Revelations 2 includes a neat continuity easter egg, with radio broadcasts referencing the Eastern Slav Republic civil war, Svetlana Belikova and Ivan Judanovich (aka "Ataman") from the second CG film: Damnation. As both entries overlap in their 2011 setting. #REBHFun www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6kh...
The amount of people that auto-assume a piece of media is "non-canon" simply because it's not mainline, immediately accessible, or personally interesting to them needs to be studied... because that's not how this works/ how these decisions are made. #REBHFun
September 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The amount of people that auto-assume a piece of media is "non-canon" simply because it's not mainline, immediately accessible, or personally interesting to them needs to be studied... because that's not how this works/ how these decisions are made. #REBHFun
With a little extra announcement, here's to 30 years since we first entered the world of survival horror, good luck on 30 more!
#REBH30th #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #Biohazard
#REBH30th #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #Biohazard
September 6, 2026 at 7:57 AM
With a little extra announcement, here's to 30 years since we first entered the world of survival horror, good luck on 30 more!
#REBH30th #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #Biohazard
#REBH30th #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #Biohazard
"Let me get this straight, you think Jill & Claire's Death Island models/designs are actually different from their 3R & Infinite Darkness models/designs?"
Joker: I Do, And I'm Tired Of Pretending I Don't
ALT: Joker: I Do, And I'm Tired Of Pretending I Don't
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September 6, 2026 at 7:54 AM
"Let me get this straight, you think Jill & Claire's Death Island models/designs are actually different from their 3R & Infinite Darkness models/designs?"
The Ashfords, Umbrella's founding family, were originally intended to be the descendants of a WWII Kriegsmarine officer. Traces of that dark legacy remained all over the visual language of the original CV and have seemingly carried over to the remake as well. #ResidentEvilVeronica #REBHFun
September 6, 2026 at 7:53 AM
The Ashfords, Umbrella's founding family, were originally intended to be the descendants of a WWII Kriegsmarine officer. Traces of that dark legacy remained all over the visual language of the original CV and have seemingly carried over to the remake as well. #ResidentEvilVeronica #REBHFun
God, I'm so sick of the Cregger 'RE' discourse on this platform and elsewhere (from both sides). Why is anybody worked up about this? Who the hell cares?
September 6, 2026 at 6:58 AM
God, I'm so sick of the Cregger 'RE' discourse on this platform and elsewhere (from both sides). Why is anybody worked up about this? Who the hell cares?
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what’s your favorite way to heal in resident evil? 🪴
April 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
what’s your favorite way to heal in resident evil? 🪴
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Jill Valentine, Resident Evil 🦝
August 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Jill Valentine, Resident Evil 🦝
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Happy 30th anniversary, Resident Evil!
April 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Happy 30th anniversary, Resident Evil!
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Resident Evil painting for Lock on 001
May 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Resident Evil painting for Lock on 001
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100%’d resident evil code: veronica.
this might genuinely be the most evil 100% in the entire franchise. what the fuck
this might genuinely be the most evil 100% in the entire franchise. what the fuck
August 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
100%’d resident evil code: veronica.
this might genuinely be the most evil 100% in the entire franchise. what the fuck
this might genuinely be the most evil 100% in the entire franchise. what the fuck
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30 years of RESIDENT EVIL :)
March 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
30 years of RESIDENT EVIL :)
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The timing is probably a coincidence but it's super funny that A24 found this indie filmmaker kid to direct the blockbuster horror hit of the summer for pennies and then announced this Google Deepmind partnership. "Hopefully we'll never have to discuss movies with twenty-somethings ever again"
June 28, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The timing is probably a coincidence but it's super funny that A24 found this indie filmmaker kid to direct the blockbuster horror hit of the summer for pennies and then announced this Google Deepmind partnership. "Hopefully we'll never have to discuss movies with twenty-somethings ever again"
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Watching episode of ER from 2001. Dr. Chen & Dr. Carter are trying to diagnose an unconscious preschooler.
Carter: “Could be measles.”
Chen: “Measles? Have you ever seen measles?”
Carter: “No, have you?”
Chen: “Of course not, nobody’s seen measles.”
So far backwards in such a short time.
Carter: “Could be measles.”
Chen: “Measles? Have you ever seen measles?”
Carter: “No, have you?”
Chen: “Of course not, nobody’s seen measles.”
So far backwards in such a short time.
June 27, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Watching episode of ER from 2001. Dr. Chen & Dr. Carter are trying to diagnose an unconscious preschooler.
Carter: “Could be measles.”
Chen: “Measles? Have you ever seen measles?”
Carter: “No, have you?”
Chen: “Of course not, nobody’s seen measles.”
So far backwards in such a short time.
Carter: “Could be measles.”
Chen: “Measles? Have you ever seen measles?”
Carter: “No, have you?”
Chen: “Of course not, nobody’s seen measles.”
So far backwards in such a short time.
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Resident Evil Requiem is a HELL of a ride. Hybrid new vs old gameplay is brilliantly executed & fun.
It re-uses some stuff from previous games and I wish it did more story-wise w/ Raccoon
It goes nostalgia BANANAS. I was mashing the screenshot button. Loved it! Avoid spoilers!
It re-uses some stuff from previous games and I wish it did more story-wise w/ Raccoon
It goes nostalgia BANANAS. I was mashing the screenshot button. Loved it! Avoid spoilers!
February 25, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Resident Evil Requiem is a HELL of a ride. Hybrid new vs old gameplay is brilliantly executed & fun.
It re-uses some stuff from previous games and I wish it did more story-wise w/ Raccoon
It goes nostalgia BANANAS. I was mashing the screenshot button. Loved it! Avoid spoilers!
It re-uses some stuff from previous games and I wish it did more story-wise w/ Raccoon
It goes nostalgia BANANAS. I was mashing the screenshot button. Loved it! Avoid spoilers!
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Linda from Outbreak gets slept on for how her minor appearance and actions are technically wildly important in regards to bringing down Umbrella.
January 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Linda from Outbreak gets slept on for how her minor appearance and actions are technically wildly important in regards to bringing down Umbrella.
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Sony, who released all previous RE movies, will release Zach Cregger’s RESIDENT EVIL in theaters September 18, 2026:
Sony Will Release ‘Barbarian’ Director’s ‘Resident Evil’ Movie in September 2026
After seven live action movies and a short-lived Netflix television series, Constantin Film and PlayStation Productions are bringing Resident Evil back to the big screen, with Zach Cregger (Barbarian)...
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March 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Sony, who released all previous RE movies, will release Zach Cregger’s RESIDENT EVIL in theaters September 18, 2026:
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kinda in love with the Resident Evil HD remaster 😮💨❤️🔥
March 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
kinda in love with the Resident Evil HD remaster 😮💨❤️🔥
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Resident Evil women ❤️
March 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Resident Evil women ❤️
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should we just say F it and recreate the resident evil community here? 😎
January 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
should we just say F it and recreate the resident evil community here? 😎
highschool of the dead:
nauseating hypersexualization of teenagers, constant military wankery, pervasive neo-fascistic ultraconservative/ultranationalist messaging and rhetoric.
13 y/o me reading the manga scanlations online free: man, i’m just here for the zombies. please go back to the zombies.
nauseating hypersexualization of teenagers, constant military wankery, pervasive neo-fascistic ultraconservative/ultranationalist messaging and rhetoric.
13 y/o me reading the manga scanlations online free: man, i’m just here for the zombies. please go back to the zombies.
January 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
highschool of the dead:
nauseating hypersexualization of teenagers, constant military wankery, pervasive neo-fascistic ultraconservative/ultranationalist messaging and rhetoric.
13 y/o me reading the manga scanlations online free: man, i’m just here for the zombies. please go back to the zombies.
nauseating hypersexualization of teenagers, constant military wankery, pervasive neo-fascistic ultraconservative/ultranationalist messaging and rhetoric.
13 y/o me reading the manga scanlations online free: man, i’m just here for the zombies. please go back to the zombies.